>>96328570
This post suggests to me that I didn't make my point very clear, so I'll try again. I'm not saying standard isn't filled to the brim with broken cards. I'm just saying this is what standard is now: spamming broken cards with abilities that would've been considered insane 8+ years ago, whether those cards be rares, uncommons, or even commons in some cases. Design mistakes are basically design inspiration now (e.g., look at how many affinity cards have been released in the past four sets, we even have an artifact land that colorfixes). If you compare something like Bristly Bill to cards printed in OG Tarkir block, the only thing that could hold a candle to it would be Siege Rhino, but nowadays, it's just a decent card that synergizes with +1/+1 counters. Whether you have to kill it or counter it immediately is the bar nowadays for how broken something is, and Bristly Bill can't clear that bar without 7 mana and a sturdy board.
It sounds like you have more issues with standard in general than what I've said, and I'm not gonna tell you that standard is ideal or even good, I'm just saying banning a majority of the things on that like isn't gonna make it any better.