>>82246772
The alpha/beta dichtomy goes back at least to 2010, way before some fag youtubers started using the term in recent years.. being upset that someone uses a term you don't like is another clear indicator of being a betamax. They are just words on a screen, if you were less beta and thus more comfortable with yourself they would not affect you at all.

>>76511970
Imagine posting all this scaremongering bullshit. Very reddit bro, maybe some new low IQ lifter will fall for it.

>terrible graphics even for 1987
>janky jumping mechanics even for 1987
>its the best platform game of all time
all it took was an original take on making your weapon the same thing as your source of movement. oh and adding the incredible depth to unlocking the secrets.
you can beat this game, but can you master this game?