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Three nuns die in a car accident and arrive at the pearly gates. St. Peter says to the first nun, "Sister, you've lead an exemplary life, performed many good deeds, feed the hungry, cared for the sick. Do you have anything to confess before I let you in to Heaven?"

The nun looks serious and answers him, "St. Peter, I have to confess something. Once, when I was a young novice and naive about the world, I gave a man a hand job in the confessional."

St. Peter is surprised, but he tells her, "Well, sister, that was one tiny mistake in a lifetime of pious service. Wash your hands in the holy water, say 10 Hail Marys and you can go on in to Heaven."

Seeing all this, the third nun in line taps the sister in front of her and says, "Sister, would it be OK if I cut in front of you in line?"

The second nun says, "well, certainly Sister, but why?"

The third nun replies "I want to gargle that holy water before you stick your ass in it."