Long time poster here that'll participate for the first time, looking forward to it

I saw some product at the grocery store yesterday on an endcap that said "Women owned company!"
They can't even sell you a snack without fishing for sympathy.

Naturally I immediately shat on the floor, called the nearest customer a nigger, then jammed all of the carts together on the parking lot in a vain attempt at making a shopping cart killdozer.

People laughed at me when I would tell them I was an Ask Jeeves guy.
Who is laughing now huh faggots?
HHAHAHAHAHAHAA