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>>511379178
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

Former Trump supporter from coal country here. Been bustin’ knuckles and drinkin’ bottom-shelf bourbon since Bush Sr. Called Biden “Sleepy Joe".

Last week I saw this hand-blown crystal dragon bong from Guangzhou. Had LED eyes and a USB charger. I don’t even smoke anymore—I just needed to feel again.

$112 to order.
$138 in “ceremonial glassware counterbalance fees.” Said it was part of a 2020 “China deterrent initiative” that I once called “genius” on a call-in radio show.

Now I sit on the porch starin’ at the damn thing like it’s judgment made solid. Ate one egg for breakfast. One. Like it’s the Great Depression, but with shame accessories.

>>510215438
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>Random nobody has an opinion on social media.
Big if true!

>>509490765
What do you do for work and how do you suppose this will impact your life?

>>509251272
>You are 10.8% poorer than you were 6 months ago.
Speak for yourself, loser. My investments are doing great, I got a new job this year, a new vehicle and a nice low hours bobcat skid steer.
It's literally the easiest time and place in history to get ahead and you're here bitching on social media.

Well if #HustleBitch on twitter said it's happening you can take that to the bank that it's fucking happening!