Thread 64206485

OLD THREAD: >>64193752
>Images (limit reached)

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

No P320's allowed

first

I only intervene when the "bumps" surpass image limit

>>64206485 (OP)
first for andou

RPK-16's soft thighs!

>enter thread expecting femboys
>see foids instead
Day ruined

>>64206581
what did you expect?

>>64206581
sorry anon here you go

God I want a smelly musky haven't-showered-in-a-month female PMC to tongue fuck me at gunpoint!

>>64206621
Imagine this gal fucking your wife.

>>64206661
don't have one, but yeah.

I wish violent women were real...

>>64206682
They are.

>>64206706
Saint Olga is literally the embodiment of the perfect wife

pain

>artist that draws my waifu plans to pick up the pace on the backlog of drawings they owe me since life got a bit less hectic for them finally
>Indonesian, their local area starts having power issues, doesnt want to keep PC plugged in until its fixed so its power supply doesnt get bricked like it has once before
>all the riots start happening on top of this
Fuuuuuuuck. Not in Jakarta where the worst if it all is, so they're safe at least assuming it doesn't significantly escalate, but holy shit the timing of it all

New 'shimi just dropped

>>64206840
Sounds like someone needs a decent power surge backup battery for their desktop or to just get a half decent laptop as backup.
Framework actually released a new laptop with a touch screen+stylus drawing functionality but the CPU/GPU is pretty meh so I'll probably just wait for the AMD or Intel with Iris Xe graphics releases... Or I'll just get 13" model.
[spoiler]Personally I don't really care about touch screens, unless of course your using a stylus it just seems like a giant annoying finger print magnet.[/spoiler]

Anyway what are the Dutch East Indies company islands sperging out about now? I was actually considering spending a vacation there and just riding a mountain bike around Bali or whatever prior, good thing I didn't make this year my travel year.

>>64206958
>power surge backup battery
Problem is they're a college student with an unsteady income in a pretty poor country as it is. Part of the reason they've been able to continue going to college and also pay for necessities is because I've commissioned them so many times over the years, so buying something like that is outside their budget.
>Anyway what are the Dutch East Indies company islands sperging out about now
Government corruption more or less. Indonesian parliament members make like 50x more than the average Indonesian already, then proceeded to vote to give themselves a housing allowance on top of that, AND danced on camera when the vote passed. Protests happened, cops cracked down hard, ran over a delivery driver on his motorcycle that was completely uninvolved and killed him. They've burned down a parliament building and raided multiple politicians homes and stole a ton of their shit.

>>64206958
>Dutch East Indies company

Are anons ready for special derosartisation operation?

>>64207152
Will there be grilled meats?

Sipping wine with older women!

>>64207644
>wine
literally just old-as-fuck grape juice

We're gonna be so back in a week.
>>64207644
Showering with an older woman.

>>64207821
OLD WOMEN
OLD JUICE
THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE

>>64206593
>Shrouded J-Frame
A lass after my heart

Gentlemen, I present to you: Anemone from Kizetsu Yuusha to Ansatsu Hime

>>64208036
I thought it was a fantasy anime. why does she have a gun?

>>64208046
Because that is her skill

>>64208067
no explanation? she just has guns?

>>64208036
Boobies.

>Out of nostalgia start trying to hunt down some of the old ass greentexts I wrote on other boards, stumble across one of the oldest from 2015
>Lactating gentle femdom mom-son incest
God damn, literally nothing changed about my fetishes in at least a decade, kinda neat to see.

>>64208074
Yup, she's an assassin that can summon all kinds of weapons
Also she has huge tits

>>64208079
You heathen

>>64208090
I might have to watch this show

>>64208099
Go right ahead, there's better anime this season but this one is really fun with some great babes

>>64208079
that is quite the nostalgia you have... now share it.

>>64208115
that's why I skipped it, it looked like a pretty trashy harem anime. still is I gather?

>>64208143
It's a fun dumb fantasy anime
I could give less of a fuck about the MC and I just enjoy the girls, especially Anemone.
Granted she's part of what I could consider as one of my types

I found myself a PS/2 keyboard and the keys feel nice and I want to test if it works but I'll have to reset my whole computer and I don't really wanna because it has top like rev up so I'm stuck between holding out on the keyboard or my computer revving up for the next 2 hours

How could you do this to me IBM

>>64208117
I warn you it's kinda shit and related to humanized horse girls, not the Uma Musume kind, I was young and only slightly more degenerate back then.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21967304/#21975835

>>64207902
Do you want to get electrocuted to death? Because touching a drenched T-doll is how you get electrocuted to death

>>64208360
Water isn't as conductive as it is thought to be, salt water far more conductive however. Leyden Jars use salt water IIRC

>>64208374
>salt water far more
**salt water is far more

>>64208360
I'm pretty sure T-dolls are highly water proof, would be pretty shitty if your advanced robot army could get taken out with rain.

Bros.. i think our foxu is in trouble...

>>64208347
Goddamn thats an entire short story

>>64208397
Cute magpies

>>64208376
>>64208385

AA12 is the most badass shotgun there is and it absolutely fucks in Killing Floor.

Weird little fun fact, no one has ever managed to replicate kefir from scratch, shit is entirely a fluke of nature, basically all kefir grains today are the direct descendants of when some Caucasus Mountains cow farmer discovered some weird cauliflower looking things in his milk back and passed them down ever since.

>>64208077
Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye
Türkiye bir numura

>>64208610
https://youtu.be/cfUeOP-rKC8?si=UoqzwfactTtCTYCm&t=126

>>64208610
uuuuUUUOOOHHH I LOVE BROWN ANIME HAGS

>>64208624
if you don't see the joke then you're not a real balkaner, but a balkanboo

>>64208636
YOU ARE WORST TURK
60K KEBABS DED LLOOOOOOOOOOOLL

>>64208610
>tfw you will never breed a woman you also call mommy

>>64208641
can't wait for her canto

Would you give her a hug?

>>64208669
i hate tyranids. they're stupid. either be hyper adaptive, or have numbers on your side. having both and claiming that they basically ate couple of galaxies already is fucking stupid

>>64208641
Why are all of you emasculated faggots?

>>64208675
It was a yes or no question you twat.

>>64208627
I gotta say that I never expected to see R1999 on this board.
Then again, it does have some pretty /k/ girls here and there.

>>64206581
Go be a faggot somewhere else homo

>>64206581
>anime girls
>foids
you are a fucking retard

>>64208753
no.

>>64208697
I have severe mother issues which will never be resolved that can only be vented online.

>>64208697
I'm not
I'd happily breed a woman like that to have strong kids

>>64210030
confront your shitty mom and tell her how much of a pathetic failure she is. it helps more than you'd imagine

>yfw a Japanese GuP fan learned Finnish just so they could leave a message in the guestbook while visiting Parola Armour Museum.
peak autism, I approve

i'm afraid of women, so its easier to feel comfortable around them when they're more mature because they're more outgoing, and they exude more safety
also its cute when they act immature sometimes

>>64210864
would administer headpats

>>64210606
It is a museum worth learning Finnish for

>>64211099
Pazu's the father, right?

yukari... do you have any reference materials for understanding cute arab girls with heavy accents... i'm in love but i'm sorta at a loss...

>>64211434
There's Andou, but I'm not sure if she's more Berber or more Arab

>>64210030
Weirdly enough I have a perfectly normal relationship with my mother, I think I just got exposed to too much incest hentai during my hormonal formative years

KICK DORKS!

>>64211434
>going for arab chicks
>ever
hav fun getting stabbed by all of her male relatives for speaking to her t.scandi

>>64211539
>Implying he isn't American and doesn't live in a blue shithole.
I'll date an insanely pretty MENA girl and if her family tries to kill me they can say hello to Dr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.

>>64211532
>gigastacy molly whops a becky with ease
Damn. A tale as old as time. Poor AN-94

>>64211316

Who else would it be?!

Man, I sure hope the coffe haven't been laced with aphrodisiacs and bodily fluids!

>>64211620
>AN-94 was meant to remain in the labs to gather data through test combat and to never fight under real conditions, but Shaw never explained this to AN-94, who believed she was the first member of the Wolf Pack
>Unwilling to remain a prototype and never fight in real operations, AN-94 challenged AK-15 to a duel in order to prove her worth, but she was squarely beaten due to AK-15's overwhelming specs advantage
>Shaw scolded AN-94 for provoking the fight and regretted making her too human. Shaw's rejection and her inability to best AK-15 drove AN-94 into the Doll equivalent of depression.

Poor Ann

Prescription aviators seem to be making a small comeback, guess we've reached that 30 year trend cycle.

>>64211673
I've used them in the past, and I do plan getting a new one eventually

>>64211672
For burgers, 220cm is about 7'2"

i'm gonna get a gun license
and then i'm gonna buy my cute raifu

>>64211696
Pretty gay to get a license but yeah go for the guns that your favorite girls in anime use or ones that were heavily featured in your favorites

>>64211676
I got some about five years ago and got a few comments on the "Dahmer glasses" so it's kinda funny to see them suddenly start showing up on normies.

>>64211706
this drawing always made me look at her like she's the school bully but has a soft spot for (you) when she offers up a drink

>>64211637
Just making sure this wasn't some NTR thing: seems like one can never trust the internet these days.

>Type "chubby" or "plump" or "husky" or "curvy" into the tags
>Look inside
>Morbidly obese girls
I hate how virtually every term for "just slightly overweight" has been appropriated by landwhales

>>64211496
she kinda read as more berber to me
>>64211539
>>64211559
she's a uni exchange student... also false alarm it seems that she was literally 50% in arabic and immediately pivoted to english when i tried talking to her
i'll keep a mental note to not meet her family

>>64211737
>Being the object of affection of the local female bully
Sounds interesting

>>64211779
Well just be careful buddy.
If you are in some gunless shithole you should probably be careful

>>64211736
>got a few comments on the "Dahmer glasses"
Whew thatd make me pissed.

>>64211775
Fat people consume everything, including concepts.

It's all so weebsome

>>64211856
his hair looks like some type of plant

>>64211871
>his

>>64211802
I knew what I was signing up for when I decided to satisfy my autism instead of asking the salesperson what frames they think look good on my face.

>>64208397
Bears are relatively friendly and they're more afraid of you than you are of them.

>>64211959
I don't think bears are scared of foxgirls, and more importantly it wasn't a bear that did that

>>64211996
Yeah, it's a wolf

>>64212006
Not exactly

>>64211856
>>64211883
Hello Mikadonobro

>>64212008
Do tigers also eat like wolves do?

>>64208397
oh no...

>>64212016
Tigers are some of the worlds most apex of apex predators, some of the few animals that will actively hunt humans, they'll eat everything.

>>64212042
Wtf is she getting fucked?

>>64212080
WHITE GIRLS ____ ____

>>64211775
Firstly: Entirely based taste, very high T. Secondly: I know this struggle well, unfortunately exactly the wrong kind of women have been encouraged by the body positivity movement and shitty friends who will lie to keep landwhales fat but crush actually attractively plump women’s self esteem. I’ve seen girls who have a little pad of belly fat and killer tits and ass who get needled relentlessly by their friends who turn around and tell 400lb grognak that she’s so sexy and beautiful because they hate competition and know that their curveless hips and flat asses can’t beat a woman built like a Greek statue but look way better in comparison to a amorphous blob on legs

>>64211673
Wearing them significantly increases your chances of scoring a hot alien wife.

If I ever get filthy rich I am going to have an full enturage/harem of tall heavily armed female bodyguards dressed in tight form fitting suits!

*chair clattering*

>>64211434
>Wants kebab gals
This could imply the existence of a hot Serbian or Croatian yandere gal who wants to kill the muslim to get you

>>64211757

I'd never. Pazu is clearly Sheeta's one true love and she wouldn't want to bear the child of any other man.

>>64212288
What does her tactical WAH stand for?

>>64211757

I'd never. Pazu is clearly Sheeta's one true love and she wouldn't want to spread her legs for, or bear the child of, any other man.

What sort of guns are these /k/?

>>64208077
Has Balalaika been confirmed to have any marriages or partners in the past? Such a poor scarred hag deserves a family of her own

>>64210864
>so its easier to feel comfortable around them when they're more mature because they're more outgoing, and they exude more safety
Yup. I’m around lots of older women at my work. Really feel relaxed and comfortable talking to them compared to women my age where it feels like I have to walk on egg shells

>>64212845
Flint locks. The second part in front of the lock seems to be a pan for the second powder charge so a traditional flint lock musket.

EVERY FUCKING TIME I THINK WE'RE SO BACK IT GETS DELAYED BY 2 MORE WEEKS! WTF IS THIS MEMESHIT?

>>64212931
could you tell us what?

>>64212931
I feel a great disturbance in the force regarding September 23rd, seriously it's bothering me what is happening on September 23rd?

>>64211781
Now imagine the DEFY school girl gang bullying you into making your house their daily hangout spot.

>>64212931
Well this board's just a chronological oddity, two weeks from everything!

>>64212055
>>64212008

No tiger is a match for 7.62x51mm Ball.

>>64213013
Except for Arkan's Tigers!

>>64212976
Kek.

>>64212860
In retrospective this image is extremely accurate.

>>64212860
I always took it that Balalaika is a spinster.
It wouldn't surprise me if she's fucked at least 20 men

>>64213025
I dunno about that homie, they seem to have a weakness to NATO type weapons

>>64213134
Actually, Arkan's Tigers (paramilitary) was the most organized and professional army out of the big 3 (JNA, Republika Srpska, Arkans Tigers)

When the JNA's soldiers were drunken and unkept, Arkan's men were sober and clean-shaven. Also they backed up RS troops and prevented Republika Srpska from being conquered which is why it's still it's own entity today

>>64212941
>Now imagine the DEFY school girl gang bullying you into making your house their daily hangout spot.
FUCK NOW I WANT THIS ANON

>>64213230
she seems awfully excited about that little sword.
what.. what does she plan to do with it?

>>64212010
henlo

Put in a question filter
41 hits
Hot damn this board must piss someone off

>>64213323
Forgive me... i cannot help but imagine some things..

>>64212937
Eh, just another day. Now have you ever seen a repeating number sequence on a daily basis for months on end? thats when shit gets real.

>>64211711
no the anime girl IS the raifu

>>64211775
Fellow chubby shotgun enjoyer

>>64211775
>>64211845
>How did we end up at the bottom of this slippery slope?
You get what you fucking deserve

>>64213336
Kazuki with long hair is dangerously OP

>>64206485 (OP)
Cute Nui

>>64211775
>>64212104
>reeee slang evolves reeee
its called "thicc" now boomer get with the times

>>64214747
>evolves
You mean "gets appropriated by landwhales". We don't need any more words for obesity when already have so many, yet it keeps fucking happening as soon as the last one is no longer used in reference to actually attractive figures, because they need to cope that they're totally not disgusting slobs
>its called "thicc" now boomer
They've already been making moves on that one for a while now; I wonder what the next replacement will have to be.

>>64214792
>"i like overweight women but im ashamed of it and need special adjectives for overweight to make myself feel better
its ok to like fat women anon stop being a sperg

I think women look beautiful in overalls

>>64214792
Overweight is overweight, you invited the landwhales like the dipshit you are

>>64214747
Yeah but then you get “thicc” girls who are pushing 110 but they have C cups so that totally counts and excuses the fact they’re built like a long rectangle or 330 lbs and thick in the same way an overstuffed heft bag is “thicc”

>>64214869
I find it strange when I see a woman wearing overalls. I can't quite put my finger on as to why... it doesnt bother me any in a bad kind of way but something about it is odd to me. Perhaps because its always been primarily a guys piece of clothing just like suits have been.. or maybe its their particular style? idk but some women do definitely pull it off

>>64214869
You’re a freak and a degenerate!
Kidding, overalls are based as fuck, but I feel like they work best when they lean blue collar or farm girl, especially paired with a tank top

is this /ak/ enough?

>>64215816
Yez

Top five non-joy sparkers of /ak/

5. Weeb Democrat poster
4. Radovan Karadzic
3. Chairforce Schizo
2. al-Bukhari
1. Kancolle spammer

>>64215885
allright then

>>64216229
you forgot me (I'm the yuri NTR poster.)

>>64215045
Frankly I haven't seen a guy wearing overalls as work clothes for a long ass time, overalls seem to be almost entirely a womans fashion item now.

>>64212931
>>64212937
Soon™, after all the peace talks led to a whole lotta fucking nothing from both sides.

how do I spark non-joy? I only post when there is little weebdemocrat activity

>>64216369
Because absolutely no one knows what the fuck your schizophrenic ramblings are even about.

>>64216387
uhhh fine but I do not demand to be understood, all users can go about their business and post their bollocks, even if they are libtarded PoS

>Watching Technology Connections videos on heat pumps, air conditioners, dehumidifiers, etc...
>Everything is just a refrigerator

>>64216319
Depends on where you are i guess. Down here in the country in Kentucky you see a good amount of men and women wearing overalls (myself included).

>>64212055
Yeah but guts eaten first like that is what wolves usually do. Tigers and other feline predators seem to prefer large muscles first, tigers especially being fond of the rump.

>>64216271
No, my boy– you introduced me to the final solution that is yuri NTR. Many sleepless nights I spent wondering, "How do you survive an absolute killing machine like M4 SOPMOD II or deal with life under the domination of RPK-16?" The elegantly simple answer was right there all along: you consent to a yuri ntr. Don't have to worry about razor sharp talons or getting a rib/finger broken when your abuser is being distracted with hot and sweaty, lesbian sex. Feign tears when your voyeur request gets rejected in order to sell the act. If one or both decide that having you in the cuck corner would be more humiliating, it should be easy to jork given their resemblance to human women

>>64216180
>fresh бópщ
Say it in English.
>beetroots
Wat? Do you really expect me to eat this...

>>64216535
It's kinda scary just how useful the refrigeration cycle is

>>64216552
>Do you really expect me to eat this...
I don't expect anything, because I KNOW you are going to eat the Slavslop and you ARE going to like it

>>64216583
but beetroots are gross... I would probably throw up if I ate whatever that mystery soup is. Now a cheeseburger on the other hand.. THATS a meal.

>>64216628
Look, weeb, beetroots are whatever but you're still eating the borscht. Do you want a cheeseburger as a SECOND course? That's great, I'm all for it, no issues. You can have a burgerino *after* you've emptied your bowl of purple Orthodox 'roots

>>64216652
>You can have a burgerino *after* you've emptied your bowl of purple Orthodox 'roots
If thats what must be done in order to actually have a nutritious and delicious meal.. so be it.. but know this, there will be no joy while consuming it. Just disgust.

>>64213075
>she's fucked at least 20 men
Isnt that just the average woman lmao? Hell that would be a low count for many nowadays

>>64216229
the serb guys isnt that bad honestly, far from the worst tripfag we have had

>>64216751
I know he isn't, that's why he's so low on the list

>>64216765
Looks like RPK-16 got a bit carried away with the last woman/T-doll

>>64216739
As fun is it to doom and gloom, not really, statistically speaking the average body count for the majority of people is 4-6 over their entire lifetime and that number hasn't really gone up much, if anything it's gone down with zoomers.
Sluts are just the very loud minority.

>>64217101
>statistically speaking the average body count for the majority of people is 4-6 over their entire lifetime

anon...

>>64217119
>Oh, you found my socials?
What did she mean by that...

>>64217101
Lmao no, not in any first world country

>>64217176
and of course >>64217119 is between these two

>>64217176
Oh.

>>64217119
>>64217154
Provide statistical evidence to the contrary that isn't just tiktoks from collage aged coastal urbanite roasties, individuals engaging in hook up culture dropped down almost 10% between 2007 and 2017, correlating directly with a decrease in alcohol consumption.

>>64216558
On a technical level, your PC's cooling system is effectively just a really small fridge.

>>64206485 (OP)
This wig is very cute

>>64217543
Unless he uses peltier plates, no, it's just a radiator.

>tfw no chubby cow girl who produces almost 4L of milk on a daily basis to nurse you
My mild lactose intolerance be damned.

>>64212452
mitteleuropa girls sorta have evil pussy energy

>>64213848
Every bad thing that has happened in the past maybe 5 years happened right after I jerked it.

Jerking it one day in 2020, close the hentai and find out about COVID-19
Jerking it one day in 2021, close the hentai and find out Jan. 6 happened
Jerking it one day in 2022, close the hentai and find out Ukraine got invaded
Jerking it one day in 2023, close the hentai and find out Israel and Palestine are back at it
Jerking it a few months ago, Pope fucking dies. I still think I indirectly killed the Pope and I've stopped masturbating

>>64217645
Only way I imagine getting permission to marry with a Serb would be murdering some Bosniak in front of the father like a mafia initiation

>>64217667
Masturbate more, we need to accelerate.

>>64217739
NO! every time he jerks it the board gets shit up by shills. the last thing we need is a war with China.

>>64217753
fuck you i want to see the grenade launcher rifles in action
all 2 or 3 of them

>>64217667
Bro similar things happens to me, if I don't watch hentai or Jerk off, everything goes well, if I do, I find myself in deep doggy doodoo. I get turned down for Jobs, I get NCOs Chewing me out, I fail with the ladies.
But when I'm Chaste, everything goes well.

>>64216583
If he doesn’t want it I’ll gladly have it. I’m addicted to eastern euro food

>>64217611
I wanna squish her chubby back and make her giggle

>>64217667
>I still think I indirectly killed the Pope and I've stopped masturbating

>>64217847
They sense the missing semen

>>64217908
It's between me or JD Vance

>>64217667
>Jerk off daily, sometimes twice a day
>Entire world seems to be going to hell
Sorry lads, I'm destroying the world, one mom-son incest fantasy at a time.

>>64217667
The presidential candidate I vote for never wins so I'm able to influence the elections by strategically choosing one of the three losers. To secure Trump's victory, I voted for Kamala and made sure to tell everyone I know she would win for extra assurance that the curse would work. Having revealed this information, I suspect the trick won't work anymore and the universe will now find another way to fuck with me but at least the responsibility of practically choosing Presidents no longer falls upon me

>>64217950
can you warn us next time you plan to jack off, I need to buy ammo and food

>>64218006
>mom-son incest fantasy
At least have some dignity while ending the world

>>64218099
The:
>Universe doing the opposite of what you want
Doesn't work after you do it on purpose. It's the same as the thing with the fake medicine you know what I'm saying?

>>64218116
I'll masturbate again if I get over killing the Pope, also you should already have plenty of those

>>64216652
fun beet fact: it was first discovered that you could produce sugar from beets in the 16th century. However, they only had the process to produce a syrup, rather than refined white sugar.

In the 18th century Prussia subsidized research in cultivated beets specifically for sugar production. They started with beets that only had about a 1% sugar content. In 40 years, through selective breeding, they successfully reached around 6% sugar content. The first factory producing sugar from beets opened in 1801. Within 40 years, 5% of all sugar production came from beets. In another 40 years, more than 50% of all sugar in the world was from beets. Sugar beets today can reach 20% sugar content. A single acre of beets produces numerous tons of refined sugar.
>>64218150
>I'll masturbate again if I get over killing the Pope, also you should already have plenty of those
I do but I need more, just give me some warning ok?

>>64216537
>can never have the girl
>can never have the gun
I'm doing extra hard squats tomorrow boys

>>64218161
Czeck "rum" was specifically made with sugar beets because they couldn't get sugarcane, after communism fell their most common rum brand, bozkov, actually had to legally change it's label since it wasn't legally rum anymore according to Europe, they sometimes got around this by calling it "run" or "um" on the label.

>>64218006
>mom-son incest fantasy
same. i really need to fucking stop though.

>>64218225
>actually had to legally change it's label since it wasn't legally rum anymore according to Europe
According to everyone that stuff isn't rum. It's, at best, neutral spirits flavored with rum flavorings.

Rum is made from sugarcane juice, and when you distill it, you keep some of the tails, which is where most of the distinctive flavor comes from. Those drinks are made from beet or potato and when they're distilled they keep only the hearts (producing an almost neutral spirit) which they then doctor with flavorings to try to get the taste closer to rum.

The company was being actively misleading, right down to putting a carribean trading ship on their label to try to imply that it was carribean rum made from sugarcane juice and shipped over, when in reality liquor made from beets or potatoes is never probably never going on a ship.

Normally I am dead against EU naming laws, but in this case it seems an appropriate use.

>>64218289
Err "the company" was meant to refer to picrel, not generically.

>>64218241
Yeah, it's probably absolutely fucking disastrous for my psyche but fuck it, I've had this fetish for over ten years now so the damage is probably permanent at this point.

>>64218289
Don't get me wrong, I know full well that bozkov is basically just flavored vodka, I just think it's funny that their "solution" to EU labeling laws was often as lazy as just changing a single letter. God bless those silly Czec0jhs.

Gentlemen,
I want AK-15 and an AK-15

>>64218302
Look on the bright side, at least you didn't develop futa brainrot instead

Oh God I just fucking nutted again what's gonna happen now?

>>64218469
Nukes will fly

>>64218396
Tummy

Finally where she belongs.
Don’t worry anon, she can’t hurt you anymore.

>>64218469
Dick falls off
I'm sorry anon, its too late for you :'(

>>64218469
I unironically burned the fuck out of my hand 15 seconds after you posted this. I can't believe you did this to me.

>>64218469
WW3. Nice going fugger

I have been known to jerk 5 times a day on the weekends

>>64218302
Damn. I think I've only had it 7 years at the most maybe 6. Its messed up and the PNC hits hard afterwards but fuck man i don't know what it is but it activates something in my brain. I fucking hate it

>>64218604
A lot of the time with taboo fetishes it's specifically the fact that it's messed up that turns you on. I mean so long as you don't want to bang your actual mother you're fine.

>>64218614
>it's specifically the fact that it's messed up that turns you on
That makes sense I guess but for me I think theres something more there as to why I like it. Maybe its the super fucked up bond between the two and while its messed up its all out of love and with the woman who has been there with you since day 1 of your life. Theres more to it but ANYWAYSSSS thats all I'll say on the matter... i really do need to stop..
>so long as you don't want to bang your actual mother you're fine.
im in the clear regarding that

>>64218710
I mean that's just Oedipus complex at work, the idea that your mother is basically your "first love" taken to it's extreme. I get it man, it's that perfect combination of "this is super fucked up" but with some "this is bizarrely sweet in a messed up way" with the whole womb to tomb sauce, like you're literally a part of your mother effectively, born from her body, you're just returning to your home.

Incest is inherently wrong

>>64218779
why

>>64218779
Yeah? So?

>>64218783
>>64218789
Maybe I'm not deranged enough, but it doesn't sound all to good to fuck your own mother

>>64218794
maybe your mom's just not hot, no offense

>>64218794
lmao, this normie doesn't wanna fuck the hole he came out of

>>64218760
Damn...
>>64218779
yea i know

>>64218798
You're getting sent to Turkey

>>64218800
You're also going to Turkey

>>64218829
Whats in turkey?

>>64218832
hot mothers

>>64218832
muslims so incest by default

Ever hear about the Serbian Godfather?

Made em' an offer they couldn't remove

>>64218979
How bout that Serbs face when he saw the... I'm gonna be honest I don't know enough to add anything.

>>64218993
How bout dat Bosnaks face when he saw the M70?

I'm wid the ARBiH!

>incest bad
these namefags are getting a little uppity, i think.

>>64218560
Make Serbia Great Again!
>>64218855
remove kebab!

>44 posts until bump limit
I shan't intervene. Do as thou wilt

>all the talk about masturbating = bad things happening
>tfw there could be potential tornados later today in my area
Perhaps I shouldn't. Maybe when the storm passes.

>>64219775
Is that what it takes for you to step in?

>>64219779
fapped today, 2 hours later got an rcb alert about heavy winds and rainfall
something is afoot

>>64219779
lol it's peak hurricane season where I am

>>64219785
You wouldn't want me baking either, trust in that. I'm the type of OP to confront everybody about their lack of irony

someone make a "fox Friday" thread

>>64219913
Mommy Milkers Monday.
Tiddy Tuesday.
Woah Momma Wednesday.
Thigh Thursday.
Fox Friday.
Sexy Saturday.

>>64219891
oh..

>>64219779
Lucky

>>64219932
>None dedicated to tomboys
Gay

>>64219932
Tomboy Tuesday

>>64220056
This. Tits are great but 2 days in a row? With Tomboy Tuesday though every day is unique

>>64219932
When every day of the week is special, no days of the week are special. You faggots have ruined life.
>Today is national sponge bath day! Everyone buy a sponge from walmart in celebration! It's also international gay day!

>>64220104
Nobody actually cares about or celebrates those random gay days or pancake celebration days etc. Honestly I don't even know where that stuff comes from or how it gets established.

>>64220142
The same way that
>Mommy Milkers Monday
and
>Tiddy Tuesday
get established. A bunch of faggots declaring it so when nobody asked.

new thread >>64220244
fresh bread: >>64220244
fluffy thread: >>64220244