Thread 150596477

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>2025 WDC Standings
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>2025 WCC Standings
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>News
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Max Verstappen warns "F1 shouldn't go crazy" amid proposed format changes
Williams submits right of review for Carlos Sainz penalty following Dutch GP crash

afternoon lads

italy next

im in italy
wat do

>>150596502
oh you know..

what a terrible epoch to be french

the world's changed sonny, don't think for a second your reckless old ways will stand in the new world, we do things differently now can't you see, CAN'T YOU SEE SONNY, YOU'RE TOO HOT-HEADED FOR THIS SPORT GODDAMNIT you gotta let GO man it ain't like the old ways. when you get reckless, people get hurt sonny

Races for this feel?

Dead bull
Dead rari
Alive raren

>>150596477 (OP)
>Fp1 13:30
Imagine there was a universal time zone that could be used to coordinate the planet, instead of having to rely on converting from local time zones

KWABis GAPEDmilton will endure a catastrophic crash at Monza after uncontrollably sharting himself at the curva parabolica

>Monza next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtyY50gMEts

>>150596653
>red bull car is straight ass and has scored like six points outside of verstappen
>verstappen is third in the drivers points, the sole reason that red bull is fourth in constructors (if the team was snoder and Lawson, the team would be second from last (assuming that they got the same amount of points)), and he has only finished outside of the points because he got crashed into and taken out
Here's hoping with half of the crew replaced that red bull will stop thinking that verstappens success means the car is fine while the second driver is in the bottom half of the field.

chadders!

PLEASE COLOPISS DO IT AND BEAT POONODA

I've walked across the entire coastline of monaco in google earth.

AMA.

>>150597026
i don't believe you

>the mclaren drivers and team are working well together at the momen but what about THE STAKES??? Surely they will BUTT HEADS as the INEVITABLE TENSION RATCHETS UP???? The internal harmony will HAEMORAGE as relationships BREAK DOWN under INTENSE PRESSURE as EGOS come into CONFLICT!!! OOOHHHH I JUSSTT LOOOVVVEEEE CONFLICT!!!!!!
FUCK OFF

>>150597032
i saw a lot of old people and rocky beaches. as well as neglected utility infrastructure and rows of luxury houses listed for sale.

Of course Ferrari is pairing the special HP livery HP suits again

>>150596960
grim

DUN DUN DUN DUN

==IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT==

Paul Aron will be driving colashitter's car in FP1

monza sounds like it should be in mexico not italy

>>150597173
your face is grim
>>150597185
thanks leonardas
>>150597186
it does not

>>150596960
>25 races have contracts into 2040's

yeah monza time

>alex doon
t. tornello

can ser lewis hamilton return to form in style?

will he dunne it?

would be incredibly funny if hammy gets dnf'd this weekend

>End of European leg of season.
I guess that means there are only three good races left then.

not exactly sure what to think of the incoming race

>>150597231
rika = mclaren fan

miria = verstappen fan

>>150597258
just hope that chuck or max out qualify the mclarens
otherwise it's gonna be an irredeemable slurper

>>150597206
Is there a list of the length of each circuit's contracts?

I hope everyone has a nice session, apart from NARB

>1st time you leave garage and attack t1 you bail out
its so fucking over for lando

>1 HAM
>16 LEC
charlessisters.. is it over?

>>150597276
based
>>150597283
>bail out
holy shit they can do that now
the cars are basically planes..

>>150597292
ahem check again sweatie

It's over...

>norizz glory runs
ez ps3 win

this looks fucking cool actually
i like how helmet stands out

>0.508
its over

Put him in the second Alpine
what is there to lose at this point

de la rosa spotted

>>150597311
Just fucking make a Yellow Ferrari.
It's what everyone wants.

kimi had the greatest fp1 debut ever

Will shitonelli drive for next year?

>>150596960
FUCK

hopefully not
italian fraud

>>150597339
don't react to commentary like that
it's offputting

>>150597327
torger already confirmed it no?

>>150597327
He is confirmed to be at Mercedes.
But I don't see him lasting the season.
He will make it to Imola before Mercedes hastily bring back Bottas to help their Constructor's title bid.

a boo aboo boo aba boooo
mamamia

... thanks davide

>>150597323
>alpine gets merc engines
NARG to alpine
gasleak to merc

>>150597353
Bottas will be at Cadillac thoughbeit

>>150597345
sorry

w*llf-ineos-m*rcedes don't know what they're doing so this
>their Constructor's title bid
won't happen anyway

is hamilton the new ricciardo?

>honey badger
>honey
>hone
>hon
>ho
>h

>hamilton
>hamilto
>hamlt
>hamil
>hami
>ham
>ha
>h

ALBONER seems quick rn

>>150597373
It won't be hard to get out of that seat.

even der wilhelms...

>>150597404
pretty sure alex brundle actually said that at least once during f2

albon dominance could bore fans

>albon 1st
>sainz 20th
Is Sainz the biggest car baby on the grid? Legitimately can't compete in a midfield car

Albonerbros we're so back

sainz 3rd

>>150597418
you were saying?

>>150597409
because of b*ttas anorexia?

>always the same guy
gasly is actually based?

Alpine 100 race plan status?

>>150597435
s-shut up

>>150597418
apologize

>>150597447
sex with anime babes

>>150597447
they're going back to the 5 year plan next year

one pablo montoya on pitlane duty

>>150597474
big guy

>>150597474
wheres the other one

I recognize this track from the F1® movie

it's over

shit jar is the new Kmag

HADJAR WHEN I WIN I AM FRENCH
WHEN I LOSE I AM ARAB

>i almost hitted it
cute bortoleto
cuteoleto

>>150597518
based shitskin

>makes their hards better than their mediums
italian innovation

Based montoya and ralph

>>150597565
>montoya and ralf
>based
lol, lmao even

Willy double podium since mclel are shit now?

farting like crazy watching this, might be cursed

death to arabs
death to mclel
death to america

>>150597581
>mclel are shit now

>>150597606
Norris is down in 9th and has fuced up his lap

ps3 is coming in fp2 and raping verstappen

>>150597620
>he's falling for the sandbagging meme
ngmi

AMD AMX

>>150597620
i cant tell if youre trolling or not

based excitable italian sharting on Jolyon Palmer

hp
>hp
hp
>hp

I had a dream where Albon missed Q3 because he drove out to get food during Q2 for some reason and on the way back I told him "dude, you have a minute to park your car, get into your driver suit, get in the car, roll into the track, heat up the tires and start a flying lap" and he said "nah I got this" and he couldn't even park his car in time

It should be a crime to be this shit in that McLaren

ferrari needs mp more than hp

Norris has give up, second driver for ever

Lowkey want to see Norris winning, he's struggling with his mental health and we should be more supportive of men that are going through mental health problems.

>>150597667
Yeah, they need so ketchup

>>150597311
They should mandate something like this for the teams, drivers keep becoming less and less visible in the car.

Get some transparent aluminium shit and make the halo and restraints transparent or something so we can see the sweaty armpits

>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG

marbles on the track
lame

>>150597652
could use more HP

>get podium
>immediately shart
OHNONONO HADJAR

muh heckin gravel

What the fuck is Norris doing?

TSSSSSUUUUUU7 P7

save us Masi!!!

>>150597701
his best.

>>150597701
His best

>>150597701
He doesn't care anymore since the wdc is over for him, hes just fucking around

>>150597701
he wants to crash but not really

>>150596487
BOOBA

does he dream of albon?

>>150597620

NGL he seems to do better on weekends when he’s not topping practice sessions, anyway I think this will be a bogey track for McLel and predict a sneaky NARB + Weeyums podium. I hope Ferrari wins because Sharl has probably been looking up rope on Amazon at this point.

bro if both Ferrari have a grid penalty

>>150597701
Morning data on Monza is near-usless anon
They're just tinkering with the car's balance for this FP session

>>150597740
i want someone like that in my life

>>150597744
>leclerc noted

>>150597754
just look in the mirror

clean it up jannies

>>150597701
You will never be a world champion. You have no speed, you have no mental fortitude, you have no drive to succeed. You are an ugly British man twisted by Zak Brown and Andrea Stella into a crude mockery of a title contender.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the pitcrews mock you. Your fashionmodel "partner" is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish on-track performances behind closed doors.

Motorsport fans are utterly repulsed by you. A hundred years of motorsport have allowed fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who “pass” as fast look uncanny and unnatural to a fan. Your weakmind is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get yaoi-obsessed women to shill for you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of a better looking younger driver with better performance.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile to your race engineer every single morning and tell yourself you're getting P1, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll retire, burn through your savings, become a SkyF1 commentator, and plunge into the cold abyss of has-been F1 "stars". Your so-called fans will watch you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll delete the posts about you with an apology that calls you a fraud, and every yaoi-obsessed woman for the rest of eternity will know a fraudulent title contender was worshipped here. Your body will decay and become doughy, your opinions will be ridiculed on /sp/, and all that will remain of your legacy is a record that is unmistakably fraudulent.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>150597744
>>150597763
checking

clean it up

MaFIA IS BACK
FERRARI INTERNATIONAL ASSISTANCE

ShUT THE FUCK UP GASLY YOU BITCH

Gasley being a snarky bitch today

>>150597701
saving his engine

>>150597801
calm down
tsunoda also didn't get a penalty for the same at least twice this season

>>150597817
KILL YOURSELF YOU ESL SUBHUMAN RAGHEAD SHITSKIN

lads was getting a thai gf the wrong idea

>pirelli
>norris

Looking forward to seeing a Goblando screw up today

are the fingols ok?

>>150597854
never was
never will

m-m-mclelssisters...
is it over....

I feel like something exciting will happen in FP2 and I will miss it since I'll be asleep

>>150597854
you're actually one of the most annoying faggots this general has ever seen, you retarded subhuman
rakesh was based when compared to you

>>150597842
a guy I work with just had his thai misso leave him on monday and the first thing she did with the money was get a nose job
there was a decent age difference but yeah, sure there are some good ones good luck anon

>>150597842
>thai gf
geoffrey?

gimi

>kwabtonelli
miggers.. we died for this?

>>150597867
>>150597867
damn unlucky
you guys are ahead of us by a lot, didnt know that

>all the ingredients are there
>so maybe he can FINALLY start and put them together how he's supposed to
Lord about ANTs form right now

>>150597842
asians go for that green card then divorce you after they're legal
>kiwi
nvm youre safe, she loves ya

bearsisters

Based Dunne shit stiring

He ain't Dunne yet

i hope b*ttas dies

>Falling for morning session times
>Not looking at the purposely sandbagged line at Parabolica

>>150597897
>then divorce you after they're legal
What did he mean by this

I hope you harkonens can use it laster

Tifosisters, what's our current status?

>>150597911
>paying attention to anything ever
i shiggy diggy

i blame george

those logo gloves look distracting

>>150597748
But relative to the time of day the feature race starts, it ends 30min before it

>ferrari glory runs
I hate how performative this sport is

>>150597770
trying too hard to be funny

>HAMwinslol
grim

>>150597925
not getting my hopes up

>>150597952
>feature race
grand prix
jesus christ

>>150597947
But Goblando is truly built for BBC.

>>150597897
nah she did love me unironically
fuck it

hope russell gets executed

>>150597970
>she
haha

bearman out there looking zesty and moist again

>>150597966
The cars are a second behind last year's pole and they're on softs, so I don't know what they're trying to prove here

>>150597967
indeed

>another mershaydes ded
KEK

russell achterlijke mongool

Half the field will have Mercedes power units next year

>>150597976
maybe someone can run into him now

bravo mercedes

>more merc mechanical failures
please inject this into my veins, I hope they go bang every single session for the rest of the year

>>150598000
checked

>>150597985
believe it or not most girls in thailand have vaginas

>>150597842
why you get thai gf? thailandese are ugly or they ugly with penis cock

>russel
kwab

what a bum

>HAM LEC VER
we return to our regularly planned programming

DAS FUCKING RITE
I TOLD YOU POOIS IS GONNA WIN

PS3's PU will screw him over won't it?

THE GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>150598035
>>150598037
-5 starting grid
hmmmm

Mclel will have another failure this weekend. It will be norizz, ps3 will get a cozy p2 behind max with Alrx p

>>150598038
who?

>>150598037
the depraved and cowardly rapist (zak brown) will push the button to rig PS3's car to fail

>>150598037
new engine this weekend so probably not

/f1/ left seething again...

dearest Kek,
on Sunday please give me a Neekeri win for shits and giggles.
regards,
anon.

hadjar kek

hadjar acting very proudy

>>150598050
>brown
>doing anything
pushing a button burns too many calories
he will let stella do it

Ferrari gonna make it this weekend, right ?

>>150598058
no u

Ha

hamlecver

but no podium for hamilton, he will robbed by ferrari

>>150598068
stop being delusional

>>150598034
>>150598073
Sainz is p3, pal

too much fingol retardation itt

okay I'm going to bed now
manifesting FP2 being as boring as possible so I don't miss anything

>>150598057
True

>>150598101
sleep well
don't wake up dead champ!

>>150598059
He'll die tomorrow and the race will be cancelled in his memory. The circuit will be renamed Autodromo Internazionale Lewis Carl Hamilton and the pole position grid slot will always bear his name.

>>150598101
FP2 is just gonna be race sims + tow practice anyway

>>150598113
>Lewis Carl Hamilton
not his name

>>150598059
Instead give him a pole but he crashes turn 1
By the power of these digits

>>150598122
>tow practice anyway
that will be FP3

>>150598068
AND LICO INTO TURNS 1, 4, 6, 7, 8
LIFT AND COAST FOR THE REST OF THE GRAND PRIX FOR TURNS 1, 4, 6, 7, and 8

>>150598132
>>150598068
>good 1st stint keeps them 1+2
>they pit and they fall 30 sec behind leaders because the new slicks increase the ride height by 1.25mm
>finish p3+4, pity podium for hamilton

How will Signs fuck this up?

>>150598170
crashes with albon on lap 1

>>150598170
he is gonna kill poois for taking his seat

Wow this FP1 P1 sure makes up for the shitty season he had so far.

>hmm ferrari couldn't possibly be gloryrunning at monza in front of the tifosi following from a double dnf last weekend and hamilton having a 5 place penalty, this pace is surely real
P4+6 on Sunday, take it or leave it

you all need to grow up from unironic racism

>>150598364
homo

kill F1

>>150596960
based

zoomers absolutely filtered

I miss Horny Man, what do you guys think he's doing right now?

>>150598364
People don't grow in their thirties

>>150598428
real Italians would be wearing Ferrari and Minardi stuff from 20+ years ago

>>150598364
based and correct post

>>150598449
Working on his glorious return

>>150598449
Watching yuri anime

AUDIO UP

gimi

>>150598428
based astonspatriots in the sea of red
so, how you guys doind?

you now remember how hamilton dyed his hair blonde 10 years ago

>nobody itt is saying the ferrari pace is real
>several posts 'omg why do people not see ferrari is glory running'

>>150598645
I do not remember

who's winning f2 and f3

>>150598718
grug

KWAB

>>150598772
who cares

>>150598772
thanks, supercars bosses are crying now

piastriwinslol

>>150598645
That was Jacques Villeneuve.

>>150598772
>open letter
the cunt eternally has the mentality of a teenage girl.. just do a job, or dont.. nobody cares what you're feeling, you total fucking faggot.

>>150598664
>we are checking

>>150598664
Because we're not DTS casuals that believe FP1 results by face value
The only things that mattered is that Mercedes is fucked and some car's balance are so bad that they're eating gravel like candy

>>150598893
sophia floersch (sex)

>hamilton leaves Mercedes
>reliability goes to shit
How is he so blessed?

>>150598893
alonso

>>150598893
in that font and colour, cameron waters

>>150598893
gimi -1

>>150598772
DANIEL YOU ARE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AT MCDONALDS, EMPLYEE OF THE MONTH !!

posting in thread #8085
death to mclaren, mercedes, aston martin, williams, red bull racing, racing bulls, alpine, stake and haas
and death to piastri, norris and hamilton

>>150598893
The Rosbergs

>>150598893
felipe baby

>>150598893
gimi

>>150598893
KEKE KEKE KEKE KEKE KEKE KEKE KEKE KEKE

RUUSBERI RUUSBERI RUUSBERI

couldn't watch fp1
is mclaren still cheating?

>>150598992
British teams never cheat sir

>>150598992
nah they're back to sandbagging

>>150599000
what about part-bahraini teams?

Why everyone got Mecachrom'ed ??

French Qualität

>>150598893
probably Montoya or Patrese

shitters

KWAB

lol what a bunch of shitters

shitter kino

who is this bitch?

>>150598893
Lewis Hamilton

>>150598893
Carrie Schreiner

BREAKING: troonstappen announces trooning out

>>150598893
Sophia Floersch

>>150598898
SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED

So what are the chances that both McLarens can have 3 DNFs due to their engine/chassis for the remainder of the season and AMX picks up all 25 points on both occasions?

>>150599370
I can't wait for him to have my babbys

>>150599395
50%

>>150599436
I take those odds.

>>150599463
soulless

>>150599463
what's wrong with these people?

Logan...

>>150599463
>>150599478
Female-dominated nu-F1 fans

>>150599463
praying for death soon

>>150599463
random chinese person spawned on monza track

>>150599463
just asking him to sacrifice leo for another win

>>150599515
You're suggesting that she's implying Charles should eat Leo to attain his life energy?

the Ferrari is ugly

kwabtonelli

KWAB NARG

>>150598893
Bort

STOP LAUGHING AT HIM, HE IS ROOKIE

Tontonelli

>>150599556
do not insult hp, er- niki lauda special livery

>>150599463
Leo is about to have a tragic accident

they hired a teenager to do a man's job

How is this shitter going to have a seat for next year, he's useless

KWABtonelli

ITS LEWIS HAMILTON.... FROM LEADING THE RACE *pained voice* TO STUCK IN THE GRAVEL.... OH THIS IS AWFUL *cut to shot of kid in a ferrari hat crying* OOOH NOOOOOO .... THE POOR GUY ... THIS SUMS UP WHAT MILLIONS MUST BE FEELING

Oops, he did it again

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>150599556
your mother is ugly

>>150599583
kek, the cars still look great tho

>kwabtonelli
Another Toto railing incoming

But how fast was he in the speed trap right before he went off

>>150598893
Latifi

KIMI HAS A PERMANENT SEAT BTW LMAO MAFIA FIA
>KIMI HAS A PERMANENT SEAT BTW LMAO MAFIA FIA
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>KIMI HAS A PERMANENT SEAT BTW LMAO MAFIA FIA

>nobody talking about the mirror
Is f1 dead?

>>150599601
he'll dick the mistakes out of him

F1 drivers if they were made from poop:
Crap Verfarten
Dookie Poonoda
Cacalos Stains
Alexsharter Aldung
Shart LeSquirt
Lewis Hamilton
Plop Nuggets
Stinky Fartonelli
Estefart Oclog
Olifart Bearshit
Doo-doo Hulkexcrement
Lando Norris
Osfart Poostri
Iscrap Shitjar
Liass Lawlogs
Fartando Cacalonso
Logs Stool
Pooair Fartly
Sharto Crappapanto
Crap Poohan

g-give him t-time.......

dude's fucked

>>150599603
Should have hired albon

>>150599611
>Is f1 dead?
always was, always will be

he's only 19 years old stop being so rude, he needs time

>>150599628
Heh... My boy Kimi...

lmao

>>150598893
That japanese dude on the bicycle yelling SEEEEEX SEEEEEEX SEEEEEEEEEEX at the top of his lungs while driving down a dark tunnel at night

>>150599618
ant loves sand

>the new amx
>all the crashes
>barely any of the results

>>150599636
>I'm a terrible parallel parker
No way is that real. Asking to made a mick of by the fans

>>150599601
T H E N E X T V E R S T A P P E N

>>150599648
He will give up

>>150599648
Never Champion
Give up Ferrari

>>150599648
>never give up

Migg gods...theres still a chance..

>>150599648
If you give up multiple times within the overarching principle of never give up, it still counts as never giving up.

>>150599661
>Migg gods...theres still a chance..
of Migg coming out like his uncle did and dad should have? yeah, probably

>>150599628
nobody cares fag, if he is not ready then he shouldn't be racing in F1

Imagine

>my expensive 4k f1tv stream works
>not 4 k
>barely hd

>>150599653
Stroll bad at driving?
Not surprised

>the races take too long for zoomers to watch
t.domenical

>>150599688
HP (formerly Ferrari)

>The new Max Verstappen.

Toto Wolff has a lot of explaining to do.

>>150599648
>never give up
>guys I think we should retire to save the engine

F1 died when ghastly won

>>150599688
nice for a one-off, peak cringe for anything more

>pozfags: reeeeeee hp ruined the ferrari livery
>also pozfags: wow what if ferrari was hp blue?!

>>150599463
Cringe as fuck.

>>150599719
kek

PS3 NOTED LANDO RIGGING!!!!!

>>150599723
The HP logo doesn't work on a red car, on a fully blue one it would.

>3 greens
>fastest lap
>yellow-purple-purple
>fastest lap
the spirit of gimi lives on

I'd like to straddle chadders

>Pooastri
He will do something stupid and erode his advantage from last week

fake gimi

>>150599736
It's only good in Monza because they cheat and the FIA let them get away with it otherwise the Italians would murder them.

>>150599758
He never does stupid things

>>150599648
>never give up

Why dont they use electric leafblowers to sweep the track?
Would work so much better than those stupid corn brooms.

>>150599737
Owari da na...

you see this line? it's where you drove like a retard

>>150599768
think of the environment, sweatie

>>150599736
A Ferrari win at Monza is more special than winning the championship

Someone made an edit of the Ferrari with the hp logo in black and white, and it looked great

Rookies make mistakes, calm down

Bro still thinks he driving for Ferrari

problem, ferrari?

Prediction: At least one more off for Lesmo II

>>150596477 (OP)
If Antonelli was british he'd be leading the exposure standings

You can really see effjuans british bias there

WHY IS CROFTY SUCH A FUCKING RETARD

>>150599766
>>150599773
Hey, watch your mouth, ok?

SAAAAARS

Stop farting piastri

I shit his pants

Norris is complete and utter shit

>>150599828
bro sharted

>>150599688
nice wilhelms

Zak's cum is leaking out of PS3's bussy

>>150599813
jej

I hope norris crashes in q3

>>150599828
>the mercedes engine is manipulated man

Biz idea: forced joker lap with the old banking in the race

>>150599860
>drinking your own merch

>>150599860
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

>>150596878
grim

>>150599828
>Ok Oscar retire the car we can't race this week end, good drive though

bin8 spotted

my fucking teeth are falling appart

ALEX!!

Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back

i can see the lovely rear axle sheen comin off the BAK of the eu ruug curve and gently UNLOAD the front left yes and you want to keep off the center for the entry into limpiz bizkit to get the rotation JUUUST right you don't want to load the front too quickly or you rip the CARCASS in the early graining phase

>thank you martin

>>150599896
you have separate teeth for fucking?

>>150599867
sad, isn't it?

>>150599896
You could just use your non-fucking teeth. Why are you using teeth to fuck anyway? And what are you teeth fucking that causes your teeth to get busted?

>>150599919
copy, checking

sophia

>>150599896
Stop drinking mate

>>150599931
keep your head down
focus

>>150599938
SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED

>>150599896
based meth addict

>>150599783
It should be yellow.

>>150599896
ok, box box box we go for inters

>>150599942
These onboard cams lose their appeal very quickly.

>>150596963
>has scored like six points outside of verstappen
Jesus, I didn't even realise it was that bad.

alba

>>150599949
>tfw no hardbody gf that sounds like a diesel truck when she speaks

Strolls voice is literally nails on a chalkboard.

Manlet rage

>>150599976
why even live

Check your floor /f1/ simple repairs now can save a lot of money in the future.

PLEASE WAIT

>>150599982
cool it with the antisemitism

Antonelli is a teenager.

>>150599903
Now, this looks like P10 for me
So, everybody, overtake me
'Cause we need a bit more fuel you see
'Cause I drive so slowly without cheats

>>150600013
And is costing Mercedes in the constructors.

>>150599903
Well well well

>>150600021
kek

>ferrari
>merc has kwabtonelli
>red bull has one driver
WCC? gg ez

>>150600013
So was Sasha Grey, and yet she performed

Remember one year aho when Antonelli crashed but was supposedly super quick?

>>150598839
I thought he was bald?

>>150600055
sasha had the passion
narg is just living out his father's and toto's fantasy

Theyre gonna rig it for ferrari

>>150600055
bazed and checked

>>150600076
Based

>>150599987
Lance isn't a manlet.

>>150600076
please think of the shareholder value

I have vasseur fatigue I hate his stupid voice

>>150600076
poois needs win and you WILL like it

Which Sasha Grey scene should I coom to?

>>150600104
he will lead after pit stops but let charles pass in the final lap, giving the mantle to charles

>>150600118
the one with rocco in berlin

>kwabtonelli crashed like 40 minutes ago
>colapiss still slower

>>150600055
Pretty sure all """"""""Teen""""""""""" pornstar performed when they on their mid 20s

>>150600118
Not the ones that will make you feel like such a cuck.

>20th again
It's a joke how many chances Colapinto has been given compared to Doohan

cmon, everyone knows that yugi will be gone in 2026

>>150600138
Franco has been better than Jack though.

>>150600055
yeah but Antonelli is a shitter and Sasha Grey was one of the best porn actresses of all time

>>150600118
japanese bar with kamui kobayashi scene

fun fact: this is still on the table

>mekies getting ragebaited by fat fuck ted
oh no yukifags... hopefully his restaurant goes well

>>150600118
there's one erotic scene on with a pool table, muted lights, it's 1on1 and relatively vanilla
look up that

>CHUCK
JEJEJEJ

>>150599766
back to toto's lap for you

>>150600132
>>150600138
Niggas.
The only thing that matters is how close he is to Gasly. And he's close. Gasly is P18. Franco is closer to Gasly than Paul Aron, btw.

>HUGE FUCKING LOCK UP
>it's actually tiny
can womyn fuck off

>>150600075
>>150600149
I'm not defending Antonelli, I'm pointing out his lack of talent

kind of like this 2016 tribute livery from ferrari
>0 wins in 2016
>0 wins in 2025

>>150600198
good

Mamma Mia Charlito

>i had to avoid the gravel by driving on bigger gravel
is he retarded or autistic or both

>>150600201
Too much white, it's shit.

Check the floor

2026 idea: A pipe that redirects all gravel toward the driver's balls to incentivize them to stay on track

>ps3
>dead bull
>mercedes
>hass
>lawson
>alpenis

Is Kimi gonna cause a big juan like Romain did in 2012?

>>150600248
Hopefully he takes out Norris

>>150600248
he's going to make 2011 look like a yoke

>>150600248
he already tried and failed in Austria

>>150600248
Hopefully he takes out Lewis

>>150600265
Practice makes perfect

>>150600240
>you see, no more gravel issues with that solution

Looks like another slurper

give me my opinion on fp2

>>150600314
#mclarencheats

>>150600321
>>150600321

>>150600248
>I learned this from F1 Academy, check this ou-

>>150600314
ferrari sucks
blackc unt bad
antonelli lol

>>150600314
Teams do simulations for the main race

>>150600314
joke on you, you didn't watched it

>>150600375
wtf how did you hide a camera in her trailer?

>>150600375
I used to wear Tommy Hilfinger knockoff clothes and convinced everyone that was legit because figer is not a real word and finger was

>>150598772
monaco broke him

>>150599373
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150599938
>>150599949
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150599993
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

FERRARI 2026

>>150599949
marone...

Pornstar gives a BJ while mom watches (full video)

FERRARI 2025