Sucking cock is gayer than getting fucked.

if youve never sucked cock before you are a faggot

i am romantically attracted to my cat

I haven't masturbated in a while because I lack the attention span to look at porn.

>kikker ut vinduet
>ser tre afrikanske bestemødre spasere ned gaten

tops are generally conceived as gayer than bottoms

bottoms are straighter than tops

tops are gayer than bottoms

>Italian mafia movie
>mob member beats down person who owes them money in generic store
>apologizes to store owner for mess and non-nonchalantly slips wad of cash into their pocket

It is biologically impossible for me to fall in love with a woman who is not a virgin