>>64158296
The stick. Can't beat the stick. First and last weapon of man. Can bash ya, stab ya, push ya, all with good range.
Try to break it? Now I've got two potentially sharper sticks.
Burn it? Good job retard, now I've got a flaming weapon.
Got a while before a fight? Get a bunch of sticks, now you can build fortifications. Can dig with the stick. Can't beat the stick.