>create the most popular game to ever exist
>sell it to microsoft because reasons
>move to the US to live with celebrities you have nothing in common with
>watch your life's work get bastardized and you can do nothing
>realize nobody cares about you anymore
>become depressed twitter addict desperate for attention
>try to recapture minecrafts fame with shitty projects that fail because nobody cares
How do you fuck up this bad?