>>536824825
anon i say this as an extreme fattylover do NOT gain weight with shitty fucking sodas and sugary junk. look at what sumo wrestlers eat and how they eat: huge amounts of meat, veggies and rice. eat high-fat foods, eat some starches and sweet foods like fruit, potatoes and nuts and nut butter. fill up on as many calories of non-sugary food as you can and you will feel less like shit

>>535991334
>pay to win dark world
beyond capacity for file storage, i think it would be equalized by being a /utg/ dark world (bound to the limits of 4chan)
as for desktops, laptops and filthy mobileposting, the idea I had for my self-insert was:
>my desktop as a bulkier, tanky fellow that functions as a traveling "home base,"
>my mobile phone is a sentient mirror shield with a scabbard for a one-handed light sword (stylus pen)
>the phone shield also functions as a magic tome/portal for summons (usually fatsimiles, obese spamtons to waddle into battle)