>>941020417

dude my life is in shambles

I'm homeless and I call myself Johnny Neptune and I extort donut shops

I'm in a complete fucking shambles right now

PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, OH WISE ONE.....

(And when you're done, come to Atlanta and I'm going to teach you how to deep throat a big Coke can cock like you've never seen one before)

If you'll notice I never brag about my penis

But you would be surprised if you knew how many women told me it's like a Coke can

Not joking

Why do you think I got so much pussy, little boy?

So come to Atlanta, hoping your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise