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>"Hey Po the only way to beat Ox man is finding the Mcguffin of the Panda."
>"Oh shit turns out I have a panda family hehe I get to fuck off and be a lazy bitch"
>Meanwhile everyone is dying
>"Po did you find out how to use the Mcguffin power yet?"
>"Nope turns out my dad was lying to me and no one knows how to activate the Mcguffin."
>"But that's okay because even though I've effectively wasted an entire movie dicking around, it turns out teaching that it's okay to dick around was the secret all along! The power was always inside us!"
>"Now my power level is high enough to beat the guy that defeated every single kung fu master because I have the power of dragon spirit magic gained for being true to myself!"

It was shit. It was pretty. But you can use food coloring on a turd and it's still a turd.