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Vamos ver esse tal de cristianismo:
Humanos precisaram escrever os tais "escritos sagrados" com papiro e tinta fabricados por eles.
Humanos precisaram pregar esse monte de idiotices dos tais escritos sagrados para camponeses analfabetos l.
Um império feito de humanos teve de meter a espadada em quem não aceitava o tal Jesus.
Humanos tiveram de construir as igrejas e monastérios para louvar esse tal Jesus.
Humanos tiveram de, 1500 anos depois do tal Jesus (se é que existiu), fabricar barcos, bíblias e ir pregar essa joça na América, África subsaariana, sul da Índia e Ásia, que nunca tinham ouvido falar do tal Jesus por 1500 anos.
Humanos, com a ciência desenvolvida no iluminismo, tiveram de fabricar as bombas capazes de trazer o Apocalipse para a Terra (já que Jesus nem para explicar física, biologia e química para seus fiéis).
Ao contrário, disse a seus fiéis para não lavarem as mãos antes de comerem.
(Teve tempo para lavar os pés de adolescentes pelado, mas não para explicar biologia básica)
Para que serve esse tal Jesus afinal? O que esse tal Deus faz exatamente??
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Jesus was a palestine pedophile schizo with a God complex.
>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.
>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.