/b/ is pretty slow and poor today, so let's have a chat.

I'm an old, white, retired engineer resident in the middle of the UK. Married, no kids, house, cars, hobbies, toys. I have no claim of wisdom, but I have been on the planet longer than, I guess, all of you.
I'll answer all questions honestly (assuming no doxx) and give straight opinions. I reserve the right to ignore trolls.

So let's have a chat. Anything you like. Love, sex, death, engineering, whatever. Over to you