Blobby, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone

Blobby, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your schizoposts right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, and bless this /plg/
Blobby come home
(Blobby, come home)

Blobby, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind

More than a lolcow, you're obese
Too big to forget
Come back 'cause it is feeding time
And forgive me for making you reduce rom
And now my shart is eating the 12 pizza rolls you nom
Somewhere I hope you're reading
My latest three-word poem
Blobby, come home