Oh my dear native speakers, why aren't you answering? These phrases used are all excellent examples of your native abilities right?
Ohhh, don't tell me I don't even need to provide any further argument or context to make you realize just how much nonsense you've been saying? Ohh, that's so embarrassing, are you telling me that all this time you were just some lonely loser virgins who were lashing out because you couldn't owe up to having shit Japanese and just reaching and coming with dumb bullshit to say back? Ohh, when you put it like that it actually makes quite a bit of sense actually...