>>83068375
>: IMG_20181004_
>2018
hmm...

>italian american man pulls pizza out of oven
>"oh yea"
>puts some leafs on it
>"oh yes"
>puts some blended up leaf paste on it
>"oh wow"
>holds it up and shows no flop
>"oh that's it"

>>82986666
>Sweet, when does my invitation come in the mail?
it's right here *unzips dick*

>>82847288
imagine if she tried to sit on your lap at thanksgiving and the chair collapsed in front of your family