>Half nigger mutt vegan
>Get married to a bald harry pottr look alike
>She convinces him to cut his nuts off
>He convinces her to get a only fans
>Wife leaves him
>Gets on the gear
Jesus Christ, this is like poetry.

He will end up getting with some chink who speaks no English. She will end up going back to China and not saying anything, then he will just hang himself on a pumpkin vine or some shit. Screencap this.