Thread 76767465

Sydney Cassidy Edition. Post your mires, crabs not welcome.

I hate women

>>76767468
What happened the last time you talked to / approached one?

>>76767465 (OP)
disgusting looking woman

>>76767471
Don't talk about my wife like that, pal, or we're gonna have an issue.

>>76767465 (OP)
>>76767490
lol this bitch doesn't even have a belly button

>>76767490
disgusting tattoos. no children. gross.

>>76767496
Anon… I…

I had sex with a woman. I guess that's a mire.

>at work have a woman supervisor
>sorta fat goth chick
>we also just happen to have a ton of mutual friends
>I dont find her attractive but apparently every single other guy I know does
>still we really get along, she says I look like young Marlon Brando which I think might be the most meaningful compliment I've ever received
>she quits
>that's like a year ago
>lose contact because I'm me
>go another whole year with no gf or hookups
>self esteem starting to get pretty damn low
>last week
>buddy who really wants to fuck her is texting her
>he bursts out laughing
>ask him what's up
>he shows me their texts
>I had come up in their conversation and she just bluntly said that she wants to ride my face and only didn't make any advances because of the boss/employee dynamic
>make buddy furious by doing absolutely nothing with that knowledge due to being an autistic fuck and also simply not being attracted to her
Still feels good tho

>>76767710
Good, fatties don't deserve sex.

>>76767465 (OP)
>>76767490
that's a ***, no i didn't censor man :D
if anyone wonders why is it so ugly and why it's promoted here

I love the glances people give me as I walk down the street. Weather is getting colder and colder but I will continue to show off my gains as long as I'm able to do so without dying. I'll get frostbite before even considering leaving the gym with anything more than a sleeveless tank and shorts on. A frostbit pump would look cool af though like a buff revenant or some shit

>>76767477
You should be relieved. If I wanted her I could get past a man like you with a flick of the wrist

>>76767465 (OP)
Posted it in another unrelated thread but here it is again:
>get lasik done
>go to doctor the next day
>doctor specifically says "no exercise or sports" instead of "donr push yourself"
Also
>go to church service in memory of grandma who passed away years ago
>several relatives say i look strong
>one of them makes a comment of "damn anon, you look like a fireman"
Good enough for now. I wanna get way more shredded and post pics on tinder with a chatgpt bio, just to see if i catch more attention, not really because i want women (modern women are genuine trash)

I nice old lady said I was handsome at the airport today.

>volunteer as scare actor for local community halloween event cuz gf was volunteering
>pick picrelated as costume cuz i thought it would be funny
>hide head in costume and extend arms and legs out
>scare people using jumpscare and then did videogame emote dances
>girl#1 : dude that pumpkin is jacked
>girl#2 : playfully runs her fingers down my arms
>(i couldnt see anything cuz my head was inside the suit)
>her friend was like "NAME! STOP HITTING ON THE PUMPKIN, YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN HIS FACE"
>pop head out
>She bites her lip
>her friend pulls her away using her strong gravitational pull, fridge guarding the snacks fashion

>old lady comes up to me and says "strong man, can you bring me out of this maze?"
>pop my head out and help her out
>she keeps complimenting me with stuff like "wish I had a grandson like you"

>there's one of those poll with stickers signs, asking which monster/scarer was the scariest
>win the poll in landslide

>don't tell gf about mires cuz I don't like her being jealous
>she gives me the "you're autistic but I love you" look

>>76767878
>dude that pumpkin is jacked
that got a hearty chuckle from me

>>76767878
Tremendously based

Know how a 5 year old will stare at anyone because they don't know social conventions? A 52 year old woman did that. Nice to be appreciated.

>>76767878
based real, true and not autisitc mires
congrats anon

>>76767878
>>76767892
jacked-o-lantern

How do you guys get over lusting over other women when in a long term relationship?

>>76768019
hold out for a ten

>>76768037
knower

>>76767465 (OP)
>be me
>in gym, finished with weights and going to the treadmills to finish with cardio
>pick one
>cute girl with nice ass in front of me turns around and makes eye contact, probably saw me in the reflection of the window
>running for about 15 minutes, she stops and starts doing stretches, putting her leg on the treadmill and other useless shit
>final stretch is bend over fully touching her toes for 10 seconds
>while down there, she upside down looks behind her and makes eye contact with me as I’m staring at her
>she leaves and I wish I had a girlfriend

Was she presenting herself to me, anons?

>>76768822
yes, but she didn't want you or she would have approached you
it was a two way transaction, you got turned on, and she got a confidence boost
beat off to it later and move on

>>76767670
no it's not. there's threads are so trash that no one even knows what a mire is anymore

>>76768833
based knower

>>76768833
You’re ESL pal

>>76768866
i know he's brown

>>76767465 (OP)
>>76767490
is that a fucking tranny troon with nigger doodles?

>>76768872
Not being able to read past typos is ESL behavior

>>76767878
>don't tell gf about mires cuz I don't like her being jealous

>>76767719
Wrong

>>76767490
What an ugly face

>>76767710
Good mire

>>76767752
ESL, explain yourself

>>76767798
Yeah and then 5 minutes later you get your limbs amputated

>>76767815
You're probably an American buddy, you could try waddling over to me

>>76768822
>running on Chuck’s

>>76767829
>>76767834
Life would be better if all women complimented like old women

>>76767878
>girl#1 : dude that pumpkin is jacked
kek. I would have told my gf, she's less likely to fuck up if she knows she has competition

>>76767933
The last time a mother stared at me it was great but at the same time she's literally got her son next to her, making it weird. I'm 24

>>76768826
Damn, but I though animals in the wild did shit like that when they want animal dick

>>76769037
Anon, don't. I'm warning you.

>>76769046
I guess it's good that you ignore women. More of your brown sisters for us porcelain chads

>>76769096
Wrong

>>76769547
Explain yourself anon

>>76769537
Not before I upload it to insta with the caption "zero degree weather can't freeze these veins" though

>>76769703
still on instagram? ngmi

>>76767465 (OP)
I was getting fucked in the ass and he said my back was so sexy, he kept massaging my traps and upper back while he dug in me. I could feel his spurts inside. He said he's never came so hard because the other guys weren't jacked. Felt good. Luv my back.

>>76769830
fuck off

My nana squeezed my bicep as she walked past and went 'blimey'
Been growing out my beard recently and a friend compared me to Hugh Jackman so feeling pretty good.

Still no gf tho

>>76769945
You reminded her of her days of the young bucks

>>76768826
Not true. Men have to make the first move, always. Women will make themselves look available/approachable and in this case make it clear she wants to fuck.

>>76770230
Lifefuel

>>76769945
Never expected to see a picture of Alpha here, of all places.

>>76770230
>Men have to make the first move, always.
If you're unattractive, yeah. I have never had to make the first move because I'm attractive.

>>76770263
What, all of your boyfriends spanked you first at the gay bar?

>>76770284
I've only ever been to one gay bar and that was an accident, I swear.

>>76770263
The only ones that approach have had a football field of dick. You missed out on alot of girls because they are terrified of approaching, even more than faggots on this mongolian basket weaving forum.

All women are cowards. The amount of times I thought a girl hated my guts from the looks or ignoring me to immediately 180ing and being nice asf, handing out their when i finally approached is crazy.

>>76770299
I guess I got lucky because mine were virgins.

>>76770343
Press x to doubt

>>76770299
>The only ones that approach have had a football field of dick
You might be on to something here.

>>76770343
gullible

>>76767465 (OP)
What ethnicity is this?

>>76768009
kek

>>76770352
built for 1000 calories a day

>>76770621
wifemode

>>76770352
Fuck, ive been so dry id do it

>>76767710
Protip: When a woman compares you to a famous handsome actor it means she wants your dick down her throat
>t. Wife always compares me to famous handsome actors

>make dummy accounts on dating sites
>upload dick pics
>get several messages and even some lewds back
I guess I'm not that bad after all..

>>76770746
like who?

>>76770754
>Decide finally stop being a ghost and make a snap
>add a bunch girls from my gym
>they accept
>get a couple nudes randomly
>delete account and switch the time I go
I genuinely don't understand why a woman would ever find me attractive.

>>76770820
dawg do you want pussy or not

>>76770838
I want a woman that hates me as I hate myself because only someone who knows me well enough would regard me with such contempt. These fleeting harlots are nothing to me.

>>76769945
Everyone knows gravity works differently down under

>>76770754
Is the final redpill that women don't hate all dick pics?

>>76770882
Retarded. Imagine being attractive and this much of a fucking sperg holy shit

>>76770352
>this is a 10/10 in america

>>76770820
>the women at any given gym are just handing out nudes over snapchat
so much has to change
Christ have mercy

>>76771001
It's hard to believe too

>>76770746
What if women say you look exmilitary? Does this mean they think you've upgraded from eating crayons to sniffing sharpies?
>asking for a friend who hears it more than I expect meself to

>>76771035
It means you look semi dangerous and manly but a bit old hence the ex part.

>>76770882
so you want a woman who, while riding you, tells you how much she hates you, only to kiss you seconds later?

you want a tsundere?

>>76767878
76 76 78 78
nice post number

>first proper cut of my life
>look the best I ever have
>receiving mires frequently (on the occasions i am outside of my hermit cave)
>however - generally apathetic with my own sexual interest blunted, presumably from the caloric deficit
>not nervous or anything around women just simply don't give a fuck
how does one get around this? feels like a monkey's paw situation. I assume when I begin maintenance it will mellow out.

>>76771246
I think its more that he wants a woman who actually understands him, including the negative bits, instead of some slut that just wants to gargle some cock and will thus come up with their own version of him in their head to satiate their carnal desires.

>>76767878
>do thing
>haha im so autistic guys
Fuck off normie

>>76767892
>>76767917
>>76767965
>>76767917
>>76767965
>>76768009
Samefag

>>76771380
Idk i was just imitating classic kaiju movements

>>76767878
>YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN HIS FACE

>>76770263
Nah I'm very attractive and the most women will do is eyefuck you and stare at you for a long time.
But a week ago a girl offered me her plates and a few mins later clippers when I was about to deadlift and I legit think she was into me but I'm too much of an autistic loner to make a move

>>76768822
The way you describe all that she did in detail makes it sound to me you're just grasping at straws
>as I'm staring at her
this kinda negates everything because if you're staring at someone then they're much more likely to make eye contact with you back even if they're not appreciative of it
Try to imagine it from her point of view, running and stretching normal part of workout and she looked at you twice, one of which was possibly prompted by you staring at her?

>>76772149
>Nah I'm very attractive and the most women will do is eyefuck you and stare at you for a long time
Gay men tell me I'm gorgeous and online ratings in the past were like 8.5-9/10 for me. You are exactly correct. The most women do is stare, run their eyes over you and compliment retarded things like "Did you shower? Your soap smells really good." Only once, in high school, did I have a girl ask me out two decades ago. I wasn't that attracted to her at the time, but she got more beautiful as she got older...I should have known given her older sister was beautiful. Anyway, women are functionally retarded when it comes to men and they just hope you approach them. Which is why I don't. I don't want a retarded woman, I want an emotionally mature one. Someone who is capable of writing their number on a napkin with some hearts and handing it to me saying, "I like you, call me sometime".

>>76772240
I don't blame women for not wanting to directly approach. I feel like for them it's even more unnatural than even the most autistic socially awkward mf.

>>76772240
You’re just coping about how much of a coward you are. The men who look worse than you will snatch up the better girls because you are scared of rejection.

Women who approach you are very experienced with dick and arent the girl you want.

>>76770838
>>76770922
That’s not me who replied. Honestly the only thing stirring me to some kind of action is seeing how dogshit the guys the girls who “threw” themselves at me picked. I genuinely thought I had to have good money and be stable before I started dating ontop of looking good. I feel as if Ive made myself a eunuch for not a single fucking reason because other guys are doing well when those same type of guys say they would kill to look like me.

I’m tired of seeing opportunities pass me by because I think I’m not in the perfect spot to be ready. I guess i just have to be stubbornly arrogant and assume every girl likes me and go from there.
>>76771001
Girls seem alot more relaxed online in terms of flirting.

Told this a million times before
>moving furniture for grandma
>tables, armchairs, and some dressers
>all by myself, some with dolleys and blankets
>grandma mirin’ all this
>”You’ve got the strength of 27 niggers, anon!”

To this day I’ll mutter “27 nigger strength” to myself before making a heavy lift. Works every time. Still don’t know the significance of the number 27

>>76772536
You are either a woman or a simp because it bothers you so much that I'm not approaching. You spent all those words trying to convince me that I'm doing something wrong means you really, really care that I am not playing your game. You're almost certainly a butt hurt woman who is desperate for attention. Go pour yourself a glass of wine from that box l, Jenny, you're not getting my superior seed today. I value my peace.

>>76767878
Nice digits anon

>Dressed up as santa clause at my villages christmas market last year
>Give out little bags of candy to children
>Grown womem from 18 to 80 flock around me and keep asking me if my rod is as big as my sack makes it seem

>>76772361
It really is. And the hilarious part is that it is all in their head. Even the least attractive woman could approach the hottest man she can fine, tell him she likes him, give him her number and be all but promised he'll follow up. If she's unattractive to him, no chance, but if she is at all attractive to him (a bar so low it is basically, "be a healthy weight and somewhat youthful") he'll jump at the chance. Just like how all it takes for a man to be attractive to women is basically, don't be a simp like all the other men...aka, don't approach women. I have another poster here trying to mind rape me out of doing what works like I'm susceptible to female psyops anymore. Dude, I let the love of my life divorce me when she gave me an ultimatum, people think I'm going to simp? Get real.

>>76772792
>implying vagina's exist outside of social media
>I value my peace.
Huge projection, you sound exactly like the old hags that are bitter online. You're bitching that the most perfect woman won't approach you kek.
>>76772809
They literally don't have to; in terms of sex an average non overweight girl can outdo a semi popular male celebrity easily. It literally falls into their lap, they can bitch and whine about small details because they can. We would do the same thing if we had shitloads of women throwing themselves at us, it's laziness.
> I have another poster here trying to mind rape me out of doing what works like I'm susceptible to female psyops anymore
Approaching is simping lmao, I'm glad people like you exist. That means the competition amongst men is even shittier, because you took yourself out of the gene pool entirely.

>>76772850
>doubles down on retardation
I have to hand it to you, you've convinced me you're a sincere idiot at least.

>>76768822
I think she got scared of you staring at her anon. She was creeped out, not mirin unfortunately

>>76771316
Have a male amount of test

>>76772080
(You) wish

>>76772180
t. never had ravenous eye rape by a woman before

>>76772653
>I’m tired of seeing opportunities pass me by because I think I’m not in the perfect spot to be ready. I guess i just have to be stubbornly arrogant and assume every girl likes me and go from there.

Yes

>>76772868
You removed yourself from the genepool. Lmao.

>>76772701
kekt

>>76772850
>Approaching is simping lmao
Yeah your dad is a simp for approaching your mom to eventually make you right? Silly nigger

>>76772875
I'm not brown, sanjay

>>76772897
if it was ravenous eye rape he wouldn't describing in detail how she stretched after her run and asking if that and 2 looks meant she was into him and showing off

>>76772914
We both agree faggot, guys who don’t approach are fucking themselves.

>>76772920
She looked back while fully bent over. Do you need this spelled out you dizzy nigger?

>>76772946
I look around while bending over to stretch all the time, it's a comfy position why would I not
also
>bent over
>some guy mega staring at you
>look at him so he knows u notice it and stops
sounds like pretty realistic scenario too

>>76772995
Why are you telling us that you bend over like you're getting ready for your boyfriend?

>>76773018
husband actually

>>76773023
you can edit posts

>>76773018
>talk abou stretching
>brings up gay sex
anonsisters...

>>76773026
>>76768822
Nice try smartass

>>76772907
>You won't have sex
>you have no children
>has sex
>has children
>is happy
You played yourself, feminist.

>see friend of a friend after a long time
>lost 10lbs of fat, 1lb or two of muscle
>we get to drinking and she's all over me
>says I look solid and asks if I've been working out hard
>ends the night cradling my head in her arms and kissing me all over my face and holding my hand
too bad our sleeping arragements were too open or we coulda had some fun, I take the mire nonetheless

>>76773067
What are you, like 4'9"? 10lbs of fat in either direction isn't enough to swing a woman's desire of a man unless you're a total midget. Be honest OP, what part of this story are we missing to protect your ego?

>>76773115
So you're super short, got it. But congrats on the weight loss and more, if they're true.

>>76773067
>ends the night cradling my head in her arms and kissing me all over my face and holding my hand
gay

>>76767878
I wish this was me

>>76767878
>wish I had a grandson like you
The only mire a man needs.

>>76772240
> Gay men tell me I'm gorgeous
Gay men will fuck anything. Even when I was a dyel working the cashier at Walgreens the gay dudes would always compliment us and try to test us every to see how we would respond

>eating breakfast at seaside restaurant
>group of girls on the left
>2 of them keep looking at me every so often
Uggos don't get what us handsome men go through.
Can't even eat in peace.

>>76767465 (OP)
i miss the faith ordway ai threads

i also miss getting mired

one day i will have a good story of my own to share here

>>76767878
its not fair

>>76773979
what's your last mire?

>>76773819
Based eye rape mire

>>76767465 (OP)
was at gym, it's a nice one where people know each other and say hi and talk about whatever. Cute girl i know via gym. Have talked to her on occasion, thought i got signals, but I'm married so don't even consider. When she said goodbye the last time, she said "See you X day". So she knew my schedule? Is that a mire?

>>76769945
>Hugh Jackman
Huge Jacked-man

>>76770352
God this is terrifying.

>>76775563
Yeah it's pretty flirty I'd say

> just finished 30mile bike ride to inwood and back
> meeting up with friends in a park before going to an egagement party
> didn't wear shirt because it's hot af and will be sweating
> show up to the park and both friends say i look healthy
> group of girls 3 picnicking nearby miring
> once i stop sweating i put on my shirt
> 2 of the girls start doing yoga stretches and are aiming their pussies at me

white shorts black underwear, c'mon now.

anyways. ended up being treated like a bug by the girls at the engagement party because i don't work in finance in new york city but w/e i like trees

>>76776089
It's great when they present themselves for breeding like that, but I hate how they will never just put it into fucking words

>>76769559
That (((nose)))

>>76776494
Mummy isn't jewish

>>76767878
This anon is correct >>76771250 ebin get

Was at the store and had some woman in her 40s or 50s say she liked my hair. It's just basic spikes.
She did comment about the alcohol being on sale but how she stopped drinking. She looked and sounded like she was drunk or high though.

>Be me
>warmup on bench with 20reps 500lbs as per norm
>need to take a gym sesh poop break
>enter single room bathroom
>woman already sitting there
No don't go, we can share. She says.
>proceed to sit upon her lap and take a vile createin enduced shit between her legs
>with each push she motivates me with a
You got this
Come on
Keep pushing
>once its over I stand up with out wiping my as per usual
>before I leave, she mires had and says
Nice calves

>>76776868
68 68 of truth

>>76776907
>meth makes people fearless and talkative
>the only people who ever talk to me are on meth

>girl says to her friend if she wants to have a 3some with me
>she didn't say anything
And a 2nd girl called me cute last week.
I don't know if that's a good thing.

>>76776907
probably just needed young cock
>>76776967
yeah I've never really liked the "cute" compliment, how about handsome, you silly bitch?

>>76767465 (OP)
>many years ago...
>go regularly to old person gym/physical therapy place with my daddy
>this time go with my mommy
>see qt 3.14159... on the other side of the room
>avoid looking at her for the rest of my time there
>go to weight assisting pullup machine cause I'm a stringbean sedentary skeleton
>bang out my pathetic pullups with my back facing the vagina thing
>after workout mommy comes over and says the qt creature kept glancing at me

>>76772701
Hope your grandma makes it a running joke and tell you youre 28 the next time you meet

>>76770352
That's a cow that identifies as a woman

>>76777254
>probably just needed young cock

I'm going out on Halloween and hope that is true for some women.

>>76777254
>probably just needed young cock

I'm going out on Halloween and hope I encounter some more like that.

>>76773089
Assuming he weighs 80 kgs, it's roughly 6%, which could mean he went from 24% to 18% bf, which makes a big difference. Especially clothed.

>>76777391
She needed skeleton cock

>>76777810
I wonder how to get milf pussy

This Mire thread has 163 comments and a grand total of 11 mires, half of which are gram grams and/or literal hallucination/nothingburgers. Now I understand why jannies prune these threads whenever they can.

>>76779561
Agreed. Fuck you though

>>76767465 (OP)
bros... we're all gmi. I heard for the first time in my life "you look like you workout", and the chick was hot. i'm in heaven.

Been doing a lot more cardio for the last few months, caught my wife staring at me in the mirror the other day
It's been a while since I had a wife mire, a proper one where she thought I wasn't looking, she constantly feels up my arms and tells me I'm so strong, but she does that for my benefit rather than herself, much like how I molest her around the house to let her know that I find her sexy

>>76767465 (OP)
Sex

>>76779888
Trips and I wish girls would talk to me.

>>76779918
Fact

>>76779888
Hell yeah wagmi

Today in the gym I turned around and caught an older blonde looking at me, not really into her but it was still nice
Yesterday in the gym a cute petite brunette around my age (mid 30s) found a reason to say something to me twice, I should have chatted her up but didn't, I'll say hi to her next time I see her though

It's remarkable how much the girls at my gym motivate me, just to see them in their slutty little outfits and hope I catch one mirin' even if it's only in my head, is enough to get me to show up and work out hard every day

>>76780051
She needs that boomer cock

>>76767878
Capped

>>76776480
>women
>words
That's not the kind of creature they are. Equality and its amigos (Feminism, Liberalism) are devil magicks.
Women are different and you should expect them to say the same things in different ways

>walk by girl
>can she is looking at me in my peripheral vision
>i glance at her then past her, maintaining eye contact for 0.1s
>she starts to smile at me in that time
>see her reflection in the glass
>smile turns to a sad face

these women are wasting their time miring the autists

>>76767465 (OP)
>at the gas station loading up the ol’ girl with premium
>stock 70s muscle car comes rolling in
>20 year old hops out
>says nice car gramps
>finish fueling up go home and cry

>>76780453
Well I've approached girls before that were giving me eye contact - you know the only sign they give - and still they weren't interested.

>>76780464
Lost the eye rape vs a female competition award

>be substitute teaching
>kids always ask a bunch of questions when they haven't met you yet
>today
>"do you go the gym?"
>yeah
>"I thought so, you're pretty muscular"
Thanks, kid

>>76780557
That's a good one because kids actually mean it

>>76780435
sigh, hope you enjoy your damn updoots, cunt

stay in reddit

>>76781651
shieet

>>76767465 (OP)
>butterface
unfortunate
>>76767829
>lasik
now you can never swim again or you'll go blind. ya done goofed pal

>>76781950
bro, the fuck that's my wife

>>76770746
>>76771035
I've been told I look like an ex-military actorman too many times to count. Here's the crazy part: it's never the same actor. Dozens of actors, never the same one twice. I'm some kind of Rorschach test where people want to give me a compliment and just confabulate something. Actually, I just remembered a time where the confabulation step failed:
>at church feast day celebration
>8 year old girl tells me I look like an actor as I'm refilling the lemonade pitcher
>"Oh really? Which one?"
>"Uhhh... I dunno! Ok bye!"
>she runs off without getting lemonade

>>76782708
Hard guy ova here

>>76780051
>older woman
older than whom??
what a stupid language english

>>76767878
Based and witnessed. Hope to hear from you again next year, jacked pumpkin anon.

My ex called me out of the blue after 2 years of no contact. I lost 50lb since then and all I’ve done is only bench press and incline DB in my garage.
We went out to lunch and when I took her home I lifted her up and carried her to my room. She’s only 60kg but I knew I could do it

>>76767465 (OP)
Lost some weight and my fiance started sucking my dick on the regular again.

>>76771316
Been there. Cut too hard and you stop getting morning wood. You either cut slower or use trt. Test pops back to normal the instant you start eating again.

>>76772701
>>”You’ve got the strength of 27 niggers, anon!”

Fresh one from last night
>standing around at a bar with a friend late at night
>girl is walking by us, on her way to leave
>check her out
>she holds prolonged eye contact (as long as it could be given the logistics of the situation) with me and gives the sexiest little smile
>as she's walking away I realize her boyfriend was right in front of her (he couldn't see this interaction)
>friend comments on it, confirming I wasn't seeing something that wasn't there, but really it was pretty clear anyway

Also had a few other nice interactions with women last night but this is the only story interesting enough to post. I fucking love being in shape, it's so much better than being fat. I've gone from basically invisible to women to daily mires

>coomer bait thread
>194+ replies
>still up
You know /fit/ should be the least coomer board because we lift and actually look good, right?

The guy making my sandwich asked if I was in the army the other weekend. It felt good.

>>76768822
If she does it again, make eye contact and smile.
>>76770820
>I genuinely don't understand why a woman would ever find me attractive.
Whether they consider you attractive or not is their problem. The question you have to contend with is whether any of them are to your standards.
>>76772021
can't go wrong with the classics

>>76772701
I choose to believe this really happened

>pass by woman without looking at her
>she looks at me
>sometimes they say hello or greet me
Happens too many times to be a coincidence
I know I'm handsome but my face is still a bit fat.

>>76783813
Why the fuck would you not work out every muscle you have?

>>76784781
I love eye rape, but the bad thing is that she could be doing it to another man without your knowledge when she's 'yours'

>>76784790
My wife ain't coombait brah

>>76785299
>If she does it again, make eye contact and smile.
I try, but she's one of those girls that 90% of the time she's walking anywhere, she is looking at her phone and using peripheral vision to not walk into anyone therefore avoiding eye contact. I hate this gay society

>>76786285
Damn I've never had a random woman walking by me say hello. Although I get the urge to do it to hot girls, I never do

>>76786410
Because my chest and shoulders were smaller compared to the rest of my body. The smallest my waist can go is 30” and IDGAF about the expectations that are set on these boards

>>76786453
Ok fitsister

>>76786433
I was a NEET until a couple years ago.
Maybe they can smell that I have some money now.

>be me
>ottermode
>at work
>small reception table has a platform on it that keeps getting loose
>boss keeps having to temporarily fix it with fuck around techniques
>decide to figure out how to fix it once and for all
>closing
>get my toolbox and take it apart
>figure out the screws are threaded at a certain spot in the middle
>they're not threaded at the top or bottom, so I can just tighten the screws
>do some prep on the wooden platform to make it work
>begin to tighten the ever living fuck out of the bolts so they dig deeper into the wooden platform better and the screws are tightened to the non-threaded area
>meanwhile the receptionist is watching
>I had a singlet on
>shes looks at my arms while they're flexing tightening the screws
>"jesus christ anon look at your muscles"
>would mean more if she wasn't fat
>nice reaction nonetheless.

>>76786847
Slam that slampig

used to get mires all the time, then got fat

>>76787167
Time to Auschwitz roleplay bud

>>76773577
Truly the best mire that anon received

>>76768019
Speaking as someone who has been married for 4 years now, you dont. But you deal with it. Ive personally turned that lust into lusting for my wife. Like if i see a woman when im out and about who has a nice ass or nice hips or huge tits, i just think about driving straight home and banging my wife. It helps that she has huge tits too.

>>76767834
Greatest compliment a man can receive.

>>76772701
What the fuck hahahaha

>>76767892
>>76767878

>dude that pumpkin is jacked

Thats a misc phrase if I ever heard one, I miss that site mane

>be me, muscular but autistic you know the drill
>been going through a horrible time lately, straight up suicidal and isolated
>friday night get invited to friend's halloween party and have to psyche myself up for hours to even go
>wear pic rel
>at party decide to cut loose and get wasted and talk to the girls there like I know what I'm doing cause fuck it
>mfw it's working and they're laughing at what I say
>there's a brunette qt3.14 wearing a rock lee costume and we gravitate towards each other
>one of my friends spills beer literally all over my costume play fighting
>take it off to let it dry or whatever, wearing wifebeater and shorts underneath
>hear rock lee qt behind me say to friend "no he's hooot" feels good man
>don't know what I'm on. talking to rock lee girl head on and pop completely visible erection which she clearly notices
>shamelessy looking her up and down
>say to her "I need to grab somethimg out of my car you should come with me"
>we're not even to the car yet and I grab her by the hips and start sloppy kissing her
>animalistic sex in the back seat of my 2009 Honda
>she doesn't stop squeezing my arms the whole time
>fucking her raw, decide to cum inside because fuck it my life is ass anyway and she's got good genes for babies YOLO
>tell her I'm gonna bussa
>she starts to meekly protest and I just say it'd be hot to get knocked up by a stranger
>blast a huge creamy load inside
>go back to party and get so drunk I don't remember anything until waking up on a comforter on the floor the next morning
Sorry for turning this into My Sex Diary but I'm just so pumped and optimistic about the possibilities of life at the moment. Btw I didn't get that girl's number or last name and will probably never see her again, I hope I got her pregnant desu
TL:DR never kill yourself

>>76788298
this niggas having a manic episode and yall gonna say its based

>>76788298
based

>>76788298
>creating more single mothers
kys

>>76767465 (OP)
What do y'all negroes do when you catch a chick looking at you?
I've noticed women looking at me or "stealing glances" to be more appropriate but I never know how to act there. I sorta look away immediately like I'm the one who got caught staring instead of her. And then i proceed to be aware of her looking at me through my peripheral vision but I don't dare look. I wait till they look away and then curse myself for being an absolute autist.
All this while actually being quite extroverted in reality. Like I can have a conversation with many people if I need to buy don't know how to deal with any attention given from a woman.fml

>>76788385
Try to hold eye contact and if she responds positively go talk to her

>>76788298
yep it's based

>>76788388
So you just .. stare? For how long?
Do you make a face like " are ya lookin at me?" Or " do an upward nod like"wassup"?
I need second by second play, I'm to tarded for this

>>76788459
You could do either of those things. Can't tell you what to do exactly cause it varies by situation and would be based on your own personality. Just try to introduce yourself and get her name at minimum while talking

>>76788479
I try this but it feels excruciatingly obvious, which makes it cringy which makes me want to look away. I've always been like this but I have noticed that practising it does make it better.

>>76788606
Quit being afraid of seeming like an idiot and just be one

>>76788358
She's a nerdy white girl dressed as a naruto character. She 100% bought Plan B within an hour

>>76788298
Nigger if larp. Nigger if not.

>>76786847
>singlet
you were wearing a wrestling singlet at work? who are the dwayne the rock the johnson?

>>76788788
Yeah, easier said than done though. Checked.

>working at supermarket, stocking shelves
>suddenly a black lady that's a regular says to me
>"I don't mean this in a bad way but you are the calmest and most serene employee here"
>caught me off-guard and I sheepishly laughed and told her it was sweet of her to say
Gotta be honest, felt pretty good to be validated like that since I'm an autistic loner

>>76788802
You're right. White bitchmales are so feminized now they're incapable of sex with their own women. That story could've only happened to a strong black man.

>>76788857
Shalom. Yeah behaving like a niggerfaggot who hasn't discovered basic civilization yet is great. Maybe one day your skin won't be the same colour as your shit, and maybe you'll stop stinking of diarrhea. Just 2 more weeks until you get your white girlfriend, right?

>>76788802
>>76788888
>civilization and being white is when you don't have sex with cute white girls
>being black is when you do
No wonder evropa is doomed kek. You're a fucking idiot

>>76788888
Checked

>>76788902
He's clearly a browncel or troon and the thought of young Whites having babymaking sex sent him into a spiral. Of course he can't condemn it in his own terms like "colonizer" and "whitey" so he has to adopt our terminology to fit his outrage. They do this concern trolling stuff all the time on here. Language means nothing anymore only what you can piece together of the sentiment behind it.

>>76788792
oh ok then. she probably needed it kek.

>>76770352
I'd make her eat the entire pie then fuck her raw

>>76770352
Holy ass
Imagine the braps and plaps

>>76780435
Gj Anon
Only way to maintain culture is to tell what happened

>>76788902
Civilization is when whites get married and start a family, not having casual, AIDS ridden sex. Being a nigger (You) is when you attempt to fuck any garbage that will have you and then run. I can't believe I'm typing this to a shitskin right now.

>>76789451
How do you think marriage and a family happens retard? You live as a shut-in incel larping as a monk and then God gives you a virgin waifu lmao

>>76789451
wow a sad virgin with opinions. who woulda thunk it?
guy probably has some vile porn on his hard drive but hes mr based tradcath when it comes to a guy posting in a mire thread lmao

>>76789491
Marriage and a family happens by fucking whores at parties, cumming in them, getting their disease and never seeing them again. Am I doing it right?

>>76789504
First thing that happens when arguing with holes - mention access to holes

>>76789565
its the msot stereotypical type of person to be when youre a vile loser that gets 0 pussy, and pretends you are above it. its such a dumb little character to play while everyone knows exactly what you are and why.

>>76789529
>anon actually thinks you get diseases from cute girls
And the answer is yes, that is exactly how

>>76789571
Keeps on going. Just 2 more weeks sanjay

>Go grocery shopping with gf
>Walking through aisles and notice chick with glasses staring at me intensely
>wtf
>Give her a quick smile
>She laughs and winks at me as she walks away
>Turn to see gf fucking tearing up at the interaction and spends the rest of the night upset at me
Guilty mire bro, didn't even feel good.

>>76788888
Holy quints of power. I bow before you based man.

>>76789851
Funny as fuck. Maybe she'll learn her place now and act properly.

>>76789854
Thanks mate

>be me security guard
>work at library near highschool
>school lets out early for halloween
>looking fucking sexy in my uniform and fur coat.
>highschool girl and friend walks up to me
>looks like a young faye reagan
>puts her hand inside my jacket and rubs my chest
>instant boner
>can't go to jail because who would take care of my cat
>autistically start informing her of the criminal statutes for assault and battery she just committed and threaten to call the cops.
>she starts to cry and leaves
>homofaggot library manager gives me a high five
I was too depressed to even jerk off after work.

>>76789879
Anon I...

>>76788298
Based as all fuck. I hope you did impregnate her and she finds you and you have a happy family life, and I hope you're White

>>76790338
>Based in 2025

>>76789602
Mummy

>>76790617
I've started saying Yased. It's a mix of "yessed" (as in I am totally yessing this hard) and "brased," it itself being a mix "based" and "zased." Cosnidered adding "truthnuke-pilled" so for example instaed of the classic "based and redpilled" one would would say "Yased and truthnuke-pilled" and also considered adding xro (an evolution of "vro" it itself evolved from "bro") so one would sayy "This yased and thruthnhke-pilled xros" and furthermore the inclusion of a new low effort cartoon portraiture to replace Pépe and Wojakski, perhaps ann obese black man

>>76770746
I used to get Leo Dicaprio a lot when I was young. Basically don't get it anymore, last time it was Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half men in reference to my personality. Don't know if that's even good.

>>76788459
>So you just .. stare? For how long?
I've stared and it went well. After we'd smiled at each other once or twice I stared a girl in the eye with just a slight smile, she stared back and got a huge smile. Hot too.

>>76789879
Based?

>>76790747
klok

>>76790847
Do you stare for a while, look away, then stare again. Or do you just hold the stare like "yes I'm looking at you".
Also would it be less effective if you blonk in between

>>76790847
>>76791047
Blink*

>>76791047
Blinking doesn't matter but you have to hold it for it to be a thing. If you look away after staring it's like you lost nerve.

>>76791075
...99% of the time she'll look away first because she's a girl, that's fine. Successful flirting. If she never looks away you have to go up to her and get it on.

>>76791080
And if she looks away, am I to continue looking? Or is that signal that she wasn't interested

>>76791174
Staring isn't the first thing you should do, usually. Maybe at midnight at a bar, not the gym. So you probably have a hint of interest first. If she stares back at all it's a sign of interest, and if she smiles it's blindingly obvious.

But no, you don't keep staring if she looks away.

>>76791188
Thanks for the notes man

>>76767477
>Don't talk about my wife like that, pal, or we're gonna have an issue.

You know The reason of women today are so disgusting is not their fault but it's the weak men like this faggot who make them so.

Kill all simps before beat whores.

>>76767477
terminally based

>>76767496
another clone, many such cases

>get rejected by girl that seemed interested in me
>feel like shit for a while
>get a haircut and go for a walk a week later
>two young women give me a decent staredown as I walk past them
Ngl that helps a bit

>>76770352
the last thing you see before being eaten alive

>>76770299
>they are terrified of approaching
this
>>76778936
it's weird some women fear/are repulsed by the skeleton but others seem to get turned on

>>76780521
They didn't like your voice, how you spoke, how you smelled, or your mannerisms

I hate myself.

>>76786418
Girls like that, she's never yours, just your turn.

>>76785299
> Whether they consider you attractive or not is their problem. The question you have to contend with is whether any of them are to your standards.
You blew my mind honestly, thanks anon. Putting it off on them takes the stress out of it.

>>76784790
>You know /fit/ should be the least coomer board because we lift and actually look good, right?

>>76770352
Why these ugly fat bitches think they can just approach men? How these hogs have the self confidence to believe they're worthy of sex? I'm not making a Tinder profile until I'm at 12% bf yet this woman with a gravitational pull that rivals the moon is trying to become a homewrecker, which she will be if she steps on that porch with some force.

>>76792389
80/20 rule

>>76792003
>it's weird some women fear/are repulsed by the skeleton but others seem to get turned on
Probably due to some kike shit like the pill

>>76792052
I've got a deep voice, stutter slightly when talking to hot girls for the first time, shower, deodorant and fragrance.

>>76792253
Yeah fuck this gay earth
>>76792069
Why?

>>76792389
Because of this fag social media society

>>76792817
Might've seemed nervous, plus even if you're doing "good" things they might not be the "good" things that specific girl likes

>>76792866
Yeah I fucking hate it, I would be perfect at speaking at anything other than the very first interaction. Of course, that's what actually matters.

>>76780521
>>76792052
>>76792817
Yeah in my experience, girls can give you eye-contact, smile, every other invitation, but still be cold when you talk to them. The reason is that there isn't a real reason, it entirely depends on her mood and emotional state.
Some girls act anxious and distant because they find you attractive, some because they find you annoying, some will be chatty and friendly because they aren't attracted to you and don't feel pressure, some will be chatty and friendly because they are attracted to you.
You just gotta keep playing the game until you become better at recognizing when she is acting distant because she likes you or hates you (protip: it will still not make sense but you will become better at dealing with it and moving on)

>>76793037
I'm not autistic but I'm not good at picking up that subtle shit. Maybe because I think its all just womanly bullshit and I can't be bothered. Maybe they all just love being cockteases.

>>76770820
>add a bunch girls from my gym
you just went up to them and said "hey I'm quitting being a sperg give me your snapchat" and they acquiesced?

>>76793131
Women are retarded, if you’re not talking to anybody or just your boys and not them; they see it as “mysterious” if you’re good looking, if you’re ugly you’re fucked for any reason they can think of.

>>76793037
I genuinely can't imagine ever wanting to deal with that shit. At this point, I'm really debating on just going to a hooker to see if I like it.

>>76793037
Best just to assume at all times that all girls are simultaneously gushing for you and disgusted by you, and scoring is purely a roll of the dice.

>be 120+kg most of my adult life
>lifted and exercised but used food as coping mechanism
>finally got my shit together
>dropped 30kg over a year
>summer time hits, finally able to wear shorts out/to work (casual dresscode)
>calves are still the size they were when I was 120kg, pure muscle
>have multiple people ask for my leg workouts
>tell them "just get fat"

:^)

>>76793178
Being a man is like running towards an MG-42 on Omaha Beach

>>76793179
Same, ultimate calf workout. Skeletons need not apply.

>>76771246
>so you want a woman who, while riding you, tells you how much she hates you, only to kiss you seconds later?
Thanks anon, you just made me unlock a new fetish.

>>76793163
cool that's not what I asked though

thinking about cocaine

>>76793037
I’ve had the opposite, resting bitch face, never looking at me without quickly looking away. Generally unpleasant…… Until i talk to them and they do a windows reboot and are nice asf. Sometimes their voice cracks.

I'm 38 and I work at a college. Went to the dining hall and the cafeteria lady asked if I was a student or worker.

Some of my gym mates tell me that I am "looking fit". My Russian work crush says I am muscular. But normies think Brad Pitt was muscular in fight club. When i am at the gym i look at myself in the mirror in between sets and tell myself that im a dyel weak disgusting ogre. It makes me lift harder. I need to prove these people right. Especially my russian work crush.

>>76793557
do you get college sluts?
>>76793596
weaponize the body dysmorphia anon, hell yeah. just be careful, you can in fact go too far...

>>76793948
>goes too far
>is no longer skinnyfat
>just skinny

>>76776089
Fuck anon, you didn't move?
They weren't aiming their pussies at you as a invitation or a mire.
They were sucking your spiritual energy from you with thoes gaping maws

My fat neighbor started hitting on me while I was working on my car. She got pissed when I didn't go for it and threw a tantrum. I just laughed at her and went inside. She doesn't even look at me or wave. She's a fat alcoholic smoker and I lift. WTF goes through a woman's mind when she goes after guys way out of her league? She wasn't even the worst one, another fat old neighbor tried it too and now turns her nose up at me after I rejected her. The ego these cunts have is unreal.

>>76794331
I would have done it

>>76792389
>How these hogs have the self confidence to believe they're worthy of sex?
understand that some women have thought this same this about you, and that is also the default reaction to a man under 5'10 trying to approach

>>76794332
I'm sure you would have. Women aren't used to encountering men with standards.

>evening walk
>heading home from the park
>see cute girl around my age walking her dog
>she doesn't run across the street like most people do
>I say hi
>she stops and looks like she wants to talk
>she seems interested
>eye contact
>shakes my hand dainty royalty style
>I've had a lot of married women come onto me lately so I just cut to the chase now
>tell her, "Hey where I'm from we do a left handed shake too, for good luck!"
>she gives me her hand and I turn it over and look for a ring
>no ring, so I kind of caress her hand and give her a look
>she pulls her hand away and says, "yes I'm married, I was cleaning all day"
>Tell her that her husband is lucky that she is honest and she even cleans the house
>as I'm walking away I tell her she's the hottest girl I've seen in a long time
>she just giggles and walks away
Not the smoothest talk but that's the first time I've spoken to a woman in a while.