>>96235257
Because it's Americans and there are only two types over here. Kangz from Niger and Kangz from Niger who name themselves Elijah Muhammed and believe they wuz space Godz and sheeeit and wypippo were created by a mad scientist. Turns out the latter was actually all made up by a Pakistani living in Chicago who was mad about some random shit like being arrested for asking to see bob and vagene or street shitting or something like that. And because American culture is being spread to the rest of the west, Europeans and Canadians often see Africans now as sub-saharan west african bantus. Ethiopians just get left out of the picture.