I'm looking for the least accessible, most esoteric and most niche version of Linux. I am not an experienced computer user, in fact I don't know anything about what goes on under the hood. I see a walk of code and it just looks like the matrix to me.
Well I want to download a version of Linux that leaves me feeling completely lost, slackjawed and dumbfounded when I try to use it/install it. I want to dive straight into the deep end with no guard rails, no clue and no mercy.

Hit me

>if you don’t believe what the believe you suffer for eternity
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two of these threads in a row? this is why no one like jeets. how do you shitheads lack this much self awareness?