>tfw no chubby cow girl who produces almost 4L of milk on a daily basis to nurse you
My mild lactose intolerance be damned.

When did you realize the only revolver haters are weak pansy men, with weak girly muscles?

We're talking an 8-10lb trigger at most.

Guess they can't shoot very well either, since they never have enough chances to score a hit. And bad hand eye coordination too, reloading always sounds difficult for them.