>be me, muscular but autistic you know the drill
>been going through a horrible time lately, straight up suicidal and isolated
>friday night get invited to friend's halloween party and have to psyche myself up for hours to even go
>wear pic rel
>at party decide to cut loose and get wasted and talk to the girls there like I know what I'm doing cause fuck it
>mfw it's working and they're laughing at what I say
>there's a brunette qt3.14 wearing a rock lee costume and we gravitate towards each other
>one of my friends spills beer literally all over my costume play fighting
>take it off to let it dry or whatever, wearing wifebeater and shorts underneath
>hear rock lee qt behind me say to friend "no he's hooot" feels good man
>don't know what I'm on. talking to rock lee girl head on and pop completely visible erection which she clearly notices
>shamelessy looking her up and down
>say to her "I need to grab somethimg out of my car you should come with me"
>we're not even to the car yet and I grab her by the hips and start sloppy kissing her
>animalistic sex in the back seat of my 2009 Honda
>she doesn't stop squeezing my arms the whole time
>fucking her raw, decide to cum inside because fuck it my life is ass anyway and she's got good genes for babies YOLO
>tell her I'm gonna bussa
>she starts to meekly protest and I just say it'd be hot to get knocked up by a stranger
>blast a huge creamy load inside
>go back to party and get so drunk I don't remember anything until waking up on a comforter on the floor the next morning
Sorry for turning this into My Sex Diary but I'm just so pumped and optimistic about the possibilities of life at the moment. Btw I didn't get that girl's number or last name and will probably never see her again, I hope I got her pregnant desu
TL:DR never kill yourself