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memegame2 niggas be like:
>global event triggered: “mildly apocalyptic winter breeze”
>effect: -55% crop yield, -10% militancy due to snowfall blocking newspapers
>usa’s economy collapsed after kansas froze and all yankee farmers became unemployed poets
>china responded by building five opium tea houses in tibet, hoping to westernize
>meanwhile global pop militancy rose by +1.4 after frozen beer supplies triggered a world depression in all provinces producing hops. the uk responded by blockading iceland for not exporting warm air
>sorbian reactionary rebels demanded the sun to return
>unhappy kashubian pops attempted to “migrate to somewhere less cold” and all died in denmark
>artisans in tuchel invented gloves. prestige +2
>event fired: “the long chill of 1856”
>event choice:
>1. subsidize hot soup (requires tin, coal, and a little bit of manure)
>2. encourage cultural hibernation (-50% consciousness in all pops named slawomir)
>3. do nothing (demote all pops to fuel)
>ai russia chose the third option