>>518914796
*Zaps your dick in a 7-11*

Use some real anecdotes here. This is RUMINT. It's all we have to go on.

Why are my ears popping randomly and sometimes getting shortness of breath when I'm asleep

>>512882721
It's very long distance. I've been hit on a plane halfway over the Atlantic. I have trouble believing it's anything but a constellation of defense satellites.

>>512318125
>or are you just guessing it is a long distance attack?
I've been outside cell phone coverage and gotten hit. I've been on a plate over the Atlantic, and I got hit. It's not caused by a van parked on your street. It's caused by fuckin' satellites or something.

>>511409136
It gets worse. If you go after the top, they'll sic a monitoring system on you that causes Havana Syndrome.