>>64213848
Every bad thing that has happened in the past maybe 5 years happened right after I jerked it.
Jerking it one day in 2020, close the hentai and find out about COVID-19
Jerking it one day in 2021, close the hentai and find out Jan. 6 happened
Jerking it one day in 2022, close the hentai and find out Ukraine got invaded
Jerking it one day in 2023, close the hentai and find out Israel and Palestine are back at it
Jerking it a few months ago, Pope fucking dies. I still think I indirectly killed the Pope and I've stopped masturbating
>>64217645
Only way I imagine getting permission to marry with a Serb would be murdering some Bosniak in front of the father like a mafia initiation