Helldivers dev here. We hear you! Today we've decided to make the following changes to the game.

- Eruptor banned
- Dragon roaches get anti-helldiver missiles
- More Hive Lords
- Chargers also charge your steam account 0.02 after every successful kill
- Missiles or autocannon rounds will sometimes bounce off enemy armour, even if it has the correct pen
- Stalwart is not shit
- Hellpods will land anywhere, regardless of where your teammate throws it
- Impaler tentacles violate your bussy
- Warbonds double in price
- Any time you die to any to the new big bugs, or if you complain in chat using words that the algorithm understands, it will flash on the screen "Lower The Difficulty."
- If all Helldivers die and a full replacement is required, the difficulty will lower regardless
- Players with weeb or furry profile pictures will be obliterated

This guy slaps your next helldivers update. What do you do?

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>Calling this hvnk 'ugly'