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Literal nightmare. Can you imagine some /erg/ anon plays with you and you have a good time and you get close and eventually he asks you to have dinner with him. You think he's asking you on a date so you put on your best dress and shoes and it turns out he's trying to get you to become a bro. He starts talking to you about fantasy football and yelling chug chug chug instead of plap plap plap. He starts giving you advice on how to play Raider and then asks if you read the latest One Piece chapter and if you haven't he'll show after you get done lifting and playing pick up basketball with the boys.