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>>Men I'm curious why would you avoid dating or marrying artist women?
ok, imagine being a guy for a second
>wake up early from a nightmare about an old job
>get artist sister's abandoned dogs out of their kennels so they can run, eat, and potty
>try to use a spreadsheet for budgeting on your expensive AF phone, can't, get bombarded with ads
>my chinese importium shitbox of a car makes suicide-inducing expensive noises on the way to the store
>cussing myself out thinking about all the plastic tabs I'm going to have to break and replace to fix it this time
>buy eggs, coffee grounds, white vinegar, tang, corn syrup solids and hydrogenated oil "coffee creamer"
>total: $65 fucking dollars
>boomer mother calls me on the way home
>she wants to know when I'm getting a house, a gf, when I can send her more money to pay her back for raising me, and what a furry is (as if her 5 times divorced swinger self is clueless about freaks with fetishes)
>joke and confuse her by saying it's how modern artists stay funded
>unemployed 6th husband shouting something about boots in the background
it was over before it even begun