>>33662831
>Women, why do you unironically eat food that looks like poo?
I don't, because I'm neither British or Indian.

>>33662848
>How do I lose weight?
Eat in a caloric deficit, increase your activity level, fix your sleep and mental wellbeing. It's genuinely that easy.

>>33662850
>Girls, can I stracciatella your focaccia?
I'd let you fill me like a cannoli if I didn't hate Italians.

>>33662870
>No women could ever love me and my silly ways
Oh yeah?!
[Falls in love with you, gets married, has two kids, lives life in joyful bliss until we pass away holding hands in our bed in our mid-90's]