Thread 33661703

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don't give up edition

>>33661703 (OP)
I hope the prune was because of the disgusting furshit OP.
Death to all furries!
Death to all feetshitters!
Death to all pitshitters!

>>33661703 (OP)
>>33661471
The first step is accepting your baggage.

You can just stand watching it go around the luggage carousel, pretend that it isn't yours, delude yourself that the embarrassing heavy mess belongs to someone else, hope nobody will suspect it's yours, see it disappear out of sight, and pray that it won't come back.
But the conveyor inevitably circles it back to you. Eventually everyone else is gone and you're left alone with nothing but your baggage circling around, unchanged and incessantly insisting on your attention.

The only way forward is to do the work of accepting the baggage. Own the weight and carry it.

The weight of it hurts and it doesn't help that you know that you're responsible for packing at least half of crap in it.
Now it's time unpack and go through your baggage.
...and it's time to set aside this tidy metaphor.

...

You have to accept the past that's brought you to where you are now.
All the good.
All the bad.

Like your childhood, there might be things you'd do anything to get back. You can chase and relive memories but you can never go back to the past.
You can only go forward to the future.

If you made mistakes, own them. Accept them. Learn from them. Learn even if the only thing you learn is that sometimes you'll screw up in unexpected ways and you'll have to fix it.
Yet you can't fix what's long past. You can only move forward.

You can't get back the positive experiences of the past. Life is full of experiences, good and bad. All we can do is cherish the moments. Remember moments of the past and appreciate the moments as they happen.

Sometimes people hurt us. Some are broken, some are malevolent, and some were just hurting themselves. Pain is a powerful teacher but sometimes we learn the wrong lessons. We shouldn't forget the pain of the past but it's important to let go of old hurt.
It's important to accept the pain, feel the emotions, and finally set down the weight.

Walk away from the endless baggage carousel.

you guys are ruining my beautiful edition

Men would you want a girl to pray to meet you

Would you pray to meet a girl

>>33661703 (OP)
>don't give up edition
Here's a question:
What is something positive that the opposite gender has done that has helped inspire you not to give up?

Last week I was depressed and my wife called me. When I said hello, she replied "Hello, my luvver!" in this cute imitation of a line from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves we do sometimes. It's just a stupid little thing but it reminded me that everything can't be all bad all the time and not to give up.

Men, would you be impressed if a woman could do it?

>>33661719
Extremely, I'd get the marriage registration forms ready

>>33661719
I'd go
>That's cool
And that's about it.

Just for my own closure, want a consensus:
Did I say "I love you" by asking my gf (now ex)
>You have all these career goals, can you even love anyone?
She replied,
>Of course, I love you, anon
I melted but tried to maintain my composure, I fell hopelessly deeper in love with her then and bore my heart out unfortunately for it to get stabbed.
Later on, a week before she broke up with me she recounted that conversation and said that I had MADE her say "I love you" and implied in other ways that she may not have wanted the relationship. I had been talking about the future and she wasn't really into it. Can you really feel pressured to say I love you? I wasn't even expecting her to ever say it, I was honestly surprised. She was telling me all these things she wanted to do with her life and it all involved material things, in a way I was asking if she was incapable of loving/casting for people

>>33661730
classic woman moment

>>33661730
Anon, you player, I'm a little stiff reading that.

>>33661723
>>33661726
Okay, and what if she could do this? Is it more or less impressive?

>>33661719
I'd just go "hm ok".
Doesn't seem really useful or anything.

Men what woke impress you more than nunchucks?

>>33661734
Look, Anon, I'll give you a bit of a truth nuke here. Hold on to your seat... Women do all of these things to show themselves off for the male gaze.

>>33661733
U hard bro?
>>33661732
Inorite

>>33661734
I can't say that objectively, as she is too fucking hot and it'd influence my judgment of the act itself.

>>33661736
>woke
heh
But I'd say if she could actually hit something really hart with nunchucks? Like having an actual physical impact and thus a skill that'd be useful.

>>33661739
No, anon, look, they said nothing about that.

>>33661740
Did I stutter? You didn't say I love you, but you, even inadvertently coaxed the admission out of her, which is a strong power move.
You little player, that takes still.
>>33661745
Fine, if I saw that in person my little monkey brain would drag her to the nearest bed. Which is the whole point of the act.

>>33661736
a woman who can full draw a heavy bow and hit a moving target at 50 yards, vaporizing it

>>33661736
Any woman who wants to date me must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon.

>>33661719
Uh, no, not really

>>33661742
>I can't say that objectively, as she is too fucking hot and it'd influence my judgment of the act itself.
Not relevant, the girl with nunchucks is hot too

>>33661736
That's a tough one, nunchucks are pretty cool.

>>33661753
Ok Burnsie

>>33661736
tightrope or gymnastic stuff is pretty impressive

>>33661761
Meh.

Anon did you check the glove compartment for the Jade Monkey?

KANA HANEZAWA IS DIVORCED!!!

>>33661768
Nobody knows who that is.

>>33661768
Anon…

Women, what do you do if you feel a UTI coming on?

Good morning atoga
What will today be for you?

>>33661777
>Good morning atoga
>What will today be for you?
A decent day without people's passive aggressive bullshit

>>33661777
Go to work, immediately fall asleep

Does a guy have to be cool 24/7 when he lives with his gf? Any girl get an ick as you say from a man you lived with? What were they?

>>33661778
Sounds comfy
>>33661779
Sounds not so comfy

>>33661767
anon, the "Jade Monkey" is just the sentimental hair ornament she gifted to one of her maids-in-waiting. the test is that you have to possess the benevolence to care for the servants and others of lower social standing, and not take the "easy" way out by embarking on a grand quest to satisfy your own ego.

>>>/co/150373924
>►►Vote: https://forms.gle/hN2WDv7J75jTTMjG9
Toph or Raven?

>>33661778
You know THAT was passive aggressive bullshit, right? Haven't you ever heard of the Golden Rule?

>>33661780
Just stuff like leaving dirty dishes in the sink all the time and not cleaning great.

>>33661777
I have been backing up fotos and other things the past two hours since I got an external SSD for that.
But now I'm about to work out for an hour or two.

>>33661746
Perhaps it was a strong power move but she went on to shit test me relentlessly. Ended up calling me a Man whore

>>33661703 (OP)
>>33661706
so jannies really hate our gennie, I wonder why

>>33661777
Day drink.

>>33661773
Drink a shit ton of water and cranberry juice. I recently had a friend hospitalized because a UTI traveled to her kidney.

>>33661777
I'm going to get my new car.

>>33661790
What kind of photos, anon?
>>33661795
Could be fun. What's on the menu?

>>33661800
>I'm going to get my new car
Hell yeah, nice. Have you decided on what you're getting?

>>33661801
Scotch and a fat greasy breakfast sandwich.

>>33661788
>You know THAT was passive aggressive bullshit, right?
Seethe and cope normalfag
>Haven't you ever heard of the Golden Rule?
Cope and seethe normie

>>33661785
M
Toph

Women, do you have guy friends?

>>33661789
Anything else you can think of?

PMDD PMDD PMDD This isn't real

>>33661785
>google docs

>>33661790
Crappy usb ports or just a lot of photos?

>>33661773
Someone on here recommended cranberry pills. I catheterize so I'm quite prone to them and since I started taking the pills I haven't gotten any.

>>33661773
Cranberry/pomagranite
>>33661777
Gonna go get an oil change
>>33661780
No he doesn't have to be 'internet personality' all the time. He should be real.

good morning booby femanons

>>33661780
Not this guy but I've befriended a girl who cares not at all for icks. Wtf?? Why is this the case?

Both genders
Would you side with a group of people who will inevitably stab you in the back?

Hello boys

>>33661825
plap

>>33661716
>Men would you want a girl to pray to meet you
I am not worth meeting.
>Would you pray to meet a girl
God doesn't care about happy endings, or lack thereof.

>>33661806
Lol, nice rebuttal. You angy? Guess I won then. Have a good day.

>>33661824
Why are you so dumb

>>33661811
Nothing else immediately jumps to mind, sorry.

>>33661810
I have 1 or 2. Yes, they probably think I'm attractive and would have sex with me in a total fantasy situation most likely.

>>33661817
Sup, Wheels?

>>33661802
>Have you decided on what you're getting?
An Acura Integra that someone defaulted on. It's a 2024 Type S with only 10k miles, and I'm only paying $29k for it.

>>33661810
>Women, do you have guy friends?
Most of my friends are guys. I can call them faggots without them getting offended.

>>33661819
>Gonna go get an oil change
I knew you liked getting fucked, but I didn't know that extended to your bank account.

>>33661824
>Would you side with a group of people who will inevitably stab you in the back?
F
No, wtf?

Got a girl's phone number on Friday night. It's now Sunday morning. When we exchanged numbers, she mentioned something about a bet with her friends about who could get the most phone numbers, so I'm guessing she doesn't actually want to go on a date. Should I even bother texting her? If so, is it too early? Maybe I should wait until tomorrow.

>>33661842
nta are any of them actually gay?

>>33661843
It'll cost you nothing to go through with it. I will never understand the point of "doing nothing" if it's unlikely to work out. I work 50-60 hours a week and I still don't see you'd dismiss something just because you think it's not gonna work.

Also the fact that she told you that is a good sign.

>>33661824
>Would you side with a group of people who will inevitably stab you in the back?
How would I realistically know this?

>>33661801
I'm basically backing up anything that has any sentimental value to me. So it's mostly private fotos, my mp3 collection, documents etc. I don't want to lose.

Men, do you think southpark is going to have something to say about this?
I REALLY hope they do. And not in like a quiet 'oh we can teach compassion' but like "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ARE YOU STUPID?"
They had the fucking satan bit, this one should be harder to chew.

>>33661846
>Also the fact that she told you that is a good sign.
How the fuck?

>>33661840
Do you spend hours talking to each other or is that something you'd only do with someone you wanted to date

Sorry never had any female friends so I'm clueless here

>>33661815
It's a 2TB SSD and I will probably have it filled by a good 500 to 600GB when I got everything on there. Also want to create a windows image backup.
Bought a Crucial X9 and on my PC I get around 100-120MB/s.

>>33661845
>nta are any of them actually gay?
Only one, but he's not fruity gay.

>>33661849
Do your own oil change.

I have pantry moths help

>>33661853
We talk about stuff but I'm obviously not going to talk a lot about feminine stuff with them, or for hours about something. It seems like that would give guys the ick.

>>33661857
Spread legs.

>>33661843
She likely doesn't even remember you if she was collecting numbers. If a bitch liked you, she would have spent the night with you (or at least kissed) instead of giving you a phone number to get you to fuck off and block later.
>>33661846
This is foid advice and absolutely wrong, lmao. You're a fucking retard trying to get anon to embarrass himself.

>>33661849
YWNBAW.

>>33661853
And you're just ok with that?

>>33661810
most of my friends are guys

Hi atoga! What are you doing today?
I'm shiny hunting in Pokémon and chiling

>>33661861
>Waaa waaaa I embarrassed myself
You're a fucking pussy.

>>33661842
>An Acura Integra
>10k miles
>29k
That's pretty sweet ngl

>>33661864
Well, no, more like used to it. The downside of being a moderately attractive girl.

>>33661855
>Do your own oil change.
Ugh, fine.

Sex with mid girls

>>33661870
I'm going to practice guitar and try to clean up my car/apartment.

>>33661872
There must be something wrong with it. Maybe someone vomited in it or something.

>oh no I better never do anything risky in my life in case I embarrass myself for a few moments of my life!
This generation is so fucked. If your biggest fear is being cringe, you'll never do anything worthwhile.

>>33661875
Her boobs are too big to be considered mid.

>>33661880
>I embarrass myself for a few moments of my life!
problem is social media where that shit can follow you forever.

>>33661875
That's not mid

>>33661880
Don't act like you weren't afraid of cringe at that age...

>>33661870
Still the same as when this was asked 20 posts ago. lol

>>33661882
>>33661885
How is it not mid

GOD, I just love MID girls

>>33661884
Oh no! Anon does something entirely understandable though embarrassing and it's traceable back to him. What would the average person think? The horror!

I'll tell you what. A lot of my dormitory building knows I shit my pants. You think I feel shame because of that? No, it's a fucking lore quirk.

>>33661880
What do you consider risky

>>33661870
I’m about to clean up my disgusting room to make myself feel better about ordering uber eats for breakfast.
>>33661875
these cartoon girls always look like children.
>>33661843
I see no harm in sending a text. you could make it sound self aware of the situation by mentioning that you know about the bet so you’re unsure if she’s interested but you think she’s cute and wanted to say hi.

>>33661871
You're the type of retard who texts bitches "no worries, let me know when you're free" after they reject you, lmao.

>>33661891
You watch too much porn, anon.

>>33661897
Post your kot right now

>>33661897
F I N L A N D

>>33661897
KITTY

I love average women.

>>33661903
if you look close enough, you can see her.

>>33661910
I know. I want a full picture of kitty

>>33661898
And? It wouldn't cost me anything to send that text faggot.

I'm in the uniformed services. There's a fucking reddit post (I didn't make it) describing some of the embarrassing shit I've told people.

>>33661900
No I don't... She's mid, this would be attractive/hot

See the difference???

>>33661913
Yeah, we know you like being laughed at, Sarge. Go get dumped by another e-gf, beta bitch lol

>>33661914
That's a total stereotype. You do watch too much porn/anime.

>>33661897
Are you an arthoe or just a 4chan egirl?
Everything you've shown of your place so far looks like a clichee.

>>33661897
this is a pigsty with lace frills.

>>33661897
Cat spotted

>>33661918
it's a women thing
my cousin's apartment is like that and she is neither.

>>33661849
They made fun of him before he died right? As long as it was before they died, does it really matter if it was the day before or a year before?

>>33661923
It's a specific mental type.
If you'd show your cousin 4chan, she'd end up on here 24/7.

>>33661917
Yeah whatever it doesn't hurt anyone

>>33661918
neither lmao.
>>33661921
yes ! you should see the rest.
>>33661911
okay look how cute she is. she’s mad because I had to vacuum under her bed ):

>>33661930
>neither lmao.
She says, while posting private pics on 4chan uhuhuhuhuhu
Girlie girlie!

>>33661897
god i love mentally ill women

>>33661932
I could clean that room

so should i wait before i text her

you guys have just been arguing about being embarrassed

>>33661897
Bitch you live like this?

>>33661929
Only your image of what a real woman actually is...

>>33661916
Keep building up shit in your head as being bigger than it actually is and see where that gets you, little loser bitch.

>>33661930
the CUTEST cranky kot

>>33661934
Just do it, she probably won't answer anyway

>>33661933
she will never let you clean it
she wallows in filth to stimulate the same parts of the brain that light up when more hardcore girls cut themselves

>>33661703 (OP)
At a dinner with some friends
They mention their kid is in a chess club, I mention I was too back in the day, was 3rd grade haven't ppayed since.
He asks if I'll play him
Am I supposed to let him win? Play only ok and if I win that way I win? I am pretty crap at chess.

>>33661939
Does it matter if I'm planning to be single for my whole life?

>>33661931
nothing is that private that I’ve posted. all you know is I’m a messy girl with an adorable cat.
>>33661937
this is worse than usual… but yes I do.
>>33661941
LOOK at her. she’s a doll.
>>33661933
I would pay for a cleaning service if I could afford it. but the problem is that it’s just my clothes everywhere.

>>33661947
You could just leave a piece hanging, not notice it and then play normally. If you don't want to be so blatant you'll let him fork a piece

>>33661947
I’d teach him a cool opening or something. overall let him win unless he’s actually really good.
>>33661934
I’d text today.

>>33661948
Yes? You still interact with women, right?

>>33661947
let him exhaust himself on an indecisive attack, then beat him stylishly by trapping his pieces instead of chopping off material

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33661956
AA meetings

>>33661951
>I’d text today.
How does this sound?
>Hey, this is Anon. We met the other night at <name of event>. I'm the one who told you the joke about the scarecrow. Just wanted to say it was nice meeting you, and if you'd like to do something sometime, maybe grab a drink or whatever, let me know <thumbs up emoji>
>>33661942
>she probably won't answer anyway
desu you're probably right. but she definitely won't answer if i don't text her first.

Do girls expect me to share my secret fetishes that I’ve repressed and plan to take with me to the grave?
I’m a footfag and never want to reveal this ever. But I’ve also never been in a long term relationship and i feel I should share everything with my partner if I ever get one.

>>33661949
Maybe it's just the pictures, but her eyes look so expressive. It's adorable. Pet her for me anon

>>33661954
Sometimes but why would my preferences matter if it's in a professional or friendly context?

>>33661949
It is the thought that counts. :3
Btw are you new to atoga?

I want a gf to go to haunted houses and hay mazes with…

>just go alone
Kill yourself

>>33661968
Oh, wow... you're serious, aren't you?

>>33661970
>I want a gf to go to haunted houses and hay mazes with…
I do too.
I want to be the oni that stalks and scares her~~~

>>33661948
I recently came to accept this for myself

>>33661974
I feel like want a gf that’s acts all feisty and brave but then gets to the top of the roller coaster and is actually scared and grips me tight as we go down

>>33661961
yeah that sounds good ! I definitely recommend doing a smiley face instead of the thumbs up though.
>>33661966
they are so expressive I will pet her for you.
>>33661969
nope.

>>33661978
NTA but for me, I have noticed trying to be tough annoys mens and when I show vulnerability, they freak and bail

>>33661972
Yes.... What about it?

where'd everyone go
bingo?

>>33661985
Try treating a co worker like a girlfriend and get back to me on that.

Women, I heard a statistic that 1 in 6 women will experience rape in their lifetime. Does that number sound accurate? It's awful to think about, considering all the women I've known throughout my life...

>>33661984
were men the ones getting icks all along..

>>33661987
I've never had a girlfriend, only one night stands. I don't even know what that means

>>33661988
There's more to the world than America, y'know.

>>33661988
That's 17%, which unfortunately does not sound that unlikely. I've met several women who have had that happen.
If you make it wider and include sexual harassment too, the number is much higher.

>>33661993
>sexual harassment
nta but that's such a nebulous term.

>>33661986
80% of atogans only post to pass time at work, and 100% of women are getting plapped
so there are only about 10% of the usual posters left

>>33661991
Ok, try treating a co worker like a one night stand.

>>33661986
you're small time

>>33661996
Why

>>33661994
Oh, also F. You could pretty much say that ALL women have experienced "sexual harassment" of some kind.

>>33661989
I am better off alone and am exersising this to the full extent. No one will ever love me

https://youtu.be/0e7G0P2sH64?si=iGbEkU4YdjZQtv6M

>>33661999
So... you recognize that there should be a difference or...

I'm still pretty depressed

I'm horny!

>>33661988
that sounds a bit high for rape but low for sexual assault.
>>33661994
assault = hands were used
harassment = hands not used
basically everyone has experienced harassment if you include catcalling and stuff

>>33662002
I don't get it, why should I treat my peers as if I've slept with them?

>>33661949
Who's the cutie holding the cat?

>>33662000
As with most of bad stuff that occurs, the term just becomes an umbrella term and eventually means "thing I do not like". Evolution of language and all.

Sexual harassment becomes interaction with a guy I didn't like
Liberal becomes something a conservative doesn't like
Communist becomes something a conservative doesn't like
Nazi becomes something a liberal doesn't like
Autistic means someone entirely normal

Why am I lucky in the aspects of life that don't matter and unlucky in the ones that do

>>33661994
Doesn't matter what you think of it, for statistics it gets defined depending on what the statistic tries to find out.

>>33661982
>I definitely recommend doing a smiley face instead of the thumbs up though.
does it really make a big difference?

>>33662009
You unironically sound like the typical incel. lmao

Why can't I have a cum-obsessed GF who frequently wants me to get off onto her food because she likes it when it has my flavor?

>>33662011
in your past life it was reversed, this time you have to earn it

>>33662016
I don't believe in past lives

I got udon that are best before Jan 2024. lol
They still look good, wondering if I should just make them.

>>33662013
yes, thumbs up is a dad move.

>>33661930
Very cute Kot femanon

Women, is your ultimate goal still a husband and babies?

Nvm I don't own a ratchet set yet. I'll get one next paycheck and save *checks notes* $20.

>>33661940
You're the only loser bitch here, Mr Poopy Pants.

>>33661988
No idea honestly, I've only heard about two cases of rape and I wasn't directly acquainted with either of those women. Both did something incredibly stupid to find themselves in that situation. Harassment is way more common though.

>>33662025
>>33661940
Now kiss each other's hard microdick.

>>33661875
Kiruko isn't even best girl of Tengoku Daimakyou

That's clearly Mimihime

>>33662023
I don't HAVE an ultimate goal, only to keep going.

>>33662019
Perhaps today is a good day to die...

>>33662023
Ultimate goal is to be comforable with myself, persue and provide for my family. The goal has never been children and a husband.

>>33662041
No dying on my watch!! >:(
But today is a good day to dick.
Every day is a good day to dick.

>>33661875
>>33661885
>>33661891
Listen up, whippersnappers!

Back in my day, we had TWO scales for how hot women are.
One was the regular 1-10 for women you might actually see and interact with in real life.

The OTHER was the 1-10 scale you used for celebrities, movie stars, etc.
I mean William Macy isn't as attractive as George Clooney but he's still a movie star. He's objectively attractive. Very few performance celebrities are even close to "mid". The lowest would probably be 7 on the real life scale.

We didn't even rate cartoon drawings, because what's the point?

You all grew up in a post-airbrush world, not to mention Photoshop.

Go outside.

>>33662029
One femanon did say that only the weird girls she knew got SA'd. This didn't happen to normal girls who used their brain.

>>33662023
no, lol, thats not even on the list

>>33662025
i cant stop pooping

>>33662046
That was bait from moid hands.

>>33662023
Yes

>>33662050
You are also replying to a trolling incel.

>>33662045
Counterpoint: Steve Buscemi.

>>33662050
>>33662054
Doubt it.
It came up after an exchange of other comments and it does make sense. SA doesn't happen randomly where some horny guy does it, it's mostly a guy the girl willingly chooses to interact with and ends up alone with.

>>33662034
Survival. Most real statement on the web

>>33662046
Sounds like deeply repressed trauma. They are broken.

>>33661703 (OP)
Dated a girl short term, both really enjoyed being with each other but were aware there was an end point
Went back to her country 3 weeks ago
Left her alone the first few days, didn't want to message
She sent me a few things on TikTok, Instagram
After 5 days I decided to send her a text, got replies albeit slowly, then final reply after a day
Waited another 5/6 days to reengage with her, fast replies, then a day later again when she sent her final message
I left it on read both times
This was last Sunday, now its a week later and no contact.
If I want to see her again, for at least a holiday, what should be my strategy from this point?
Think I just have to wait out as long as I can before she says she misses me.
I would be surprised if she grew that cold that quickly towards me, we were both very upset when she was leaving.

my gf can’t cum from penetration or oral/hands and has never been able to in her life. then i saw her use a vibrator on her clit and within a minute her legs were shaking and she was able to cum soon after

she says she’s satisfied and i know it’s not me that should complain because it’s not about me, it’s her body and orgasm, but it has made me feel inadequate. like knowing i’ll never be able to give her that sucks, is that weird?

>>33662058
You are repulsive and need to fucking kill yourself.

Having that out of the way, SA mostly happens towards people who are in a vulnerable position, especially underaged people.

>>33662050
I wish it was just bait. One girl had already been SAd by her rapist but decided to go to his house alone to "confront" him.

>>33662023
And to not be abused, and to have a stress free life, and to make money on my own, and to have a mostly not in disrepair house+car+body, and to make sure my children are cared for by my family...
The goal post has moved to include those stipulations.
No more fixing men that are too broken to actively participate in family tending. Make better ones.

>>33662070
You first, poopy pants.

>>33662065
There's no 'wrong' way to it if she's interested

Tell her you would like to see her again in the near future and see how she reacts, then ask about Christmas or something

>>33662074
I thought you liked women

>>33662047
Really?
Not even a life goal?

>>33662080
I do too

>>33662084
nice

>>33662077
Ok, rape apologist.

>>33662090
Do you need a diaper?

are cucumbers woke?

I call every girl mid cuz first 3 I was with broke me

Goodmorning
I hate men

Femanons, would you like a hand pic?

>>33662069
buddy if she couldn't do it on her own its not you that's inadequate it's the human race. poor girl has NEVER orgasmed and you were there for her first?? that's huge dude.

women in my family keep getting cheated on
men, stop cheating

>>33662099
I think they would like a hand pic. Hold something big with your big ol mitts.

>>33662099
Ah shit here we go again

>>33662099
i want a video archive of fifteen thousand men who volunteered to enter a clinical facility who go into a sterile room and are strapped down to a table that rotates to make them sit upright and then they get masturbated by a gloved hand of someone they can't see, and the video is ultra HD, unbroken close up shot of the penis from start to finish including five minutes after while it's cooling down. but you're not going to give me that so why even bother asking

>1 week tomorrow without gf
still dont feel sad, a thorn from my side gone, no more emotional manipulation and controlling behavior, my skin has cleared up massively and my digestive system is miraculously improved and my face appears less bloated.

So I’ve been getting blow jobs from this woman who is much younger than me at lunch time during work.

She is sooo good at it. So moist and tender. Knows how to stroke and suck. My wife’s never made me cum with anything but her vagina. I told my lady friend that I was stunned that she was able to make me cum let alone how fast.

After experiencing this I’m now trying to figure out how to get my wife to do it better. Any suggestions on how to drop pointers to my wife on how to properly blow me like my friend does? Last night she game me a shaft only dry handjob that was like she was trying to start a weed eater.

>>33662109
based

>>33662112
kys

>>33662112
mkg jr spotted

>>33662110
>1 week
im basicallt hysterical
>2 weeks
extreme depression lasting month
>3 weeks
sad and angry; outsiders begin suggesting other people to occupy my time and maintain sanity
>4 weeks
sad, but accepting reality
the hurt will never disappear.
>5 weeks
they will never be there for me again

The noodles were still good.
So far.

>>33662119
>>33662110
Also, it is much easier to cut conact rather than keep wondering how it could have been. If they wanted to- they would; and they chose something else.

>>33662119
idk why ive just skipped all of this, I think she burned my out from caring anymore, I just feel a great sense of relief. No interest in ''getting back out there'' for now, just improving bits of myself and resetting back to baseline. I also cba with the horrific nature of online dating, think I'll skip that as I dont feel desperate.

>>33662128
Just went through this. Now I am
at about on week 16.

>>33661872
>That's pretty sweet ngl
Ikr? Broke niggas came in clutch again.

>>33661879
>There must be something wrong with it. Maybe someone vomited in it or something.
No, me and my uncle have both already looked it over in person. Just a really lucky find.

>>33661988
>Women, I heard a statistic that 1 in 6 women will experience rape in their lifetime. Does that number sound accurate?
About. I think 1/3 experience sexual assault in their lifetime, and that's information mostly gathered from Western countries, so it's most likely higher globally.

>>33662124
I'm not even gonna read it desu.

>>33662125
Anything but going no contact seems bad, no matter how it ended.

>>33662135
Yea. Don't to 'be there' for someone who didn't care about you. Move on.

>>33662130
any dating?

Men, why do you like lesbians so much? You know they're not into you, right?

>>33662141
Is that a thing?

>>33662102
Men don't cheat, we don't initiate divorces, we're loyal to the grave

>>33662141
yeah idk why men like seeing girls make out and press their boobs together

>>33662141
What do you mean by "like"? I don't like them romantically, as that would be dumb. But sexually, seeing women do sexy things without having to see a man at all is quite nice.

>>33662145
>press their boobs together
pale skinny is most sensual though

>>33662131
>Broke niggas came in clutch again.
Well, some of them

I went on one date with a guy this week and it was a nice time. last night he texted me asking if I’d like to go out for pizza tonight or tomorrow. is it too late to answer him now to say yes?

should I say “ hi! yes I’d love to. tonight or tomorrow night works for me”?

>>33661988
yeah just about

>>33662141
that's what i like about them. it shows they have self-respect.

>>33662140
Was forced to 'get out there'.
Dated like three people, talked to many more. No one compares, meshes or is interesting to me. I have ruined myself by finding and knowing my soul mate.

I'm full of sexual energy but I have no way to do anything about it.

Women, why have you done this to me?

>>33662151
Why... why would it be "too late"...?
What does that even mean??

>>33662151
> is it too late to answer him now to say yes?
No. He will be slightly, slightly peeved that you didn't respond the same day, but he won't be thinking about it a week from now

>>33662155
you are the control group in our study to observe the results of chronic sexual energy poisoning without release
your sacrifice will inform the mating strategies of countless generations

>>33662151
just say yes, and if it's too late, try to reschedule.
asking to reschedule shows that you're actually interested and not trying to ghost him

>>33662141
I don't
I'm jealous
None of yall women act like you can ever love a man fully and be fully comfortable with us with sexually and emotionally

I met a perfect girl on Tinder who had all the same interests as me. We went on dates and they went well and she ended up ghosting me. I will never find a girl like her again. I think I'm going to give up on finding a gf and just be alone.

>>33662162
I didn't consent to this
Where's my compensation

>>33662169
please post proof of identity (hand/clavicle pic) along with your payment details and we will get to it as soon as possible!

I’ve been watching american home makeover TV shows. There are poor participants :O Was there always poor people in america or this a new thing? How can you be american and also poor?

>>33662165
>be fully comfortable with a man
Yeah I can’t. This is the biggest trap ever and no woman should ever fall for this bait

>>33662175
You're just going to make fun of how tiny my hands are

>>33662180
Seconded

>>33662180
>>33662183
So just proving my point

I want him more than anything

>>33662102
>women in my family keep getting cheated on
Same. I'm the only one that hasn't. My grandma, mom, aunt, both sisters, and all my female cousins all got cheated on. Tbf, all but my grandma have cheated too.

>>33662141
>why do you like lesbians so much? You know they're not into you, right?
NAM, but I think men may like it because it's two women and there's not a lack of competition there. No competition in that there is no other man involved and no competition in that they don't really have to compete for the women because they're not allowed to compete.

Then on the darker side, I think a lot of men would derive confidence and ego in their masculinity from being able to "turn" lesbians. I hate these men.

>>33662155
>I'm full of sexual energy but I have no way to do anything about it.
Born to fuck. Doomed to jack.

When I sojourn to other boards I have to remember to actually be anon. This thread is like Weenie Hut Jr compared to the Salty Spittoon of regular-chan

BUT IT DOESNT MATTER

>>33662191
Damn. Damn, damn, damn.
>tfw no wigger gf

>>33662102
Only female cheaters in my family
Women, stop cheating

>>33662194
Straight to the feels

>>33662189
>I'm the only one that hasn't
Or so you think…

>>33662190
wdym be anon??

>>33662196
GR15...

>>33662187
PLAP'D

>>33662156
it just feels rude idk I’m new to dating. but he answered and it looks like we’re on for tonight !

>>33662196
Discount clussy.

>>33662204
did you get this from this thread because i literally downloaded this animation with the intention of posting it here but i can't remember converting it to a gif and posting it

>>33662204
literally me

>>33662207
nta but it has been posted itt before

>>33662199
You have to be an asshole and cruel and everything you say has to be inflammatory, unlike being an atogan

>>33662205
>it just feels rude idk
Less stupid unproductive thoughts, more acting towards what you want, girl.
Go get him.

>>33662207
I've seen it posted before, just look at the filename.

>>33662208
I know!

>>33662210
what kinda weird boards do you go to?

>Gender
If there was a concert you really wanted to see.
>Would you rather be in the middle of the crowd or sit from a building’s office that has dirrect view on the concert and that you can hear with the windows open!

>>33662211
>I know
sheesh

>>33662186
Knowing a woman fully is a privilege few of you deserve and even fewer will ever earn

>>33662216
f
I want to be squished against the rails in the front row.

>>33662216
F, there's a reason pit tickets are so much more expensive

>>33662216
f, went to my first concert last year, i liked the moshpit more than the balcony

>>33662216
M
The second. Concerts sound a million times better and are a million times more comfortable if you're completely outside the venue.

>>33662217
SLAP'D

Single girls, do you ever feel jealousy towards your more popular trashy counterparts?

>>33662229
Yea and I feel jealousy towards the trad girls who have love and I feel jealousy towards the normal girls who have love and I think it makes me a disgusting person

>>33662232
Seems suboptimal.

>>33662229
Yes. Not jealousy but sad that men are subhumans who hate nice girls and that’s what they pick

>>33662229
No, if anything they help you filter the bad eggs

I hate women so much.

>>33662234
Everything about me is

>>33661709
J E S U S CHRIST DUDE

>>33662220
>I want to be squished against the rails in the front row.
What if it’s strangers boners against your ass?
>>33662222
Holly shit those numbers!
Pit are way less expensive than the balcony.

>>33662225
>a million time better if outside the venue
Wouldn’t you feel lonely, watching all the strangers have fun and bond together?

>>33662232
I'm sure you'll find someone since you don't discriminate!

>>33662236
Trashy girls are some of the nicest I've ever met, especially ones that smoke weed

>>33662241
Do you need to be whipped into shape?

>>33661870
I think I might try to catch Articuno in Pokemon today, now that you mention it.

>>33662244
>What if it’s strangers boners against your ass?
even better

>>33662226
jiggly

>>33662246
>Trashy girls are some of the nicest I've ever met, especially ones that smoke weed
nta but true, most of them are just super sweet girls who are too selfless

>>33662252
Jiggle jiggle pop!

How do some women put like 30cm or even longer massive dildos into their pussy?
Generally hitting the cervix hurts for most women and while I can get that some enjoy the pain... where the fuck does it go?? Does it go all the way THROUGH the cervix, that should not be possible since it's so tight.

>>33662248
How

>>33662229
no
they earned their spoils with their strength and audacity
i have to be braver next time to secure my own mate

>>33662259
No, I am asking if you need to be whipped into shape?

>>33662258
skin is stretchy

>>33662229
I am the trashy girls

>>33662263
Of course, but how do they deal with the cervix pain?
I find it hard to believe they just have none.

>>33662267
i don't know, if you mean girls in porn that take huge dildos, i'd highly assume they are on drugs to begin with

>>33662244
>Wouldn’t you feel lonely
No, I'd be comfortably listening to music, instead of being sweaty and gross and surrounded by sweaty, gross people while the preposterously loud speakers caused horrible pain and made any enjoyment impossible. Besides, I could bring friends to that office if I wanted to, and I'd be able to actually talk to them and be able to hear them. It's better in every way.

>>33662266
Pls be my gf

>>33662270
>porn
Well I have seen it happen with onlyfans models and in posts on /gif/.
But I guess using some drugs makes sense.

>>33662258
The cervix is kind of to the side, rather than being a straight shot. So the dildo just pushes on the walls next to the cervix, going around it instead of through it.

>>33662258
some people have longer pussies than others, and the area just before the cervix can be stretched out quite a lot
>>33662267
you go around it, this part

>>33662275
yeah, I's say drugs desu
maybe they take a bunch of pain killers too an hour before the shot idk
i'm sure they have their methods

>>33662262
How would I be whipped into shape

>>33662213
/lgbt/ and /fit/

>>33662272
anon pls, I haven't showered in four days

>>33662285
oh my god MARRy ME

>>33662281
thats your own fault then

>>33662285
Plsplspls be near me

>>33662293
If you smell something rancid nearby, you may be in luck

>Finally see therapist after deciding to see one from posting here.
>Told him about my abusive mom and absent dad.
>After a few sessions get the PTSD, GAD, and Major Depressive Disorder diagnosis.
>Seems pleased enough for me getting my shit together through my struggles.
At least I know I'm mentally ill and that I'm doing better than most through my problems.

>>33662286
you silly man

>>33662299
Just shower....

>>33662300
I’m glad to see it, anon.

>>33662280
I'd make you strip in front of me, until you're wearing nothing but your short slutty skirt. Then I'd demand you to put on your collar and leash, getting on your knees and give me the end of the leash.
I pull on it and force you to bend over my knees. I start slapping your little butt, making you say "thank you, master" for every slap. And count every slap out loud.. If I thought you were doing better, the slaps would be on your whore skirt. If you seemed to become more naughty again, the slaps would be on your bare skins. And whenever I felt like it, I would slap right on your cunt.
This would go on until the only thing you crave is to be released.

women
please PLEASE stop showering
i thought this was well known but based on certain replies itt you clearly dont?
no man has EVER told his gf to take a shower. ever. in human history.
no CAVEMAN has ever grunted at his wife to jump in a river.
you know who tells you to shower?
OTHER WOMEN. read: your COMPETITION.
they DON'T want you to find love!
find love, femanons

>>33662300
>Major Depressive Disorder
Good luck man

men do you prefer small eyes or big eyes in a lady? or do you have no strong preferences about it one way or another

>>33662316
What matters is how those eyes look at me.

>>33662316
medium, but if i had to choose between big and small I would say big

>>33662316
Cat eyes

>>33662165
>be fully comfortable with us
I'm really sorry, but I can't. There's ALWAYS a... danger, I guess... of you abusing me or cheating on me, however small. It's not you, it's your gender.

Women, could you be with a guy who has a gambling addiction?

>>33661703 (OP)
I may be hard to love but women still owe me love (and sex, and cooking and cleaning and ironing and kisses) and I don’t owe women anything

>>33662323
what are cat eyes?

My uncle hates women with cellulitis. Is cellulitis on a woman a dealbreaker for men?

>>33662326
abuse i understand, but cheating is pretty evenly spread between the sexes

>>33662334
cellulitis is an infection, you probably mean cellulite. tons of men are into it.

>>33662334
he hates it? where is he encountering all these women with cellulitis that he has developed a hatred for them?

>>33662313
This. Imagine letting a metal tube attached to the wall take a piss on you. Nasty! Men aren’t into that level of hoeish behaviour
>>33662285
Trad

>>33662180
>>33662326
Why would any of you date men then?

>>33662337
nta In lesbian relationships as well?

>>33662313
idk if I can trust this advice

>>33662332
Idk how to explain it

>>33662346
They're... stronger than me. Also penis. That was really reductive, I know. I know guys are more than that.

>>33662347
i don't have the stats in front of me at the moment, but i'd assume so. it takes two to cheat

>>33662352
You can just say you need someone to use for sex. We are anonymous here after all

>>33662334
most men don't like it, black guys are more okay with it

>>33662352
We aren't. Please continue dehumanizing us. Respectfully.

>>33662313
I haven’t showered in a week

>>33662346
It's a curse

After reading this thread, why shouldn't I hate women again?

>>33662362
Trad

>>33662351
the question was regarding size, not any other quality. do you prefer small cat eyes or large ones?

>>33662364
that's what they want, they're tricking you. the only way to win is loving them unconditionally no matter how hard they try to convince you they are unlovable.

>>33662364
The only thing disappointing is when they suddenly stop replying.

>>33662353
It seems like lesbian relatiionships would be harder to get into to begin with, much less cheating. How many lesbians are up for one night stands?

>>33661849
Dov'è il Camarata Charlie Kirk?
¡Presente!

>>33662316
It's more the eyes need to compliment the rest of the figure. Scroll to the end of >>33661734 and she has normal eyes but the large glasses make them look "bigger" so in the end she has a very cute face, but also has the option of taking her glasses off. It also helps that she did her eyelashes or when girls do eye shadow cause they make the eyes look "bigger". Normal asian eyes (wide and a little thin) get maxed out attraction-wise when a little makeup is done to accentuate the good properties.

It's sorta like, unflavour chicken is boring, but salted chicken, or seasoned really bring out the best qualities - not hide anything. This can be said for all eyes. Makeup for the rest of the face does tend to hide stuff though.

>>33662360
Don't know if sarcasm or not. :)

>>33662364
Because that's playing into stereotypes and proving them right.

>>33662371
THIS
MARY WHY DID YOU GHOST ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33662334
just take antibiotics? What?

>>33662368
>>33662371
>>33662382
Not very convincing at all

>>33662362
Irresistible, by Chanel..

>>33662366
Medium I guess? I don’t care about size. I do find the black line thing you girls do hot

>>33662377
i see, i see.

i wonder how women feel about it themselves though now. do they feel the same about having small eyes as they do about having small tits? i'd be curious to know. (i know you can't answer that, not being a woman yourself.)

I'm so ugly

To be honest as long as the eyes aren’t freakishly big or small I couldn’t give too shits. I think eye size (within reason) contributes more to your subconscious view of beauty

>>33662394
why fight it? you can make all the arguments you like, one day some random woman is going to use the mind control device between her legs to reset your brain and turn you into an obedient husband

>>33662406
>too
Holy ESL I meant two

>>33662280
Well?

Native anon, I am ugly because my face is too long, as native american I have the long midface and mouth thing that makes you look a horse.

>>33662419
Based, go back to the URAnium mines

Why do women stop returning my messages when I explain to them the 11 reasons why they owe me sex?

>>33662412
That isn't going to happen.

>>33662416
well the etymology comes from baking where you would whisk the egg and sugar mixture until it aerates and turns light and fluffy, so he probably means he would penetrate you with his stiff instrument and stir you up with it

>>33662382
That's appeal to consequences. Arguing that something is true or false based on the consequences of it being believed or acted upon. Appeal to consequences is bad reasoning because it judges truth or morality based on outcomes rather than facts or principles.

>>33662419
Are you tall? That can sometimes make up for it.

>>33662429
That's how "truth" actually works in practice though.

>>33662421
Not like that horse...hahha
>>33662431
I'm short, 5'9

Whenever I work out or go hiking for an entire day, I am so fucking hungry.
And I mean not just wanting to eat a bigger meal than usual, but eating an entire extra meal, also fruits and juices craving is off the fucking charts.
Which sucks, because it means I'm not actually losing weight through it.

>>33662436
You were never going to lose weight through hiking anyway. The amount of calories you burn was always going to be less than you think. The best way to lose weight is to stay at home and eat less.

how to find virgin girls?

>>33662436
if your motivation is to lose weight you'd be better off just exercising and eating a little bit less

>>33662435
I'm actually really curious to see what you look like

>>33662441
>>33662439
I already eat less.

>>33662442
it's terrible. you don't want to see it, believe me.

>>33662440
Why are you seeking a pure maiden o stranger?

>>33662435
Are you a woman? That's not technically short for a woman. If you're a guy... why do you care?

>>33662436
Excerising more makes your body want to eat more

>>33662446
why are you still overweight then?

>>33662452
>He doesn't know about insulin resistance

>>33662452
Been a long journey, but not at my goal yet.

>>33662450
>That's not technically short for a woman
it's towering for a woman

State gender. Should the majority be challenged?

>>33662456
do you work away from home? i don't eat at all when i'm at work, and then i'm only hungry for one meal after i get home. maybe try doing something like that.

It's all my fault and I'm sorry

>>33662442
M or F?
I've posted before but the two pics I've posted are on the high end of my pics, I feel like I look like the guy from that movie
>>33662450
I'm a guy, and my face is rather odd looking.

>>33662466
You are forgiven, child

>>33662447
cant you just edit your photo with contrast and posterize to anonymize it so we can judge you privately..

>>33662470
I'm not

>>33662464
I did omad for several months, but then I stopped losing weight, probably because my body went into power saving mode.
Currently trying to figure out a good combination that helps me, probably going to do 18:6 for 5 days of the week and 2 days of omad.

>>33662455
i actually don't

>>33662467
retard you have been told repeatedly that you look fine! you are just shy!! go impregnate a peruana!!

>>33662477
I look "decent" on those two pics...the rest oh man...
I've mentioned I like black women, brown asians and natives the most

>>33662467
Again, why do you care? Does it bother you enough to want to get cosmetic surgery or do makeup contouring every day?

>>33662474
i can't really give advice on losing weight since i've been skinny my entire life, but walking is really all the exercise you need. try to do a lot of it. don't push yourself too hard one way or another. you need to be comfortable with your routine.

>>33662467
F, I haven't seen your pics but you'd probably just register as "native American" to me judging by your drawings

My profile looks very very precontact pre columbian btw lol
>>33662482
Of course I want surgery, I have paid for rates from the top blackpill raters, I got a result today...
I have lots of surgeries I need, 10 at least

People around me, even those with 0 motivation to lie to me, tell me that I am not ugly but lived experience states otherwise.
When I happen to lock eyes with people and smile at them they look away, when I hold the door for people they don't say thank you or ever look at me. No one makes an effort to start conversation with me and I just feel alone.
What the fuck am I supposed to believe? It's hard leaving my room when everyone around me would prefer if I wasn't there.

>>33662489
Use a trip.

>>33662435
>I'm short
>5'9
Just fuck my shit up man

>>33662442
He posted face pics on /soc/. He looks perfectly fine.

>>33662485
>>33662482
Do you wanna see? I paid waffles
>>33662497
>He looks perfectly fine.
>>33662481
>I look "decent" on those two pics...the rest oh man...
i cherrypicked my pics, let me find one where i was younger, my nose is huge and my midface long, I look like a fucking horse lmao

>>33662501
How is a younger you supposed to tell us more than the you of right now? Your current pics work, you're fine, you just have an attitude problem.

>>33662047
Imposter

Men if you were having sex with a woman and after she was done, she told you that you could just jerk off away from her, if you wanted to finish. Would you feel turned off by her?

What if she proposed to suck you off and then changed her mind, after you took care of her the whole night (sexually).

Hi gurls. Hormonal?

Oops I meant how are you

>>33662506
You can't handle the truth. I alone, am the chopped one. There was a period of my life where I was using a mask at home all times

For women:
Do you ever feel like men are a mystery to you? You hear it all the time vice versa, with guys saying they don’t understand girls, but I think most women think they understand men pretty well

>>33662501
Why are you baiting people? Are you actually a narcisist?

>>33662501
EVERYBODY cherry-picks. You think people upload unflattering pics of themselves to be rated exclusively?

>>33662519
F
I don't understand men at all. Or maybe I do, and I just can't come to terms with the fact that I'm just not what men want

>>33662509
not a guy but i feel like if you're sleeping with someone and he doesn't get off, and he has been attentive, if for some reason you're feeling really sex repulsed you should try to communicate that you're in a weird headspace and try to do aftercare kinds of things, not just say "okay done!!! go away and deal with it!!!"

if it's not some kind of mental block then like what gives

>>33662501
Saw your pics, you look more than fine. Your nose is a bit big but it doesn't look too disproportionate to the rest of your face

>>33662519
This is because you guys really do come across as super simple or obvious in your wants and desires. Though I logically know that can't be true.

>>33662519
f, i was raised to more or less view men as monsters, so now when someone's actually shitty i doubt myself, and when someone's not shitty i doubt myself thinking they're not being shitty because maybe they are being shitty and i just don't want to see it because of how i was raised, so you are all more or less shrodinger's cat to me forever.

>>33662519
Men are generally easy to read but my possibly depressed crush remains a mystery

>>33662509
Yes

how does /soc/ work with the little tag codenames? i haven't posted there because i don't know if that's like, a per-thread thing, a permanent code tied to my device IP or what.

>>33662534
4chan creates sessions for you, basically. Some browsers store your sessions, others wipe it when you close the tab

>>33662535
It's not related to sessions.
>>33662534
It hashes your IP, and it's different per-thread. You get a unique ID per-thread, and also if your IP address changes your ID will change in each thread.

>>33662535
You did not answer the question at all, amazing.

>>33662534
It's on a per thread basis, but if you get a new IP it might change during the thread.

>>33662537
>>33662539
Dicks

Fucking gross. I hate that women fart.

>>33662242
>J E S U S CHRIST DUDE
Indeed.

>>33662537
They were explaining it in a simple way, autism anon

>>33662541
:)

>>33662540
You wish you had one.

>>33662056
>Counterpoint: Steve Buscemi.
But he's got that youthful kids energy.

>>33662547
I do have one, using it rn

>>33662549
That's exactly what a non-penis-haver would say in this moment.

>>33662552
Not showing you my cock, nice try

>>33662526
>>33662522
>>33662521
No you people don't get it, I don't want to post the more honest but bad pics, where can I show the chopped evidence?

since last night was miserable thanks to atogas bad advice today I'm getting a giant pizza, liquor, and several bags of diet coke and I'm all-inning myself

>>33662554
Show us the meat, anon. Where's the beef?

>>33662554
Q.E.D.

>>33662558
>bags of diet coke
Fucking, what?

Women that get off from being raped and abused are objectively the hottest women. I love them.

You can lead an anon to water but you can't make him drink ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>33662560
>>33662561
Stop please

>>33662537
>>33662539
okay, thank you guys!

>>33662564
I can lead a femanon to my cock and make her drink my cum. You're not trying hard enough.

>>33662511
getting there

>>33662568
I have never felt less inclined to touch a scrote, thanks anon

>>33662574
Hope she is a legal adult at least.

>>33662577
she's mid 20s
im late 20s
she's my sister in law trough my sister btw, its not like im the married one

Moids
Say something intelligent

>>33662581
titties

>>33662581
1 + 1 = 2
U + Me = hell

>>33662579
>its not like im the married one
I thought as much.

>>33662581
Men cannot engage in intellectualism in a healthy way, and it is their duty to recognize that and conscientiously abstain from it.

>>33662582
Highest IQ atogan male

>>33662585
Fuck off

>>33662581
>Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny

>>33662581
Me.

Marioanons
Should I use Mario, Luigi, Peach, or Toad in Mario 2?

>>33662588
That sounds like schizo goobledygook

>>33662591
>Mario 2
A game called "Mario 2" does not exist, be precise.

>>33662572
I said make, not entice. You have to drink cum from the head and not the scrotum anyways, but your focus on the balls is noted and appreciated so you'll get a chance there too.

>>33662591
I always liked Peach due to her floating.

>>33662594
You fucking autist. :)

>>33662594
Super Mario USA

>>33662588
doesn't account for reversals or convergent evolution dumb moid

>>33662596
Why not from a chalice?

>>33662581
division is just subtraction

>>33662598
You could have also meant SMG 2 or SMW 2 or SMM 2. Who knows what's possible with mods!
My autism was well justified! >:D

>>33662591
Luigi is the safest bet most times because of his superior jump height will access more areas than any other characters, and it gives him the most options for getting angles to throw items. Toad digs through desert levels significantly faster than the other characters so keep that in mind if you find yourself struggling with such stages. If platforming is too tricky for you, Peach's float can assist, but otherwise she should be avoided as she's just weaker at everything.
You can pick at each level. Do not forget that jumping is reduced while carrying an item.

>>33662581
Islam is incompatible with western civilization

I'm never going to a wife I feel dead

>>33662509
I would be turned off but it's different when men do it. Female orgasms are arduous to achieve if the woman can even have one and it isn't a hard requirement for procreation or to finish the encounter.

>>33662509
>Men if you were having sex with a woman
let me just stop you right there

luigi jumps so fruitily

>>33662612
to be

>>33662616
Or not to be? That is the question.

>>33662616
Give her the dick.

>>33662609
Luigi controls REALLY poorly. Not what you want in a platformer.

>>33662615
Did not know fruitily was a real word until now

women, when you see an attractive guy eating a roast beef sandwich, do you think that is similar to when guys see an attractive woman eating a popsicle or a banana, etc. ?

Anons have you ever considered becoming a monk/nun? F and yes, and not even for religious reasons

>>33662628
no, that's disgusting

I've never heard of a Jewish/Christian relationship where the Jew converted to Christianity or was happy to raise the kids Christian, but many where the Christian converts, whats that about?

>>33662630
M
I used to like the idea but I always wanted a wife and kids.
Now that I know it wont happen anyways its slowly becoming desirable to me.
There's a local monastery and its the open type so you arent really locked in for the rest of your life

>>33662597
>>33662609
Thanks for the input anons. I’m playing mostly blind so I’ve been sticking with Mario so far.

>>33662630
F
All the time. It seems comforting

>>33662632
Jews are stubborn. Watch me get banned now.

>>33662630
M
Yes, but it was just a cope and seemed like a way out that wasn't suicide

>>33662636
Yeh... Mario's like, the jack of all trades, master of none character. He doesn't excel at anything.

>>33662628
Sandwiches are technically more phallic than vulvaish looking

there’s nothing better than an asian women with nice thighs and a tan holy shit I’m diamonds

Toad players will be recognized in the kingdom of heaven

>>33662625
Not really, you exaggerate. SMB2 is usually more strategic in its level design, instead of being a precise reaction-based platformer.

>>33662632
Are you around Jews a lot? Because I live in New York and have seen exactly what you are describing, many times.

>>33662650
>SMB2 is usually more strategic in its level design
ALL video games are if you autistically break it down to pixels and hit boxes.

Men, do you emit a comforting scent?

>>33662657
Idk

>>33662657
no idea what that is

>>33662657
If the smell of necrosis is comforting to you, then yes!

Men, your mother will die tonight if you don't give me a (You)

>>33662657
prob nots. plus, people can't smell themselves, and if they can, it's usually because it's really bad. I've had women say they like a sand and earthy pine-needle scent I have but I've only heard that a couple times in a decade

>>33662659
Do your pheromones make women want to cuddle with you?

>>33662664
well evidently not

>>33662664
nta I'm not Prince Xizor. Will anyone get that?

>33662662
No.

>>33662657
F but the only comforting male scent I can think of is my dad's.

>>33662670
I get it anon. That dude made me uncomfortable and I was glad when he got killed.

>>33662657
My scent is thus far untested. Cannot confirm or deny.

>>33662671
>my mom said I have to win

>>33662670
The guy that tried to date rape Leia, yeh.

Men, does your home have fuckboi interior design?

>>33662670
Is that the guy that had sex with his robot body guard?

>>33662677
Want me to huff your balls?
For science, I mean.

>>33662681
no. most of us are Rust-pilled

I don't even watch porn anymoer from depression

>>33662639
Why aren't Christians stubborn?
>>33662654
Yes, nearby

>>33662683
Are you a childlike anime girl? I don't think he wants flesh and blood.

>>33662683
Are you sure? Despite his pics he is probably a human, not an oversexed breeding stallion.

>>33662662
please don't!

>>33662683
I'm a man of science. Of course. Experiment as many times as you'd like.

I hate being alive and I hate being alone but I love you

>>33662662
I’m an orphan. wtf do I care?

>>33662664
We've been over this countless times, pheromones have not been proven to do anything with humans.
And scent and pjeromones are not the same thing anyway.

>>33662670
>>33662674
>>33662679
>>33662682
>SotE enjoyers
Based atogans!!!

>>33662657
I’ve been told that I have a pleasant scent by a few women

Little rat fuck

I'm bored

Where did everybody go…….

bingo?

>>33662717
The men are jerking off, while the women are having SEX

>>33662717
I'm in the tub.

>>33662716
When aren't you bored?

>>33662216
Middle of the floor, that's where I'll be...

>>33662190
I always post the same way wherever. I just try not to tripfag elsewhere.

>>33662717
I'm planning something

Good night atoga, I really hate women.

>>33662657
>Men, do you emit a comforting scent?
Reportedly. But it's a small sample size and I can't speak to my scent's comfort value myself.

Women if you had the power to make a man poop himself on your command, how often in your life would you have used it?

>>33662717
I'm playing Smash Bros with some friends. You?

>>33662717
Cutting

>>33662733
Very often

>>33662736
I was playing Mario 2 but you just reminded me I wanted to replay Melee!

>>33662717
Downloading a PS3 emulator to play Demon’s Souls

>>33662216
I'm usually dancing in the crowd as close to the stage as I can get. I spent four i. five hours in the mosh pit last time.
But most concerts I go to aren't that visually elaborate.

Looking at pictures of other natives and amerindians on pinterest, I'm not chopped this way, I am actually chopped the other way, face too long, jaw too out there

>ask her out
>she says yes
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I AM LITERALLY PANICKING RIGHT NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>33662749
>>33662731

>>33662717
Watching EuroBasket

the 5D chess of women is that they want to be seen as equal to men because they possess none of the flaws of men, but in reality they can't mog awakened men in anything, so it's a double humiliation ritual because the dopey retard men get brutally mogged in all meritocratic activities (i.e. work-life quality) and the elite savant-like men get suppressed into inaction (e.g. christ). The end result is a matriarchy wherein a mediocre middle-class is forced into a mccarthyist panopticon surveillance state that continuously monitors its own populace for 'regular excoriation' i.e. they make sure to identify ASAP who is not the middle-brain woman-brain in order to put them into a societal trashheap of retardeds and "enemies of the state" respectively.

>>33662742
I can hear the gamecube controller clacking from here!

>>33662755
that's nice dear

>>33662690
Yeah, but he's sweet and had a nice dick.

>>33662757
go away

>>33662755
haha totes youre like such a deep thinker? can i put it in yet

>>33662749
Breathe and take one moment at a time.
You're both getting to know each other. It will be all good.

How many of you can say you have a nice dick?
What about an evil dick?

>>33662764
Mine is evil, it gets hard from things it shouldn’t

>>33662763
i mean like right this very moment. what should i text back? something like
>hey, awesome! i should be free all this week. i'm usually off work by around 4:30 or 5:00.

>>33662758
really? what is it with you and dicks. i guess you would know, but i would not have thought it about him.
>>33662764
its a sullen, brooding dick. quietly simmering with anger.

>>33662662

You WENCH, leave my mother out of this!

>>33662761
it's mathematically optimal for men to dislike women because 2/3rds of men will be "destroyed" by women in some form (excluding the womb). across human history only 33% of men *ever* reproduced across all eras. It's actually really gay and mid to like women, it means you were cucked with a feeble woman-compatible brain.

>>33662769
Pick a preferred day and time, adding that you're flexible if it doesn't work.

It's a bit better than clearing your entire schedule and making her decide. Generally it's easier to pick from a couple options rather than an open ended question. And you want it to be easy for her.

>>33662764
My dick is pure. It would never commit evil.

>>33662764
My dick is sad, more than anything else

>>33662756
All the content based on my favorite N64 games… The Pokemon content being all based on gens 1 and 2… Seeing Marth and Roy and saying aloud “who the fuck are these guys”… So nostalgic.

Why women want to know more about our dicks than our personalities

>>33662786
probably ovulation week

>>33662774
between you and me? you are absolutely correct. they have destroyed me. their inexhaustible capacity for evil has corrupted me beyond all hope for redemption, and i am now fatally addicted; hanging on the precipice of withdrawal pangs i cannot survive. they have the hook lodged deep in me, i can no longer separate myself. they wont even let me die.

>>33662786
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penis%20envy

>>33662786
ive asked personality questions and gotten responses from men that ranged from "i like videogames" to "why the fuck are you asking this bitch"

you guys don't really have much to share for some reason

I hate women.

>>33662764
>How many of you can say you have a nice dick?
It's certainly nice aesthetically. Nice as in obeying the polite standards of society? Probably not.

>What about an evil dick?
It has thoughtlessly inflicted too much pain, screaming, and blood to be considered free of evil.
But it's not, like, plotting world domination or anything... Maybe more like a possibly redeemable MidBoss kind of evil?

Definitely not clubbing baby seals evil.

>>33662786
the dicks are more interesting. look at >>33662799
big dick, boring personality

Is breaking up with someone (after dating them for 6 months) because you dont find them attractive a valid reason?

I enjoy spending time with her but i would never introduce her to my friends or family as my gf

>>33662799
Is your dick nice or evil?

>>33662798
I must have missed that question. I find it unlikely that I would have given a brief reply.

foids how do I make you jealous? I'm tired of being the only gender that gets jealous (male).

>>33662805
i'm a guy and a female coworker recently told me she was jealous of me because i'm going on a trip to europe this winter.

I wish women actually liked dicks irl

>>33662802
Men ain't shit

>>33662811
Women walking around irl like dicks.
Women do not like dicks while walking around irl.
Savvy?

>>33662764
I have a nice dick, great even! Great size, and I think it looks awesome. On the other hand, I've inadvertently hurt women who weren't prepared for its length or girth, and I feel bad about that.

>>33662810
so basically just "be able to do things foids can't"
seems extremely easy to make foids jealous.

I feel like men are naturally submissive, but most women aren’t worthy of being submitted to