It will happen when the weather warms, that’s when anons will make their move, plans made a mere month ago look for the signs:
A match will strike but will not light
The spatula and the grill will unite
Paper plates will be dispensed
The ravens will feast
A bear will stay in his cave forever
Idols will speak and move about
Music will play out in a silence that all will hear
Burgers and dogs shall be enjoyed
Frenships made
The police will be called but will not appear
Autism will touch grass