Teleporters? Hub worlds? Warps to the sourh? Holy shit how soft are we now? We had autists spend literal irl months slaving away to make elk-navigable TL networks between sahara and borea. A 40-minute journey was considered a luxury. You cityslickers got too used to a pampered sahahran lifestyle and have developed an allergy to sweat and toil. Well guess what equator sissies, that kind of prosperity takes time and and hard work. Byz wasn't built in a day. You wanna see your precious elkway again? Grab a pick and get to work.

I havent seen this much autism in ages.
I think touching grass is a stupid fucking meme but you guys need to get off the internet for a while, go plink some metal with .22 or something.