>"Boss, who is the closest thing me and my brother have ever had to a father, I find the way your daughter is going around like nothing happened after the accident that put my brother in a coma and me in a wheelchair rather hurtful. Could you please properly explain death to her so she stops before I snap and try to murder her only to accidentally kill you instead?"
>"Also, please tell Moe to switch apartments with me so I'm not stuck in a third floor with no elevator"
Was that so hard?