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>>76472967 (OP)>1 rep unweighted chin-upholy fuck powershitters are fat and weak lmao
please come back bobby we are nothing without you
>>76472967 (OP)thinking bout Laura tonight......
Oopy
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>>76473059ima make that bitch levioooooooooooooosa
>>76473059SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>76473000He's been anonposting for a while now. Especially in the sister thread.
>>76473059Soulless SSRI eyes. How long have you suffered from depression Laura?
>>76473059No way this chick posts in /plg/
2025 Powerlifting Program Tier List
>S Tier (90โ100) โ Elite structure, elite results
5th Set โ 95: Built by lifters who hate weakness.
RTS Emerging โ 94: Custom adaptation or bust.
Nuckols 28 โ 92: Free, flexible, flawless.
TSA Intermediate 2.0 โ 91: Gold standard progression.
DTO โ 90: Volume that builds actual totals.
RTS Templates โ 90: Run it clean or stall forever.
>A Tier (85โ89) โ Smart programming, real results
TSA Premium โ 89: No BS, just strength.
RTS Intermediate โ 88: Thoughtful, adaptable, effective.
Candito 6 Week โ 88: Peaking that works.
Max Aita โ 87: High-frequency, high-reward.
Conjugate (real) โ 87: With a GHR and chalk? God-tier.
LiftVault Hybrid โ 86: Scuffed but deadly.
The Bridge โ 85: BBMโs one useful program.
Sheiko โ 85: Volume from hell, but it works.
MyStrengthBook โ 85: Clean templates, solid outcomes.
>B Tier (80โ84) โ Decent, but wonโt take you far
Nuckols A2S โ 84: Conservative but effective.
GZCL โ 83: Good if you skip Reddit.
SpotoShot โ 83: Bench-focused brutality.
Skynet AI โ 82: Better than your IG coach.
PLTW โ 82: When Reddit still lifted.
Calgary โ 82: Clean design, mid results.
Madcow โ 80: Good once. Move on.
>C Tier & Below (<80) โ Where progress dies
BBM (any) โ 79: RPE purgatory. Afraid of singles.
BBM Powerbuilding โ 78: Trains fear, not failure.
5/3/1 โ 78: Lift like itโs 2009. Minimal work, maximal cope.
Texas Method 4D โ 75, Cube โ 75, PH3 โ 73,
WS4SB โ 72, Darkhorse โ 72, Hepburn โ 70,
Kizen โ 68, nSuns โ 65, Starting Strength โ 65,
Smolov Jr. โ 60, Bulgarian โ 58,
Texas Method Classic โ 50, 5/3/1 BBB โ 45
Donโt see your favorite? Itโs in the trash. Reply if youโre mad.
>>76473866She got the train ran on her by alpha chads at strip clubs for $2000 a pop. Now she feels comfortable around betabux providers because they're safe to be around and gives her the comfort of being around money. That's why she hangs around /plg/. It's full of betabux providers who are too chickeshit to even talk to a woman, let alone touch one; and they waste thousands on powerlifting hobby. This gives her the added benefit of their unbridled autistic attempts at hitting on her, which also gives her the sexual validation in her menopausal years that her husband doesn't.
I am still here had a busy day yesterday and today somewhat. Will post an update tomorrow probably. Today was not bad. Yesterday I missed my AM session due to unforeseen circumstances.
>>76474004Good list. I agree with almost all of it.
>>76474553You didn't know? She also has children.
>>76474004>531cels seething lmao
>>76473059wait is this really Laura?
>>76475097Yes from about 30 years ago
>>76474004is nsuns considered sheiko or 5/3/1 frens? just started lifting
>>76475303Starting strength until 400 wilks and then conjugate
have done 117.5kg x2 , rested for 4 days,and today I attempted 120kg for 2 reps but only did 1 , failed the 2nd rep. What gives bros, any tips ?
>>76475688>any tips ?ask bobby and figgy, they collect them from babies
>>76475695Figgy has 10,000 jars containing stolen foreskins in his basement... He likes to go down there and admire them on the Shabbat
>>76474004What do you think about 5/3/1 for general size/strength for true intermediate gym goer? I don't plan to compete in powerlifting, I'm just interested in becoming bigger and get my SBD + OHP up.
I won't be doing BBB or anything like that. Complete waste of time and made no progress on upper lifts.
I did this for my lower lifts and intend on doing it for the upper lifts next time I run 5/3/1
>First two warmup sets for 5/3/1>Top set for the day>Backoff set 1 (90% of top set)>Back off Set 2 (80% of top set)I feel I'll be able to get in enough volume at an appropriate load. I hit my CNS hard with the top set. Then I back off after to get some more mechanical tension on the muscles. I will choose accessories based off what I think will transfer to the main lifts.
Last tested lifts
Squat: 408lbs
Deadlift: 475 lbs
Bench: 275lbsx3 (Idk my 1rm)
OHP: 155
>>76476065>Idk my 1rmit's 275.
>>76476147Licked his ass.
>>76475203The last person who asked that got a hand on his shoulder. You've been warned.
>>76476406>got a hand on his shoulderw-what?
>>76476174do you have any stories about getting your ass licked?
new candy toe just dropped
>>76476147Ok, I'll take it. What do you think otherwise?
>>76476547i think i miss that fat fuck
>>76476547I think your OHP is weak
>>76476638I think you're weak
Norman khan going into the toilet
>>76472967 (OP)i was gonna write shit for doing just 1
but even 1 is not bad for powershitter
so good job
bar is low these days
because everybody doing low-bar
>>76473843I was lit that night
also I was 24 years old, that was 17 years ago.
>>76477139Was this before or after the stripper arc?
>>76474004What even is a dto?
Sheiko or kingjugate methodology is all you need as advanced depending if you prefer intensity or volume.
> candytoe that high4x6 @ 80% squat right off the bat. There's no balance between volume and intensity whatsoever in that program.
>>76474004I also dialike nuckols 28 programs a lot since it are just individual pieces you can use to make your own program. It still doesn't really peak you or comes up with logical ways to spread squat and deadlift loads.
>>76476065>>76476147100-3-3=94
275ร0.94=292.5
It was almost certainly 290 on that day.
>>76477401Shit! I meant to say รท
275 is the heaviest weight lifted. 275 is his max
This is of course assuming no use of
>suit
>straps
>wraps
>sleeves
>chalk
>belt
>salt
>shoes
>arch
>grip
If not done to the nfl combine standard, then it's actually a max of zero
>>76477414Yeah I don't care about your ideology bud. The day you get X amount for 3 reps is the day your 1rm is roughly Xรท0.94. It just is.
So GYM SHAMAN, lets talk single leg strength and injury.
So i had this knee btfoed 8 montsh ago (operation), came back to lifting but it never really fully healed up. Wanted to up squatting and dling to 2x a week now, but knee is saying no no.
I checked the single leg strength and not only im weak at this, my left leg is way worse than right.
My idea is to stick to squatting and dling 1x a week, than on the other days:
Step ups, poliquins, touchdown squats - everything that involves one leg and is hard (Bulgarians and lunges are easy for me).
Weirdly knee hurts the most at dls, at breaking of the floor (knee extensions).
After injury my leg left is way weaker than my right leg
It would look like this
1 heavy squat day:
WARMUP:
Walking backwards on treadmill
Touchdown squats 2-3x 15-20 reps
1) Low bar squat/w belt
2) Bynch
3) More Bynch
4) Tricep pushdowns
5) Bicep
2
WARMUP:
Walking backwards on treadmill
Touchdown squats 2-3x 15-20 reps
Some ketlebell swings for 3 sets of 6-8
1) CONV DL
2) MORE BYNCH
3) Bulgarians (or someting else?) - before I did leg presses here
4) Lat pulldowns
5) 45 Hip Extensions
3
WARMUP:
Walking backwards on treadmill
Touchdown squats 2-3x 15-20 reps
1) Normally i would do some squat variation here or belt squat/leg press here BUT - step ups, sissy squats?
2) MORE BYNCH
3) Single leg RDL - normally I would do both legs RDLs
4) JM PRESS
5) Bicep
4
WARMUP
Walking backwards on treadmill
Touchdown squats 2-3x 15-20 reps
1) Normally I would do DL variation - banded, deficit, paused etc - dont know what to put in here or keep to the dls
2) MORE BYNCH
3) Normally i would do upperback single arm rows
4) Single leg hamstring curls - thinking of chaning it with single leg knee extensions with squeeze at teh top or poliquins
5) Knee rises
I was also thinking about backward walking sled pulls on the off days? (Have to go to the MMA part of my gym, different building thats why is treadmill for warmups not sleds)
>>76477320>>76477326newfags summer is closing go back to your class
>>76472967 (OP)THREADLY, RELEVANT, and HIGH QUALITY REMINDER for you unlifting ANON CHODEs to post body/lifts and get a trip. Tripping is the only way anyone will believe anything you have to say about anything. And only if you demonstrate at least one of the following:
>A squat in excess of both 2.5 times bodyweight AND 500 lbs>A deadlift in excess of both 2.5 time bodyweight AND 500 lbs>A bench press in excess of both 1.5 times bodyweight AND 350 lbs>A LMAO4PLAET or greater row from the ground>A Log "Press" of at least 240 lbs and 1.15 times bodyweight>A front squat equal to or greater than LMAO4PLAET and 1.75x bodyweight>A body that /fit/ won't roundly criticize (good fucking luck)If you can't manage at least one of these, shut the fuck up, go to the gym, and try harder
>>76478007OFFICIAL, AND CLEARLY ON-TOPIC, /PLG/ RULES (no bitching!):
1.) Do not talk about cutting
2.) Do NOT talk about cutting
3.) An adult male is >190 lbs, and this is an 18+ board
4.) LOLfedders get out
5.) Every fed is a LOLfed
6.) There are no real rules about lifting (except that s*mo is ghey), half-rep all you like
7.) There are no real rules about judging either, enjoy your R E D L I G H T S
8.) You must have vids to prove your lifts
9.) POST LIFTS or GTFO โ The choice is yours.
10.) EAT MOAR โ It is never enough
11.) Your program is shit, no exceptions
12.) Powerlifting is not a sport.
13.) Pulling s*mo is an admission of fundamental weakness, ontological incompetence, and likely fatherlessness
14.) FIGGY is not a fraud
15.) FIGGY is not a felon
16.) FIGGY IS NOT A JEW
17.) Grow a beard
18.) Phoneposters get The Rope.
19.) Everyone stronger than you is on sterons. Everyone weaker than you isnโt trying hard enough.
20.) Try harder
21.) You must squat >2.67 times bodyweight AND have an unblemished boxing record to bully FIGGY
>>76478010UPDATED LIST OF PLG APPROVED ACRONYMs (Arcane CipheRs Of Never Yielding Masculinity). Post, but don't spam, in every thread.
>GDE (Genetic Dead End)Exercise low-responder. High injury rate, no sports background, weak willed.
>OGD (Obese Genetic Dud)A GDE that tried to cope by getting fat. Did not get stronger. Look at him and laugh.
>SUMO (SUbhuman MOron)Too stupid and/or genetically deficient to just bend over and pick something up. Copes through a combination of clowning half reps and eating butt.
>UFO (Under Fed Organism)Adult human male weighing less than 200 lbs. Throw food at them until the problem is remedied.
>VOLEM (Voluntary Evermediate)Late beginner, early intermediate. Panics when the bar gets heavy. Program hops, works on technique, or sabotages recovery as an excuse to not progress.
>BONER (Bench Only No Effort Retard)Wants to have the admiration and ego of someone who lifts, but doesn't want to get the squat or deadlift of someone who actually lifts. Copes with a combination of bench press and autism.
>LARPER - Lamely Accessorizing Retard, Performance Essentially RubbishWants to be a powerlifter without actually lifting or trying hard. Buys $800 in clothes and accessories to dress the part. Stuck at a 400 kg total. Widely loathed.
>FAGIT (Freakishly Adept Genetically, Incredible Total)Strong from birth, never had to work for it. Still works at it, just to ULTRA MOG GDEs even harder. Hated by everyone, but they can't really do anything about it.
>JANITOR (Just ANother Ineffectual Twig, Obviously Retarded)Complete assclown and permanent virgin.
>TCHAD (Tries Consistently Hard All Day)The Isleys, MAs, and other guys with average genes who actually like competing and getting stronger.
>TWIT (Third World Idjit Tard)Smelly unAmerican FOREIGNER who lifts in the futile hopes it will make him matter like AMERICANS matter
Why is figgy autistically reeeing
>>76478011R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
>>76477470Where'd you find that equation? What's it called? Anything good articles to learn more about estimating 1rm?
More Norman khan splurting out right now
I feel like I have been on the toilet a lot lately
>>764782450.94 is the numeric form of 94%.
You multiply something by 0.94 and you 94% of it. You divide something by 0.94 and you get what it is 94% of.
The 3% rule tells me the following:
>1rm = 100%>2rm = 97%>3rm = 94%>etc with a little less precision every timeSo if he gets 275x3 then I know it's his 3 rep max, which = 94% of what he can lift, so I divide by 0.94 to see what it's 94% of, which is his 1rm.
I hope that makes sense.
>>76478245RPE Chart or any max calculator
3@10 = 92~94% of max
>>76478256Would you say that you have diarrhea today?
>>76478370Obviously he would not. He calls it Norman Khan.
>>76478493yeah but is it Norman Khan (loose and runny diarrhea edition)
>>76476065programming advice?
post s/b/d@bw+height
>>76475688you're supposed to do some volume and bodybuilding fluff in between max attempts
The last time I stopped working out for a prolonged period of time (~2 months), I started suffering pretty bad lower back pain when getting back into it, to the extent that I had trouble bending over to tie my shoes. This cleared out after maybe 6-8 weeks and I didn't have any pain after that
Right now I'm going through it again - Had a longer layoff, now back at it again and after overdoing it a little in my first squat session, the pain is back
Anyone here who dealt with a similar problem? What could be the cause? I know that when it first happened I likely injured my back doing work around the house, but why did the pain suddenly disappear and then reappear when I stopped hitting the gym?
And what could I do to speed up my recovery, so that I can go back to lifting heavy without feeling like a cripple afterwards?
Thanks in advance
Why are you guys saying 3rm is 94% 1rm, that's insanity. My 3rm is closer to 85-90% of my 1rm.
>>76479224Whenever I get lower back from squatting, it is because I wasn't bracing properly. Do you use a belt? I think it is wise to ease back into heavy lifting after a long layoff, you want to make sure that you get your technique dialed in again.
shame Bobby isn't here. I only have myself to talk to (and the characters that I make up)
>>76478286Ok, interesting. I've heard estimated 1RM with anything more than a 5RM isn't very useful. I can understand why.
>>76479380I do use a belt, and I do realize I should've gone lighter, trying to rush things is a bad habit of mine.
The thing is, I don't think it's a technique thing - I've had layoffs before that didn't affect me too much and I could get back into things pretty quickly. And under normal circumstances I don't get any pain at all, even if I have a shitty day and my technique sucks.
What perplexes me is the way that the pain suddenly disappeared _completely_ for almost a year (making me think it was just a one-off incident caused by a minor injury) and then suddenly came back. Maybe my back strengthened to compensate and as I lost that strength the pain came back?
>>76479401 (You)
Everyone here is a character
>>76476638>>76476547He's right desu
Usually not worth remarking upon but you did say you want to grow it
>>76479358It's not insanity for me. It's just how it works. To me not getting a 5th rep at 88% of your 1rm sounds insane.
Maybe our muscles are different. Maybe I'm better at repping and you're better at maxing. Maybe one of us is just wrong.
>>76480493Gravity doesn't make any sense if you really think about it.
>>76480493that's simply not true
>>76477595Yeah, this looks good. Day 3 is when I'd do bulgarians with a barbell. You really need to do this imo to both judge and evaluate your progress in correcting the instability. Also consider adding more movements to your warmup as the training cycle progresses.
A complete sissy squat is going to take a while to build up to. To re-develop structural integrity in the joints I'd focus on implementing isometric holds of partial positions.
Another thing to consider is (sumo). Just don't cheat the rom and you'll aid in the re-development of power in your legs.
>>76480888fucking trips hahahah get fucked figgy fat gay jew bitch
>>76480888>>76479684>figgy is a jewThe Fact Checkers are saying that this is TRUE. See
>>76475829 for more details.
Blobby, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone
Blobby, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your schizoposts right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, and bless this /plg/
Blobby come home
(Blobby, come home)
Blobby, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a lolcow, you're obese
Too big to forget
Come back 'cause it is feeding time
And forgive me for making you reduce rom
And now my shart is eating the 12 pizza rolls you nom
Somewhere I hope you're reading
My latest three-word poem
Blobby, come home
>>76481188post body with timestamp (and lifts)
>>76479358Newer lifters who don't practice 1RMs much I guess.
>>76479224I've had limited lower back pain. The cause is very likely in your overall mobility. You have a deficiency somewhere but it would be impossible to tell where based on what you wrote.
Honeslty I would assume overactive quadriceps and underactive hamstring and glutes. Because the majority of people suffer from that. A solution to it would be doing good mornings with proper form, reverse hyper with proper form, stiff legged deadlifts would also be good although are more technical. Really try to activate those glutes and hamstrings.
The problem is that when you lift objects you are likely subconciously rounding your back since your body has adopted to throwing your back into everything due to weak glutes / hamstrings.
>>76479652> Maybe my back strengthened to compensate and as I lost that strength the pain came back?Could be unsolved tendinits. If you stop using the muscle the pain goes away because the inflammation disappears. But it will mean if you start training again the pain will resurface. If that is the case you want to do some low intensity back work. Things such as high rep back extension machine. Doing 15-20 reps at a low weight, making sure that the pain you feel will be minor.
After a while it will heal and disappear but the minimum / moderate amount of exercise below pain threshold of 3-4/10 is needed for it to actually heal.
> how long? Could be a month if you know the exact cause and target it properly. More likely 2 or 3 months.
no
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>>76479224is getting back imaging not an option
>>76481250And old lifters who don't cheat.
>>76477139whats the newest lore on plate talk? did admins (You) schizo out and delete it?
>>76481569It's not serious enough to warrant going to Urgent Care, so I'd have to get a recommendation (dunno the proper English term for it) from my doctor, and the waiting list would probably be long enough that the pain would be gone by that time
My checkup is coming up, so I can ask but I wouldn't bet on it. Especially since I mostly expect to be told "you squatted heavy after a long layoff, you probably pulled something, what did you expect?" (fair enough desu but not exactly helpful)
>>76481263>If you stop using the muscle the pain goes away because the inflammation disappearsThat would make sense, but the first time it happened I just pushed through it and it disappeared after a few weeks, and came back after I stopped working out for a prolonged period
It might be mobility, as you said since, when present, the pain is the worst down at the bottom of the squat. I guess it would make sense as "poor mobility causes pain, as mobility improves with continued exercise the pain disappears"
Okay guys more Norman khan slipping out into the toilet stink factor 5.0/10
>>76477139You look even better today mommy
i have a cold again i keep getting sick :(
like every other month or so :(
Rest day today... going to spend the afternoon writing romantic sonnets for my sweet princess, Laura... le sigh..
>>76482909Figgy just got his booster the other day when he was on his way home from Temple
>>76483123you're Bobby, I'm not Bobby, you piece of shit. Laura would never love Bobby.
>>76483167>you piece of shityep, it's blobby
>>76474004>BBMGo ahead and post a 225 bench for me
>>76483396smiggy just competed.
I bet he cramps in the car ride home
>>76478010>14.) FIGGY is not a fraud>15.) FIGGY is not a felon>16.) FIGGY IS NOT A JEWMethinks the Jewish Lady doth protest too much.........
>>76483255>yep, it's blobbyt. Blobby aka Dark Bobbu
>>76472967 (OP)hey figgy, what is the best program for a young guy to do in order to get physically ready for his Bar Mitzvah?
hebe shit in my fucking general?
bw: 200.8
height: almost 5'8
scent: none
music: none
sumo 5x4 405
sumo hold at knees 2x30sec 225
dips 3x20 2x30
lat raise hold 3x30sec 20
Today was good I'd say. No real pain, just building back up. Knee, hip flexor and glute is still not 100%, but much better than it was before. Still need to keep working on rehab, but its getting harder to notice anything is wrong in training. Afternoon sprinting was good. Added a few more plyos and did a few short flys to warm up. Sprints were 40/40/80/100/100/80 (all meters) with 90 sec-3 minutes rest between sprints. Hit an okay 5 second freestanding handstand after sprinting too.
BW: 90 lbs
bench: 430 lbs
squat: 705 lbs
dl: 820 lbs
>>76484435Mirin. What's your rom like
Ahhhhhhhh ahhhhh. AHHHHHH this ramen gave me Norman khanarrhea
I repeat Norman khan is exploding out in liquid Norman khanarrhea form
>>76472967 (OP)hey Mr. Figgenberg, my neighbor seems to have misplaced his dreidel, do you think it would be alright if he borrowed one of yours? We all know you have quite an extensive collection
>>76484558always deadlift conventional, squat ATG and i exclusively so larsen press with no arch
and i never use a belt/straps/suit/chalk btw
>>76483632Migrate to Israel + PH3
Now, if FIGGY were a jew, would He have saved the thread from Page 10?
BW: 300 lbs
bench: 431 lbs
squat: 706 lbs
dl: 821 lbs
>>76485928hey figgy, you left your menorah in my car again
>>76482135>My checkup is coming up, so I can ask but I wouldn't bet on it.it's worth a try imo, you could be further damaging a disk or something
idk where you are but waiting list on my third world country was like three weeks
>>76486402There's also the problem of me going back to uni a week or two after the checkup, so waiting times are more of a problem than usual
Good news is that the pain has subsided a fair bit since I made that post.
I also had a heavy upper body day, which included standing overhead press and seated cable rows, on both of which I expected pain but had none. So the anon who theorized about mobility was likely right and the irritation only happens in a heavy stretch, like at the bottom of a squat
I'll try to ease back into lower body work with lighter pause reps and I'll incorporate some stretching until it heals
Fuck a Jewish girl for Figgy
>>76481188Beautiful
>>76472967 (OP)Anybody here messed around with bicep strength training?
Iโm doing double progression on barbell curls, starting at 3x8 =24> 4x8 =32> 3x10 => 4x10 => add weight and repeat
Iโve been pretty stuck at 130 3x8, only way I can do 4x8 is if I wait 3+ minutes between sets
>Phase 0 โ True Beginner (0โ3 mo)
Programs: GZCLP (T1/T2), Starting Strength
DOTS: <200โ275
Learn bracing, bar path, and movement quality. Add 5โ10 lb each session. Bench starts with the bar, squat ~95 lb, deadlift ~135 lb. Move on when lifts are consistent.
>Phase 1 โ Novice (3โ6 mo)
Programs: Full GZCLP, GreySkull LP, Linear 3x5
DOTS: 275โ325
Volume builds work capacity and strength. Optional 4-week JACKED block. Deload every 4โ6 weeks. Bench ~1x BW, Squat ~1.5x, Deadlift ~2x.
>Phase 2 โ Early Intermediate (6โ12 mo)
Programs: Greg Nuckols 28, 5th Set Beginner, Candito Linear+Peak
DOTS: 325โ390
Introduce RPE, backoffs, and weak point work. Bench 1.25x, Squat 1.75โ2x, Deadlift ~2.25x.
>Phase 3 โ Intermediate Volume & Peak (1โ2 yrs)
Programs: 5th Set, Nuckols VolumePeak, Candito 6-Week
DOTS: 390โ440
Alternate 12โ16 week hypertrophy and intensity blocks. Bench ~1.5x, Squat 2โ2.25x, Deadlift 2.5โ2.75x.
>Phase 4 โ Advanced Periodization (2โ3 yrs)
Programs: TSA Intermediate 2.0, RTS Emerging, Sheiko
DOTS: 440โ490
Structured comp lift frequency, variation, and block planning. Bench ~1.75x, Squat ~2.25x, Deadlift ~2.75x.
>Phase 5 โ Elite (3+ yrs)
Programs: RTS Custom, 5th Set Advanced, TSA Premium
DOTS: 490โ550+
Macrocycle planning, precise RPE, strategic weak point rotation. Bench 2x, Squat 2.5x, Deadlift 3x BW.
If you disagree you are probably a genetic dead end.
if I post it for the millionth time it'll be believable.
hopefully someone will bite so we (and I mean myself) can argue
Youโve already bitten, champ. Youโre in here announcing your game plan like itโs some 4D chess move, but all youโve done is tell everyone youโre desperate for attention. Congrats, youโre the fisherman who throws his line in, reels it back, and brags about how good the bait is while starving on the dock.
Step up.
>>76486808>I'm runningdoubt it
>>76486808>entire day dedicated to high volume>25 reps
>>76486892Bro, your accessory work???
>>76486402Waiting lists in ''1st world european'' countries are longer than that lmao.
Not fasting today because I have a doctors appointment tomorrow and don't want to mess with anything
>>76486743Thanks grok. By dots I'm intermediate. By multipliers I'm elite. What program should I use
Had two hot pockets, two bowls of ice cream, two moon pies, and maybe something else today. Might have room for a third bowl of ice cream. We need to start recommending people get a velocity tracker if they are going to use RPE. I have noticed the more objective measures people have in their training, the more successful they are. I feel like RPE allow people to bullshit their training too much.
>>76488233yeah lets take training advice from someone who lives off of hot pockets and ice cream. This general is fucking retarded
>>76488304post body/lifts
>>76488304what do you have against frankenbobby?
>>76488324post boobs/tits
>>76488233No pizza bites?
>>76488339Legend has it Frankie has tapped out
>>76482253
>>76488406couldn't think of a second thing?
>>76488764can't see your penis when you look down?
>>76488233Trip on smiggy, you're hogging right about what you're saying tho.
I possess the blood of kings, oink before you speak to me
>>76488773
>unprompted, starts thinking of penis
hi there blobby
scale status?
>>76488001One of them new AI programs
Would you rather have
>99% white genes, the rest arab & sub Sahara Africa
>50% Jewish genes, 50% white, zero other
>>76489708I would rather be full on jungle or desert than any amount of parasitic worm person.
Currently excreting a small amount of Norman khan
Today fucking sucked, i hate dling after squat day or squatting after dl day.
Gonna keep it 1 day training 1 day rest
2x trianing 1x rest is not for me
felt slow, felt tired
215kg x1, 190kg 4 sets later
spoto press
rdl
jm press
incline curls
>>76489314Bobby is being rebuilt... A mad engineer is turning him into MechaBobbu. WE ARE ALL IN GRAVE DANGER !!
If there is a dark bobbu, is there dark gobu?
ayo Dat bitch be dark asf ya feel
>>76491017Yes, Dark Gobu is skinny and sexy... she's a real man-eating vixen...
laura vs gobu in arm wrestling?
>>76491413my sweet angel Laura would destroy gobu
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>>76491413laura vs gobu in leg wrestling?
my sweet angel Laura would get her butthole blown out
bw: 198.8
height: almost 5'8
scent: none
music: none
bss pause 4x30 105
chin-up hold 3x11sec
nordic hold 4x22sec
wide pull-ups 3x4
hip flexor stretch 5x30sec
dips 1x30
front raise 1x8 25
hiit 5 minutes
Today went pretty well all things considered. I had to cut my training session short, but I only really missed a little hiit, some dips, and front raises. Squats felt good in all three problem areas. Everything is not 100% healed, but its getting there. Will be able to keep adding some volume to rebuild squat and deadlift. Not much else to report. Found a lot of good youtube vids today too so that is nice. They had US junior mens gymnastics this weekend so I have been watching a lot of them plus some calisthenics interviews in the park.
>>76491500erm ackshually laura is my sweet angel. you, on the other hand, don't have any sweet angels. you are certified angelless. sorry, lil nigga. better luck next time.
>Racism outside of /b/.
Go away, Robert.
>>76491545Back to child male weight now.
Where's Big Rick when we need him?
Eating pizza bites.
They're these little pizza snack things.
I'm not living, I'm just killing time.
Is there any good reason to do more than SBD and Arms?
Leg day: Squats
Chest day: Bench Press
Back day: Deadlift
Arm day: Curls and Pushdowns
Maybe missing shoulders but honestly big shoulders are kinda ugly and make your arms look smaller.
And just like that, more Norman khan is coming out into the toilet
Who has the biggest OHP in /plg/?
>>76493021How about a row to balance the BP?
>>764930779 405
smg 300
no one else does it
Who can do the most pushups
>>76493387Who can do the third most pull ups (FIGGY and WEEMS are the top two obvs)
>>76493998how many pull ups can you do?
I played one of those newfangled crpgs called wrath of the righteous and let me tell you, it was so, so homo. Very homo and very bad and very sick.
>>76494592>Noodle arms>Fat>SwoleBobby?
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT 500 WILKS EVERYONE WE CAN DO THIS
>>76493998neither of you have ever put a baby in pullups
and that's a good thing
Little training update
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Uh0X-q3yhvg
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fBpnRaFTUUw
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UNcu-7UfRE0
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yNVxIIeEr9U
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/plnLisPqLlg
>>76493021Other lifts/exercises are more fun than benching and doing curls
>>76486743>Bench 2x, Squat 2.5x, Deadlift 3x BW>500 dotsLmao no
>>76495463an absolute beast
>go to a concrete floor
>pick up stainless steel
>drop stainless steel on rubber mat
>take time out of life to constantly do this
>call it "natty"
You are a tranny masquerading as a nomad and your dilators come in five pound increments.
I don't know what those words mean
>>76495835Bro, if 2ร bench / 2.5ร squat / 3ร dead is โimpossibleโ for 500 DOTS, youโve basically admitted youโre fat. At 150โ180 lbs those numbers blow past 500. The only time they donโt is when youโre carrying so much fluff DOTS starts penalizing you. Thatโs not a program problem, thatโs a body comp problem.
>>76495463I have such a strong overhead but my bench is so bad. I was doing sets of 6 between 100-115kg today
>>76496369hi. i'm 140 lbs. i am close to those numbers. my dots is under 400. feels like a rigged system
>>76496791they're not easy lifts
>>76496369except it's actually the complete opposite you stupid fucking retard
>weigh 400lb>bench 800>squat 1000>dead 1200>have lower dots than some 180lb kid benching 360stop giving advice dumbass
bw: 198.8
height: almost 5'8
music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5wyC7mOSP4
scent: none
squat 5x5 365
sumo dl hold 2x1 30sec 225
sumo overcoming iso 1x1 30 sec
back extension 1x5 235
dips 1x30
lat raise 1x18 20 1x8 25
Finally a below average squat session with no pain or anything. Nothing else notable to report. Afternoon training was good too. Hit two good handstands in a row, straddle l-sit is coming along. Healing is going well. I had something about my biceps I am working on and something else too, but I forget when I go to write it in my logs.
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>>76496369thats not even 450 dots wtf are you talking about? I'm at those numbers and im at ~400 dots
Try like 2.5x bench 3x squat and 3.5x deadlift and you might get 500
Baseball is a cool sport because of stats. Imagine if powerlifting had stats like time between lifts, measured range of motion of lift reported in cm, average bar velocity during the ascent, an asterisk for if they used a variant on the lift, feet angle, etc.
Some of you have poor proprioception and it shows
>>76496016That makes you a newfag because otherwise you would know that this website is home to a transgender community with a non-trivial population.
Dilation is an activity that MtF transgenders must routinely undergo after having bottom surgery. The body treats the loss of penis and testicles as constituting a wound and acts every moment to close it. To fight back against this the individual must insert a dildo into their surgically-constructed vagina.
>>76490941@0:11 - white thong is clearly visible through fabric despite no elastic deformation in the leggings, and camera distance.
welcome back fat fuck
scale status?
>>76497043>>76498447Newfags are especially easy to bait into doing what I want them to do. By the time they realize they were tricked itโs already too late.
>>76498518Lol 3 days? Yeah 3 days. Deuces lil brown zoomerito.
>>76498523don't you need to go pick your kids up from school, gramps?
>>76498531Do you feel in charge?
Why yes, I am currently excreting Norman khan
warned for offending a janny LMAO
did that hit a little too close to home?
ban me fag
>>76498658That can be arranged.
>>76498707good shit big rick you're doing god's work deleting jaks from plg. you're so frickin based.
Besides Pana, are there any powerlifters to learn bench from? Any good specialists? I see there's some japanese dudes putting up huge numbers benching but their channels are untranslated.
>>76498923Yeah, dumbass - Mark Rippetoe!
>>76498923Chris Duffin I think they usually do.
>inb4 alan thrall
>>76499428>alan thrallWhat's he up to these days?
>>76499432he was cancelled when he was posting some pro Trump videos
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I love women so much it's unreal.
>>76500001you tried
diddlies and bench today. diddlies make me want to sleep (even tho i rarely get any sleep that might be the reason as to why im so worn out)
Hey Smigmund, what's your Subway gains sandwich config?
FIGGY yet once again rescuing the thread from page 10. Say thank you
>>76502232I could have been free from this suffering, yet you bring it back.
>>76502280Suffering builds character
>>76502287My character is 1 sorc 4 pal 1 sorc 10 rdd & sorc rest of the way, did you know mage armor from shades stacks?
>>76501036I haven't been to Subway since 2023 though
>>76502387Thank you and good morning!
>I haven't been to Subway since 2023 thoughWhy not?
>>76502387>Calorie diet 4000
>>76502414started bringing my lunch instead for superior macro profile and much cheaper
>>76502441it's 5000 now
Looks like he's posting on other boards now
>>>/tv/213670303
>>76502232once more, you didn't do dick shit
>>76502227
>>76502444>started bringing my lunch instead for superior macro profile and much cheaperDo ya mix it up, or eating the same lunch every day?
>>76503367pretty much always spinach and rice but different proteins-- tuna, salmon, chicken, beef.
>>76503660>>76503671>spinachProbably my favorite veggie, it's so versatile. I like it with Eggs and sandwiches, too.
Thanks again, Smigs
ALERT ALERT
Norman khan disposal in progress
ALERT ALERT
>>76478503Thatโs called Norman khanarrhea
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cXr0eKUTOXo
190kg on the power jerk just freakish. 10 more kilos to go
Does this guy shit every day? Jesus.
did justin kimcel quit lifting?