I tried it, Jerry! I tried shitposting!
They make it look so easy just slap some text on a dumb picture, right?
So I post one… nothing! Not a single laugh, not a single (You).
Silence!
Then some guy posts a grainy photo of a mustang on a carpet with the caption, “It is time.”
Five (You)'s Jerry...FIVE!
What does that even mean, Jerry? Time for what??
And now they’re telling me, “Oh, George, you’re trying too hard.”
Trying too hard?! That’s all I DO!
That’s my whole life!
I’m a man who tries too hard and fails anyway!
If anything, I should be the King of Shitposting!