Watch along for the happening: House Clerk

https://www.youtube.com/live/OX2iMnBAt64

MFW it’s 34 anons and one guy from Reuters

• Motion to Suppress the DNA Evidence: DNA isn’t infallible. I’d file a motion arguing that the chain of custody was broken—perhaps the sample was mishandled at the crime scene, lab, or during transport, leading to contamination.

Challenge the Security Footage: Video can be manipulated or misleading. I’d subpoena the full, unedited raw footage and metadata to check for tampering (e.g., deepfakes are increasingly common—AI tools could alter faces or timestamps)

Discredit Witnesses: Eyewitnesses are notoriously unreliable—studies show memory fades, biases creep in, and suggestibility from police lineups can taint IDs. I’d depose all witnesses pre-trial to lock in their stories, then look for inconsistencies

Discovery and Investigation: Demand every scrap of prosecution evidence early. Hire private investigators to scour for alibis—maybe my client was at a mosque, family gathering, or even out of town (GPS from his phone could help, unless it incriminates)