F1 drivers if they were made from poop:
Crap Verfarten
Dookie Poonoda
Cacalos Stains
Alexsharter Aldung
Shart LeSquirt
Lewis Hamilton
Plop Nuggets
Stinky Fartonelli
Estefart Oclog
Olifart Bearshit
Doo-doo Hulkexcrement
Lando Norris
Osfart Poostri
Iscrap Shitjar
Liass Lawlogs
Fartando Cacalonso
Logs Stool
Pooair Fartly
Sharto Crappapanto
Crap Poohan