Thread 542421617

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
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>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
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>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
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>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
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>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
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>Interactive Map
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>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
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>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>542331434

gg wandering sissies

like, whatever, dude?

GG D5 Adel.
1k damage with mighty shot, not bad.

>>542421826
Sissies are cute!

>>542422447
Agreed. I'm glad erg is full of cute girls.

>>542422568
The cutest

>>542419810
Cute!!!!
>>542419989
SYBAU

>>542421826
>>542422447
>>542422568
>>542422921
>>542423114
kys rape victim porn addict

wow that was probably the worst run I've ever had with the password
the recluse was literally 3bar'ing every 10 seconds, what depth are you?

2 questions about ED bugs please help

1. how do I reliably dodge the big gnoster red rain? I try to surge sprint and I run out of sprint. I try to normal sprint and move perpendicular to him but I still get hit by like 4 of them randomly which is enough to kill me. What is the actual intended way to dodge this?
2. how do I reliably dodge the red airstrikes animus does? If I surge sprint I run out of stam and the last one kills me. If I normal sprint I get chipped by the small ones which is enough to kill me.

what am I missing?

>>542423341
What's wrong with being a rape victim

>>542423451
Please don't post her name

>>542423618
Anon is implying that being a rape victim turns you into a gay porn addict

>bro just run multiple 'taking damage causes X buildup' debuffs, they proc once every 10 games MAYBE
>do it
>every single night lord has a multi hit attack that procs all effects at once causing me to get one shot
>it's literally the only reason why i die during night lord fights
fuck the youtuber with the giant nose for saying that

>>542423860
if you're playing trios who cares
it's obscene how easy trios are, people can 3 bar 5 times and the run still keeps going

i died because i was hitting my shadowplay shortcut...
kill me

>play d4 random queue
>get ed caligo
>have insane run with randos, end day1 lvl 12, shred through every boss
>day 3 boss fight comes, know ed caligo moveset perfectly.
>have insane hyper fire dps wylder build with black flame on charged r2 with increased incantation duration +100
>completely shred through caligo, cancel his arena frostbite aoe phase transition with my ult and proceed to break his armor while no hitting everything
>one random dies a whopping 5 time, the other one 3 times (both 3bar at same time)
>end up burning through all my 6 flasks through random frostbite shit and having to rez teammates (dont have ult to cancel 2nd arena frost aoe phase)
>barely win the game with 0 flask and 1hp

why are randoms like that

>>542423860
I only run poison on hit. My third relic ended up having poison resist which is pretty funny.

>>542424032
You can hand a rando a godrun with a skilled player and they'll still fumble it while blaming you

>>542423451
We were all dogshit desu, you were the hardest fucking tard to rangle, please don’t ever try to route again.

>>542423647
sludge merchant

>>542423531
1. i surge sprint and then find gaps to regain stamina in, you just gotta feel for it
2. you can just normal walk the small ones, if you're getting caught while normal sprinting then you're walking at an angle

>>542424083
yeah, that's the only one i'm gonna keep
i just got instakilled by the gnoster scorpion roar attack cause it procd frost+bleed+poison+sleep at the same time

>>542424032
the only way to fight caligo is with wylder so you can close the distance with grapple hook

q

Maybe I should run dormant fists on wylder. We never get to go to the mines though.

And the only way to fight Wylder is to offer him my body

Shit wylder

>>542425102
do it at the beginning of day 2
>>542425215
See >>542423341

>>542425102
go yourself
you don't need someone else to hold your hands in the mines do you?

>>542423114
Get the fuck back in >>>/co/ntainment dsgjeet before I curbstomp your brown skull into dust

>>542425468
yes i do

Have you ever been walking through limveld with your friend and you accidentally touch hands and you think, “huh that’s weird, but I’m not brown.” You are. You are brown.

>>542422568
sissies are failed men not girls.

>>542422568
list of names?

>>542425590 (me)
Oops I’m retarded and brown meant for >>542423341 and >>542425590 (me)

https://steamcommunity.com/app/2622380/discussions/0/603043591290467898/
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2622380/discussions/0/603043958082330236/
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2622380/discussions/0/603043958082330847/

GG Adel

>>542427120
sissy

>>542427120
GG

>>542426276
And failed men are women. They gave up their manhood to please (You). The least you can do is call them cute girls, it's erg culture after all.

>>542423531
>1. how do I reliably dodge the big gnoster red rain?
First surge sprint away while its setting up. Once the rain starts dropping regular sprint horizontally, every character has enough stamina to last until the rain ends and if you stay horizontal none of it hits you.

2. how do I reliably dodge the red airstrikes animus does?
If you're not targetted just regular sprint works.
If you are then regular sprint and when the final beam is coming surge sprint

>>542426896
See >>542425590

>>542426910
i found this board through one of those posts :D

>>542427384 (me)
oopsie im new to the site meant to address this to this post here >>542423341

>>542427214
>the least you can do is call them cute girls
Why would I lie to myself and you? They are mentally ill men who need real help. And they can't please me because ultimately, they will never be women.

>>542427120
>>542427195
gg

Taking erg sissies out to a bar for steaks and beer and restoring their manhood

>>542427464
omg hi :D

>>542426910
THIS FUCKING NIGGER, ALEX

>>542423531
for the red gnoster bolts, normal sprinting should be mostly perpendicular to the direction of the bolts but also slightly away. if you're moving towards the bolts at all, you'll get hit

for the laser, just normal sprint and watch your step, save your surge sprint for if you see the big beam targetting you

>>542426910
imagine how much of an actual real life loser you gotta be to do this shit lmao

>>542427746
Hell yeah brother, don't forget plenty of gym and test replacement

>>542425215
We know Rev you always do that

>>542427579
Refer to >>542425590

>>542423860
taking damage causes buildup tends to be the least painful curse, but gnoster and caligo can both fuck you very hard
either unequip it for those fights or keep your eyes fucking open

https://strawpoll.com/eNg6v3GOjgA
VOTE NOW FOR THE FUTURE OF /ERG/ VOTE VOTE VOTE

GG caligo

>>542428515
Sometimes the forward breath attack is unavoidable and I’ll just have to accept it

>>542428236
>>every single night lord has a multi hit attack that procs all effects at once causing me to get one shot
Gnoster poison and certain Caligo attacks like the ice crystals and that one that does no dmg but does frost buildup if you stand in it.

There's no other nightlord attack that will proc an effect instead of killing you if you only have 1 status curse.
2x rot buildup or whatever will proc it sure.

>>542428952
heolster roar gets you pretty close

d3 is so easy that there are so many bots in d4. wylder should not 3bar to normal dogs, regardless if it was an easy win or not.
how do u even carry such people vs ed pest, ed libra where rezzing is impossible? im not good enough to no hit aoe shit for 10min straight in attempt to rez 3bar

anyway, 3 wins away from d5. does it get better with randoms?

>>542427746
>>542427972
Literal nightmare. Can you imagine some /erg/ anon plays with you and you have a good time and you get close and eventually he asks you to have dinner with him. You think he's asking you on a date so you put on your best dress and shoes and it turns out he's trying to get you to become a bro. He starts talking to you about fantasy football and yelling chug chug chug instead of plap plap plap. He starts giving you advice on how to play Raider and then asks if you read the latest One Piece chapter and if you haven't he'll show after you get done lifting and playing pick up basketball with the boys.

a little bored now what? I already did a couple matches today.

i am the most beautiful revenant

>>542429234
>and then asks if you read the latest One Piece chapter
i ask this question as a joke because what kind of schizo freak is actually caught up on one piece chapter 500000000000

>>542428486
Voting yes so zorbshitter stops streaming forever

>>542429385
he'll just change his password to zorban and do viewer matches. he's honestly outgrown erg and he should move on and stop trying to appease chronic complainers

>>542429234
Fucking kek, the opposite of forced fem

>>542429348
post proof

im gonna stop routing or pinging all of my routes end us at level 12-13 without cruci castle im a fucking loser

Is it okay to ping the mine early if it's pumpkin mines and we're right by the entrance (the gaol)?

>>542428486
Not that this would matter anyways. You'll just split the queue again and have dead games. The only way is to do it naturally, just queue niggerg and if you get matches you get them and if you dont then you dont. Last time people pushed it I tried two games on niggerg and both were with literally who's and with the most dogshit players I've ever had, I never went back.

look

>>542429652
thhis is my relics i guess
i recently changed them

>>542429996
are you running pure melee rev anon?

>>542429226
D5 randoms are either cheaters or good players, it's usually a good time.

Where is the stream zorjeet

>>542430542
i used to, but i traded out the -mind+vig/end relic to keep casting as more of an option if i find a cracked seal
but yes i generally melee

...

yurm it up troon it up yurm it up troon it up

>>542429348
can we hold hands?

>>542431379
you can hold my cursed claws

>>542429353
My guy friends are caught up. They love it and like talking about it. I do my best to chime in with like, "Do you think gear 5 luffy could beat 20 space marines?" Then they make me take sips of their new craft beer insisting this time I will like it and then they talk about fantasy sportball and the most recent manfight pay per view. It's cute.
>>542429580
It's gotta be someone's fetish right? I like to think there's some chud out there like, "They shouldn't kill themselves, all they need is a good lift and a good brew to bring them back".

>>542429459
Do you honestly think he can keep playing in D5 with the meme stuff or the zdps playstyle? Non-erg viewer runs would be at D2-3. Calling the players who are willing to participate and carry chronic complainers...lmao
But it's not like I care, just saying. I've been by random chance in D5 streams and when I checked their vod the streamer was playing like absolute garbage but we still won, so anything is possible I guess.

*complains about trivial thing*

>>542429765
>Is it okay to ping the mine early if it's pumpkin mines and we're right by the entrance (the gaol)?

There are at least two fast access mines, the one you mentioned and the one on "lake" near church. I will not go anymore alone though. If it's red troll and I'm level 3, there is a chance of prolonging the fight so long that getting trapped in rain. Lots of randoms ignore the ping and continue going wherever they want. If no-one comes, I cancel my plan.

t. died once cause I thought someone at least joins but they pinged cave entrance like "yea go get your stone", so I ended up n minute fight with red troll and died to rain

>>542431909
One of the streams he did a night of d5 randoms because the password queues were too long and they were better games than erg password games.

>>542431909
Schizo, how many times do we have to have this discussion, you don't even play the game.

ggs ed dogs
carian slicer in dogs + less likely means i spent 80% of the fight walking around

>>542433014
I was wondering why they were bullying me so much. Literally got like 3 openings to spam ancient rancor from a sensible distance

Alright it's time for another night of erg games https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13

ironeye recluse OP as usual. GG hors

>>542433137
it's always funny as shit seeing one of you go down and then the dogs just walk right past me as i go to res kek

GG

i microwaved some s*ybeans
with a bit of lemonjuice pepper paprika
ive been pretty sick the past couple days so don't wanna eat too much

then maybe ill play a bit

>>542433592
I dont care

>>542433634
i was talking to the people that do

another offtopic tranny blog post no one asked for *hides post*

>>542431905
Want to be friends?

>>542433592
Keep it in the trooncord, xister.

>>542433592
hope you feel better soon anon!

>>542431007
lol

>>542433634
You blew out the troon's asshole with this one.

I started passing nights encroachment and -negation on less stamina. im just not built for that lifestyle

>>542429234
>>542429353
Anyone who read warm piss should be summarily executed so it’s a moot concern anyway
>>542432642
Gayest thing ever posted. The ultimate message of OP is pro globohomo

>>542434914
not funny

>>542431905
>"Do you think gear 5 luffy could beat 20 space marines?"
Depends on the marines. Certain ones would gape his stretchy brazailian monkey asshole wide open.
>>542433784
You hit the nail on the head here.

I just filtered all the slurs you guys use to make the general more kosher.

>>542435232
it makes the thread readable

gg thank you for gracing us plebiains down in D3 banderson

who the fuck is venomous nemesis and why is he playing melee recluse

>>542435335
never seen him before
bastard also stole your wending

>>542434994
It’s not supposed to be retard

>>542435335
literally a steamie forum user

>>542429276
Play an actual good game now.

>>542435545
LOL no fucking way thats hilarious

>>542435545
>looking for people that dont quit out
>melee recluse

>>542435545
block this guy https://steamcommunity.com/id/VenomousNemesis

ggs regular adel

>>542433592
>soislop
>some foreign brown spiceslop
Yep, quintessential Amergroid post

>>542435545
Why can't you just let the game die? Why do you have to shill the password everywhere so people get to queue?

>>542436923
why are you talking to me as if i have anything to do with this, i just looked at the links the other guy posted

>>542436923
why would you think hes the one posting it

>>542436923
share there passie

ggs dogs
shame it wasn't ED

GG Dogs

>>542435232
>>542435298
Schlomo post
>>542435775
*cums in her face*

>>542437407
dont reply to me with this garbage again you sick degenerate porn addict overweight brown faggot FUCK

HAHA DEFEAT WHAT
BANISHED KNIGHT-SAMA NOOOOOOOOO

>>542433592
>microwave basedbeans with jeet dust
YUMMY YUMMY

>>542439043
You think they're based?

>>542435298
>>542435232
Get lost fragile mong

i played but i choked against heolstor
i might not be on peak performance right now but i also might just suck

>>542439043
its like 5 minutes to make it and its healthy and filling
normally id cook properly but im too sick for that

>>542430618
Cheaters are bad at the game though. Otherwise they wouldn't cheat

>>542437548
*cums in your face*

>>542440119
>*jeetsounds*
Okay brownoid.

>>542440119
Eating beans isn't healthy

that was quite possibly the least fun game I've ever played

>>542440462
same i just needed that venemous retard to break his channel but he couldnt even do that

>>542439043
What a sad and empty life you must live where everything around you just reminds you of how much hate you have inside. Do you enjoy anything?

>>542440462
qrd?

I wish I could play with coomer mods in multiplayer without being banned

>>542440617
>saar do not redeem the hate my bloody

>>542440617
I enjoy making jeets feel unwelcome and will do it at all times until they are purged from my homeland.

>>542440770
banderson trying to herd cats
ending day 1 with 2 recluses still with starting weapon
losing 2 wending graces to night 2 nox dragonkin
no interrupts on fulghor (regular)
banderson finally dies with fulghor at 1 health

tfw you are literally blind and jump into the wrong camp. gg bugs

>>542441004
i could have done it if it was ED i cant dodge bullshit rng spears forever

>>542441171
gg bugs, i was wondering where you were going lol
also that morgot invasion was abit spicy

D5 duchess gamers, is it worth to put any maris or other defensive stuff in relic slots?

Have been one shot at lvl 15 with 32% full hp negation to non-anime attack (when i couldnt find literally any other defensive items in a run...).

All my relics are purely for DPS. Is this a compromise one must take when hit with bad rng?
>pic unrelated

>>542441171
>>542441252
gg bugs and excellent use of highground from the greatbow and I really need to learn how to dodge morgott jesus

Trust

>>542441004
wow, that sounds miserable

good job clumsy

GG ClumsyGAWD

im waiting for that guy to leave the queue good fucking luck to whoever gets him

>>542441345
Even with maris relic there are still a lot of things that will one tap you even with a blue full hp damage negation. I'm not sure it's worth putting it.
Recluse can use it well because it stack with her max HP buff from ult, and that let's her survive many things.

I tried maris relic with ironeye and it did not do shit. Still get one tap against nightlord at D5 with purple full hp damage negation. I still needed 2 full hp damage negation, or a charged attack damage negation, or lots of max hp from dormant powers. I suppose the same applies to Duchess.

>>542441960
literally just block his steam and it blocks you from getting games with him

>>542441345
i'm a big shill for it, although it's more effective for me since i have a phys neg line on another relic
it depends on what your normal relics are like, you want skill power/night invaders/gaols but you could probably cut gaol. i can survive most of ed 5 dogs with blue negation and the extra small bit of hp/hp regen is felt through the whole run
nameless king lightning strike will still one shot you with purple though

>>542441960
>>542442138
is this that venomous recluse guy?

keep pushing

>>542442196
yes
it's a steam forum retard who actually joined in from alex spamming the password around. block him, see >>542435808

>>542440946
More people it paprika outside of India than inside it.

i can tolerate bad ergians but not steamies

>>542442565
yeah if you're not in the thread what's the point
does feel bad to block them since random queues are apparently filled with rage quitters and they just want to play, but melee recluse at d5? really?

>>542441345
I don't play any D5 caster without maris + phys negation

>>542439856
this is so much better than your stupid messmer posting

>>542442415
>*shitskinsounds*
What you say Manoopda

>>542441345
Strictly speaking you have to weigh what you're losing against what youre gaining. You're potentially losing gaolslop (Call it 12.5% damage from 2-3 gaols average per match) or night invader (14% average damage) for the ability to (maybe) not be one shot by some nightlord attacks.

Personally I'd slap it on and see how frequently you barely survive with like 100 HP and remove if if you're not having that happen frequently, but Duchess' dodge is so retardedly strong I don't think it's worth it specifically on her.

>>542442983
>>542442137
>>542441345
If you have some physical neg on the deeps relics the dark fathom gets much much stronger.

>>542443114
Without a doubt. Even at +1 you can feel the difference.

>>542442982
>>542441512

Why do I never get triple duchess games!

Can we get some Recluse pics up in here?

>>542443941
i'm done for today sorry

I've been playing around with fist-oriented Raider and Wylder. I think Raider is better for this type of build, despite what people have been saying.
Wylder does more damage with fists and is also better at stance breaking because of his ridiculously OP ult, but Raider's skill allows you to keep on spamming charged heavies nonstop. Whenever you run out of stamina, you just use your skill and continue doing that.
Also, Raider's poise makes it way easier to just keep mindlessly spamming charged heavies. I'm still on Depth 4 (I play with randos) but getting 1 or 2 Successive Attacks Negate Damage + 1 Damage Negation at Full HP relics makes you pretty much unkillable.

The build is incredibly boring though. You literally only do 1 thing the entire game.

Is Nightreign worth playing again if I suck really badly at the game?

>>542443114
>>542442746
>>542442157
>>542442137
how big is phys dmg negation+1/+2 in-game? i know the numbers, but i wasnt sure a ~10% negation is worth it or if i should get more HP instead.

as for my build, i run 3x carian slicer with magic attack up +7 and dormant power finds staves. so its purely DPS (might change one carian with night invader).
and yes, the dodge is quite strong but knowing that one slip-up can cost u an entire game...

>>542444089
a stance breaking build just isn't worth it unfortunately
your other teammates are most likely caster+ironeye so you'll be the team's sole posture damage while they're shitting out damage without caring if it's posture broken or not - then they take aggro and you have to chase with fists short range

>>542444263
Do you look like this?

>>542444268
X Negation is 10 to 12% based on +

>>542444425
Hush, coomer. The grown-ups are talking.

>>542444263
q up ill carry you but you better say thank you after

>>542444268
I would imagine on a carian build, which is always melee range, you would want more survivability even if it means less damage
You should be running invaders over most stuff since it's meta and everyone goes for them

>>542444365
Honestly I don't mind Ironeye, I kinda like having one on my team because the mark also does a shitload of stance damage and makes it way easier to permastun some bosses. But yeah, you have literally 0 synergy with Recluse and the other casters.
Last match I played was me as Raider with 2 Wylders and it was insane, I've never heard the stance break sound so many times in my life.

>>542444483
I haven't got it installed, it's just sitting here in my library, teasing me. Since I broke my hand, I can't use my mouse anymore, so I'm looking for gamepad games.

>>542442970
You know paprika is just red bell peppers dried and ground up, right? It's not some unique foreign exotic spice you have to be afraid of.

>>542444478
that's not an answer

>>542444478
*mating presses you*

>>542438171
>Revenant can't get the doll outfit because BB is trapped in Sony's dungeon

Why is reality so gay

>>542444778
install it then and lets play

>>542444607
This is my dilemma.. A tale as old as time.... Do i go for hyper dps carry or for onions defensive relics that might still get me one-shot.

What are other D5 duchess players in here running? Im a no password player
>pic unrelated

>>542441960
steam>view>players
go online in friends (even if you're invisible) if the list doesnt load
can also see profile from ingame

>>542444792
Im not criticizing the paprika Girdeep.

ggs ironeye and the steam forums recluse
thanks for dropping the bow from the camp, i just happened to get lucky and find one with a useful passive at the same camp. appreciated though.

idk playing with dingle is kind of fun
I had fp on succ+10 and spammed bloodblade dance continuously
A enemy never even thought about attacking me

>>542445141
>with jeet dust
Sure you're not...

>>542445217
you just have to deal with me randomly dying to the same moves on easy bosses, lol

I was the alpha wolf after all.........

>>542445387
That's not me my little wife burning diarrhea slurper

>>542445037
i'm rewatching mad men and i watched this scene like 40 minutes ago lmao
greatest series of all time for sure

>>542445245
I should maybe run to his ass since I don’t have enough stamina to run away

GG dogs

>>542441345
i couldn't fit maris into my build but i have a vig+3 in there plus both +2 phys and +1 affinity damage negation. d5 is just different, you will floor a lot to random attacks.

i personally find successive damage negation sucks in d5 since you don't have time to do a full combo before dying, charge attacks and full hp negation are the best. the relic that gives you invulnerability on skill is also very good and can come in clutch at times.

my advice is to just accept that you will go down on the floor even with damage negation, so just don't play far away from your team and hope for the best. that and learn the boss fights so you can clutch it if anything goes wrong. at least you'll have a high chance of winning if you can reach the final boss.

gg dogs I was so ready for everdark too

>>542444556
Thanks. Feel free to keep posting :)

>>542445421
have you ever considering tauntmaxxing greatbow
just all the hp and damage negation on quality guardian

>>542445037
I only pull out Duchess for Libra as insurance because she feels broken OP after a while, but I also have solid relics for her

why are there so many fucking redditors here

>>542445867
That's what democracy is, loser. Get over it, you can't just attempt a coup on the white house every time you lose a poll.

>>542445840
>solid relics

>>542445037
>>542445840
Posted my old fucked up ones, these are the actual ones...

>>542445867
Racism isnt allowed outside of b we can't change it to that

>>542445867
I don't know, why are you brown based on your typing habits?

>>542445037
Normally I have the magic build like everyone else but here's my "fishing for Halo Scythe" build I use vs dogs and Heolstor, if you don't get halo scythe well, you're cooked but I guess you can cope with holy incantations or be a restagebot.

>>542445497
Cringe if you're telling the truth because you just came in to defend something you dont know what it's about, and cringe if you're lying because youre a backpedaling coward.

>>542445657
successive attacks is fine, you just need to be ready to switch to a powerstance setup when it's available
that or use some random shit with a good multi-hit attack like a warhawk's talon or godskin peeler

>>542446219
I have a holy build for her with god relics but the chances of consistently getting discus is so low that it never feels worth it
and discus doesn't track like most magic spells so you'll be missing loads of shots

what's the best shifting earth to have for DoN?
im getting hardstuck at depth 4 with randos, gonna start using my miyazakibux to have permanent SE

>>542446602
doesn't work otherwise every game would be nok

>>542446452
I think the key to using discus is moving so it hits them on the way back

>>542446689
oh i see, i have literally never used that feature before
gonna try to get nokstella

>>542446320
i'm not confident enough to stay close to the enemy for more than a few seconds so i never find it useful. don't get me wrong, it's better than nothing and if you can trigger it without dying that's great and all but i keep flooring while trying to proc it so it's not for me.

>>542446928
you can hit your dead teammates to get it too

>>542446928
the threshold for successive attacks is pretty generous in nightreign, you can wait a long time between hits before you lose progress towards triggering it
but I do agree it's not worth using if your weapon setup can't get it up in like 2-3 inputs

>>542447012
Mildly unrelated but you can attack most corpses with the rally effect to get hp back.
It works on like 90% of the dead enemies.

>>542446041
>slot 2 and 6

>>542447012
>hit dead teammates to get it
huh? why is this a thing? getting a source of damage negation while ressing sounds safer yeah i didnt know about that.

then again, if i'm only getting that negate for reviving then i don't think it's worth it considering that 1 weapon slot could've been used for things that fit my playstyle betfer.

i only have problems with it because i'm bad at staying alive if i stay close to an elite mob/boss. in comparison, 1 fast charged attack with a dagger already makes me feel safe and i can go back to spamming the boss with whatever spells i have; rinse and repeat.

>>542447778
Because you attack your teammate to resurrect them.
Get the repeated evasions gives a negation debuff passive and walk off a cliff and see what happens. Then ask yourself why,

how come slicer procs successive FP but not successive negation

>>542447939
Because you touch yourself at night

>>542447939
c-team logic

>>542447939
Spells don't trigger it at all or else half the spells in the game would autotrigger it every time.

who else up yurming they yeag

>>542448141
brother I touch myself at all hours of the day

>>542448220
You're missing the point, other spells don't trigger successive FP. Slicer does for some reason, but doesn't trigger successive negation.

i have seen literally 0 (zero) (the number you cannot divide by) guardians in all of my DoN games
granted i havent played that much and im still at depth 4 but yeah i havent seen it

can i get uuuuh
night invader attack up with wraith calling bell
thanks

>>542445704
I did try it, but guardian's dodge and passive made it unplayably bad for me. You'd need to be good enough to consistently dodge the many, many moves you would never want to block, and his low iframes and the function of his passive make him so much worse at that than just playing raider.

>>542448402
i saw 1 erg regular play a guardian yesterday in a d5 game, it was alright. he wasn't playing any of the meme builds and i think he had some ult charge lines on his relic with how many times he pulled off his ult during the run.

>>542448568
Guardian players learn to do this on day 1. No one benefits more from the surge sprint than guardian.

>>542448402
We get the gimmick by now buddy.

>>542448704
Yeah he's right here >>542433202

>>542448402
You can divide any number by 0 and the result is infinity.

erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
sycjs
gemmy
>B tier
cardboardcupcake
gremlin
monica
yys
lero sister
zullie
>C tier
miquella goonette
mellow
nora kisaragi
shiftyduck
>D tier
rellana roleplayer
madison
gemmy clone

GGs Adel.

>>542448972
that's a different anon, the one i got yesterday usually plays ironeye/wylder so i was surprised when i saw his name pop up as the guardian.

>>542448373
Slicer does trigger successive bubble, but its something ridiculous like 20 hits? So yeah, what is the logic behind that

>>542449170
The guardian hate is just 1 guy spamming, a bunch of the people using the password play guardian. The guy that constantly seethes about browns and guardian being indian even plays him.

ggs rev & rec. I don't know how but I'm getting worse and worse at adel as time goes on, lol. I used to never get hit by the shit that's hitting me now.
Anyway that church margit cheese was great.

>>542448707
How do you surge sprint half the shit that ED gladius does though? do you just have to go for the safespot every single time or you're just boned? half the time he does it he ends up on another planet with no way to get there in time, so you just have to either roll it or pray the fissures miss you.

>>542440372
Why would it not be healthy
>>542449157
Fire up those proxies bitch boy

>>542449302
It depends on the nightlord because playing Guardian vs ED Libra should be classified as a grief and a blockable offense

>>542449081
no anon, you cannot
what you said can only be applied in limits and there's still limitations, the limit of 0/0 for example is unknown and you have to apply l'hopitals rule in cases like this

delete nameless king
ok thanks

>>542448367
You ducking porn addict
>>542447560
It is pretty funny I will admit but still wrong

>>542449373
>How do you surge sprint half the shit that ED gladius does though?
You sprint. All of dog's attacks work like Fulghor's orbital strike, they target a spot and there is a delay between target and land. You simply move off the target. His dodges aren't fast enough but his sprint is.

>>542449564
had absolute ass loot that run, my only ranged option was swift glintstone shard or enchanted shot

>>542449387
even doe big black kino is erg culture

>>542445867
Because Nightreign is a Reddit game. Hence the high population of trooners and browns (like yourself), also reflected in this general. Not sure what else you were expecting.

>>542449575
I think I'll have another fap soon

>>542449420
ED Libra would be hard as balls but he's the hardest boss overall.
The attack that would fuck guardian are the ground seals and you can still just frame perfect dodge those in your sleep.

>>542449564
>night lord is weak to lightning
>everybody stacks up lightning damage weapons/spells
>final night boss is strong as fuck and takes literally 0 lightning damage
honestly epic trolling by them

>>542449772
NTR again?

>>542449687
once again miyazaki has fucked me. dormant thrusting sword, 1 thrusting sword at the start of the game and nothing else since. what the fug.

>>542449909
It was holy too, for fulghor...

>>542442789
Not by a lot though
>>542440617
This is one overly emotional response to hate for a food item

>>542446023
*cums in her*
>>542444263
Its not worth playing to begin with dumb question

>>542449909
Still bugged I think. Patch notes say they fixed it but everyone is reporting that it still works wrong.
You can tell its still broken because you should see your preferred weapon change in the codex with the dormant passive equipped but it'll never change.

>>542449615
what ed gladius attack are u referring to exactly?

GG Augur

>>542449564
we had 2 casters on our team running 0 spells and me jobbing to random shit. honestly i probably should have just kept the crossbow shots off and abused the wraith walking passive.

>>542450051
Poor reading comprehension

>>542450020
that's why I didn't even fucking bother buying a smithing stone to upgrade it and just used the spear rain spear. god. it's not often but sometimes I just get dad dicked. My entire build revolves around having the enemy rotted.
WHERE MY ROT WEAPONS, MIYAZAKI

swear to god randos playing recluse are worse than anything by a large margin
i have never seen someone get 50 barred so many times

>>542450061
All of them.
Anime zoom slashes? Run away
Combo wombo that ends in an explosion? Run away.
Explosion waves? Run away

Alternatively, steel guard into all of it because you knew to take affinity negation as guardian all game.

This is a skill check issue on your end anon.

>>542449841
probably not

>>542449789
Thats not how they get you, they get you when you're concentrated on something else, the spinning turret is also ass, almost nothing in that fight is worth blocking and worst of all you do zdps vs the condemned and Guardian condemned are unkillable poiseblobs

>>542450308
Its libra anon, you never get hit by the ground sigils because you know libra does it.
Protip - anytime you see a verticle spray of gold you roll even if you don't see the sigil. You've now dodged the sigil.
They ALWAYS make a vertical beam of light above the ground when about to explode. You will always see it happening.

Don't forget who the boss is while fighting them.

>>542440946
Believe me I hate those stinking fuckers as much as the next guy but really dude? Shitposting on 4chan is going to "purge them from your homeland"? Good luck with that lmao

>>542450719
Man that image is so true, it's so fucking tiring

>>542450719
Everything helps. Normalization of racism helps. Making them reluctant to post or get found out helps.

It all helps.

>>542450186
Not an excuse, there are English classes for you take online, make use of them before going on an English speaking website.

>>542450719
>that image
Smelly jeet definitely made that. They hate when people remember there are a billion of them now shitting up the internet.

>>542450810
I'd rather be called a jeet by a white than have jeets thinking we aren't repulsed and disgusted by them and hope they all get swept into the sea.

>>542451057
Kitboga trolling the Indian scam centers probably did the most irreparable damage to their image

What triggered sneedterrarian this time?

>>542449772
i think i'll have a fap to recluse titties right now

gg d5 baby adel
I selected the wrong preset and didn't have gaol or invader >_>

>>542451685
All good we still crushed it easily.

I sincerely wish I could be alone in a room with ranni pedophile simps and gouge their eyes out and crush their throats IRL. Id cut their dicks off too.

There needs to exist a mod where I can murder than ugly bitch over and over and then upload it to youtube so and plebbit so the pedophile incels kill themselves.

>>542451290
Anon, sea pollution is bad, there are methods of removal that won't require destroying our oceans.

>>542451741
They're currently literally filling the Indian ocean with feces and plastic so not much would change short term but long term the earth can start to heal.

>>542451720
this but revenant pedos and tranny ERPers

>>542451720
there is no reason to be angry my friend

>>542451848

aren't they all the same? ive literally been banned off forums for saying ranni is evil. all ranni simps are pedophile child rapist until proven otherwise.

>>542451290
They've done enough damage to the sea already

Wild pivot

>>542451949

all incels eventually kill themselves so i dont have to do anything.

>>542451831
>>542451968
wow. that’s absurd. literal walking human biohazards.

>Ranni is evil

I mean she only committed fratricide of the literal golden child for personal gain and as a result blighted the lands between with infinitely growing legions of cancer undead

>>542452950
Yes? And the sky is blue, except when it isn't?

>>542452950
One of the endings is nuking reality, People saying Ranni is evil are fucking retarded.

every time the first night boss is cavalry i want to alt f4

>>542452950
I lost all respect for Miyazaki after that marriage cutscene. I suspect he's on the Epstein list then. I thought he was a hag lover after Yuria but then turned around and shat on that. That doll fucker should be put down like a dog.

>>542451290
>unironically "I would eat a shit sandwhich if there was an off chance that someone I dont like might smell my breath" logic in action

>>542453104
>runs away from you
>runs away from you
>runs away from you
>runs away from you
>runs away from you
>runs away from you

hold on guys im about to land my first r1 on knights cavalry here we go oh whoops missed hold on give me 100000000000000000 MORE FUCKING YEARS FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT CUCADSOJ:FCSJIO:LIOJ:

>>542453289
>attack one of the cavalry
the other who was 0.2 seconds ago across the entire arena has silently jumped and oneshot you

>>542453261
>being called names is eating shit
Lol, but you see as I am very very very white, it doesn't hurt me at all lol. It's like when you guys accuse me of being some random retard from the PW/discord; dont care and now you look even dumber.

>>542453261
>he’s still obsessed and mind broken over this
kino

everdark libra kicked my ass

>>542453384
nights cavalry makes me so fucking mad
SO FUCKING MAD
STOP FUCKING MOVING LET ME FUCKING HIT YOU SOTP FUCKING DOING NODNUTS YOU PIECEO FSHI TUFKING SHIT MOTHEFAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

Geegees buggos.

ggs lads
lunch time

call me crungo but i like the idea of the streamer just using some "closed" (not really) community pw and the regulars become mini characters on the stream
i cant stand 99% of the trio streamers with their obnoxious ass discord voice calls anyway
anyway zorban is outgrowing us he should probably stop saying retarded and faggot and sissy on stream theres no way he's going to survive in todays climate

>>542452950
based

do charge attack buffs also buff charge attack followups

>>542453641
I played with Vara Dark a few times that way. I was glorified as a "character". It's fun.

>>542453641
you can't say faggot on twitch moron

if im gonna eat shit and job anyway im just gonna go duchess incants build. goodbye depth 5 im sinking down to d3

>>542449615
>>542450275
Well shit man his big phase transition attack sure looks like it hits basically the entire arena, and his cone wave things travel an absurd distance, if you're not on his ass then there's no way you're moving out of it in time. I've tried and failed a bunch of times, that's how I thought to avoid it at first but it never worked so I just learned the roll timing.

>>542453396
No dumbass you got it backwards. Making all the places you frequent more shit and annoying to occupy for everyone there including you is eating the shit sandwhich, all for the off chance that there might maybe be an indian there maybe and he might be slightly annoyed by you.

>>542453289
Infinitely infuriating. I hate mounted enemies so fucking much.

im not on the erg girls list :/

>>542453912
name?

>>542453767
thats what im saying bro

>>542453885
But it doesn't make it worse. Seeing jeets becoming the new troons is incredibly gratifying.

>>542453885
trying to use logic with people like that is pointless

>>542453980
it begins with k

GG Adel
Moon power

>>542453994
>But it doesn't make it worse
See >>542450719 it's worse for everyone. You're insufferable to be around. You're eating the shit sandwhich hoping an indian smells your breath.

>>542453912
I wonder why.

>>542454165
gg adel, didn't find any staffs better than the greatbow but it sure was doing damage

>>542450308
>almost nothing in that fight is worth blocking
What? Libra himself has a bunch of completely free all-physical attack strings. Stand close to him and he'll do them. Honestly I'll happily fight libra as guardian over a lot of other bosses, at least you can hit libra and the condemned.

>>542453835
His phase transition is a mimic of heolstor's elemental attack so it has safe areas.
The cone wave DOES travel far but that means you get time to build distance from its hit point as it travels.

I'm not saying any of this is a gimme or anything anon, I'm saying you can dodge it. Arguing from a position of learned helplessness is weaksauce. The key is mentally learning to run instead of ever relying on guardian's dodge if you aren't going to be doing steel guards. Learn how to sprint and jump to build distance. Learn to lock off and run toward then past the enemy to get past their attack. It sounds like you haven't even learned to sprint with guardian yet, so the strats you learn when sprinting with him are going to sound obtuse to you. Give it a try instead of trying to interrogate me about how it works.

He's still bad even if you learn how to use him with sprinting.

>>542453641
He's fine. He's not offensive to normal twitch viewers, and none of the ergers are being weird in chat.

>>542453475
His kind are perpetually mind broken.

>>542454176
If you find that stuff insufferable, fuck off to elsewhere. I find it gratifying and empowering to see heets getting absolutely pilloried everywhere I go online. It means that we aren't far from flushing the poos in Minecraft and sending them to the grand septic tank subcontinent they originated from.

>>542454292
i pinged that as a joke but i forgot who i was playing with

>>542454478
Goddam you are so fucking stupid. You are beyond thought. Fine, whatever, refuse your paycheck from work to avoid to off chance that you get a dollar that a jeet touched and congicne yourself that somehow that means you're owning them. You're hopeless.

just got two new names on the pw
can we please change to niggerg this is getting really bad

>>542454803
lol get fucked shitskin.

>>542454356
My issue with this is just that I could do all this as raider instead and not have to get my ass rekt by gladius doing his huge cone on the other side of the arena and the fork pronged sniping me. What benefit is there to playing guardian? Literally just being able to block strings with your shield 1 handed instead of 2 handed, so you can potentially guard counter. That's literally it, everything else is just preference: his skill is a decent farming tool, but it's not an oh-shit button/interrupt like raider's. His ult's a better clutch tool but a much worse damage too. He still, objectively, has a worse dodge which WILL and I can guarantee DOES get you (yes you) downed. If a boss does their phase transition nuke at an awkward position relative to you then you're boned, surge sprinting isn't instant transmission. There's a reason you're arguing for affinity negations as guardian, because "not getting hit" simply isn't an option.
Now that said, I haven't tried him with negationmaxxed relics. I'm tempted to try him again, but I'm just sitting here thinking... why would I do that over just continuing to do what I'm doing as raider, bringing more damage and still being able to block everything I could block as guardian? If I was going to do this affinity negation tanking stuff why not still just do it as raider?

One miqqy a thread keep the bitch blue doll away

>>542454745
kek, but hey its not like i had better ranged options at the time ( or ever )

>>542454992
Iwant to SPANK Miquella.

>>542454992
ranni and miqqy are family though

>>542455206
Yeah theyre both married to me

>>542454980
I see it the same way, I'd rather use any other melee guy than him.

>>542455206
i see it

>>542455363
do you have threesomes together?

>>542455456
Yes and there's 9 arms between the 3 of us during it. It's like a royal revenant in there, shit's wild.

>>542455456
Yeah. Ranni sits in the cuck chair while I plow Miquella's ass.

>>542455561
>>542455580

>Ranni
>Miquella
You mean firewood once I burn everything into the ground.

so the miquellafaggot hates best girl? good to know, I will post her whenever he's spamming

>>542454980
Guardian's dogshit dodge is too big of a penalty in D5, unless they remove it he will never be seen as a decent option.

>>542456075
Dont lump us all together, Micker is best girl but Ranni was my first love, both are good

>>542456075
based

>>542456075
there's several miquellafaggots
i'm also a ranni enjoyer tho so

>fratricide betrayer
>"best" girl
No wonder "people" still like Brutus, honorless assassins still get love from subhumans.

>>542456075
I hate them both but Miquellafag should ACK very soon. I hate that pedo's AIslop posts.

>>542456119
Just git gud, the dodge is actually fine. People treat being a few frames below average like the dodge doesnt exist, but it does and it still works.

Can you guys stop being a weird porn addict for TWO SECONDS
Just how unfulfilling must your life be if all you think about is porn

>>542456130
>>542456153
if you're a gay pedo for Miquella it doesn't make sense for you to also like Ranni

Wylder>>>Tarnished
Wylder's waifus>>>>Tarnished """waifus"""

>>542456330
did i ever state my sexuality? i did nyot
nyo, nyo i did nyot

>>542456153
Oh come the fuck on Bjark you have GOT to give us the uncensored one of this one at least, it's so fucking cute

>>542456305
Its been hours since the last time it came up, get the fuck over yourself zoomer puritan

>>542456186
Who the hell gives love to Brutus
>>542455580
lol
>>542454478
Based

>>542456305
that's life when you're gay unfortunately

>>542456374
By Wylder's waifus you mean to exclude Revenant right?

>>542456330
ergo, it follows that I'm not a gay pedo... hmmm, interesting logic...

>>542456374
demo anon-chan. Wylder's waifu is Duchess and she is also my waifu

>>542456384
>>542456582
if you lust after little boys then you are a gigantic cock craving faggot

>>542456502
Yes. I hate chomos and child predators like Revgroomers, Miquellatrannies and Rannitroons.

>>542456440
It hasn't been hours at all are you stupid
Get a fucking job you dumbass porn addict, do something with your life other than jerk off all day and play videogames

>>542456850
Ok, if anyone posts a little boy I'll be sure to let you know. I'll be enjoying miquella in the meantime.

>>542456440
vpr4zn.png
>>542454330
every staff attack libra does is physical and can be safely blocked, yes. you cannot block anything that's yellow/gold.

>>542456440
>t.buckbroken by big zoomer cock

>>542456937
>proceeds to post slop of Miquella dressed like a girl with a protruding bulge

>>542457006
Based Bjark does it again

>>542456305
Masturbating is great though

eat a salad bjark you fat retard

>>542456869
>Rannitroons
she's 1000 years old albeit

>>542456937
I wish basedjakfag caught on and made ACK edits of that shitty character.

1/3 d4

>>542457206
It's unhealthy for longterm relationships. If you have a partner for more than 2 years, you should start swearing off. Otherwise it can get in the way of intimacy.

How much strength and vigor does Duchess' quality relic give her?

This spreadsheet needs to be in the OP and not buried in a repository. It would help so much so often https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Gz6fqIBNr2BXr45te9ewTolHJr4zZ_Apbqa09gL3VbI/edit?gid=573782496#gid=573782496


>>542457427
Ctrl +F faggot. I just supplied your URL. Check for yourself, don't treat us like google/chatgpt

>>542457262
Ranni looks like a child and anyone attracted to her should get registered as a child sex offender.

>>542457303
>If you have a partner for more than 2 years
Hahahaha...

>>542456281
Anon I'm using my shield and blocking things because I'm already not that good at dodging things. Why would I want to make it even harder to roll things for myself?

>>542457539
Have you ever seen a child

>>542457694
I am such a non-pedophile that I literally cannot see children

>>542457694
No, that would require me to leave my basement

>>542457936
"I keep driving over them!"

>>542457541
I'm just saying, even if you're very attracted to and compatible with your guy/gal after about 2 years the novelty will wane and if you're ALSO making your lover compete with your hand/sex toys, it's a twofold effect. Not to mention ED issues and fetish escalation.

It's not good. It is fun though. Getting good and stoned and having a TOP goon is 11/10. But that's the problem, you aren't built for easy access to 11/10. You're built to strive for decades just to get a couple 4/10 moments. So settling for consistent 7/10s is healthy.

>>542457936
Then how can you see ranni if ranni looks like a child

>>542457694
Her face looks like a child's. There's no visible sign that she's a grown woman since there's not a single mature feature on her face.

>>542457536
>DON'T TALK ABOUT THE VIDEO GAME YOU'RE IN A THREAD FOR
thanks for being the thread police

>>542458061
I am a virgin and will most likely remain a virgin for the rest of my life

>>542458089
Unless somebody has it memorized, all he's doing is outsourcing the act of going to the spreadsheet and using CTRL+F.

>>542458153
Maybe. Maybe not. Again, blast your dick to bits for now but if you ever get a chance at real love, try to hold off.

is this executor cooking
he got grabbed by adel every time, and would come out healthier than he went in

GG dogs
Sorry for jobbing hard

>>542458231
I've been deathgripping my cock for so long that I probably couldn't even cum in a vagina. Either that, or I would bust within seconds. Nothing in between.

>>542458247
The job to wormface build nice

>>542458315
That's okay. You can rehab with your partner. I had deathgrip issues but now I'm just able to stay hard for hours and make my wife worship it.

>>542455206
>>542455942
fap time

>Yo I get sucked off by w-
Enjoy your ban for off topic posting also Elden RIng

>>542458410
I will never get a partner you fucking moron, stop humble bragging about your life

>>542458247
Hey man, if it works it works.

>>542458480
Announcing a report or ban is bannable.

>>542458315
stop jerking it with your hands like a barbarian and use an onahole

>>542458508
It's not a humblebrag. I'm still too addicted so she's rarely able to bring me to climax without my help. I'm crippled by my addiction and it harms our intimacy.

>>542458247
>cheating relics
baka

>>542458569
Didn't announce a report. Just said he was gonna get banned you faggot retard :)

>>542458590
i figured
but i am impressed by the creativity

>>542429385
if you don't like zorban just find the timestamps of him saying rape and retarded and report him lol

>>542458569
So is playing 4chan moderation

just got reminded someone posted his mutilated dick here
fuck i hate amerimutts so much

>>542459053
Who do you think did it?

>>542458315
>>542458508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GCoINkRzXg don't worry bud, china will save you soon, they cheat in game and cheat in real life and even cheat God's quest to find a mate to have sex with to gain fulfillment.

>>542459053
>>542459087
Lets all post our cocks to find out who did it

>>542459053
when the fuck did that happen

I wonder. Does negation apply before or after guard boost? Is negation synergistic with guard boost, or does it not affect guard boost at all?

>>542459271
A few days ago. It was a nice penis.

>>542459540
how was it nice? what makes a penis nice?

>>542459393
Okay just tested it and no, guard boost applies before negation, you can't stack negation to also block better, only to negate the damage that makes it through.

>>542459540
>>542459683
it was literally mutilated by jewish propaganda lmfao

this thread lives rent free in zorbans head now. he cant go 5 seconds without pre emptively defending his every decision. he has lost it

>>542459683
Thick, veiny, nice head, nice curve, nice size. Would deepthroat.
>>542459749
Cut cocks look nice too, though it's a horrific practice and I'd prefer they would stop everywhere. Penises are meant to be pet and sucked, not cut.

>>542459832
Good.

>>542459936
FAGGOT

>>542459936
is this talking of cocks turning you on?

>>542459832
In a funny turn of events, it's made him more entertaining. His numbers have shot up.

>>542460146
oh wow a whole 2 new viewers!!!!

>>542459936
is that Raider?

>>542460197
10 more viewers when the original number is 30 is a large increase.

Finally hit 9999, now I'm good until the DLC

final thoughts: everdark Libra is bullshit, everything else is fine
Heolstor is actually one of the hardest bosses with d5 scaling and being unable to be statused by anything but rot. I hope they add some new maps with the DLC. Ironeye is broken

>Bragging about some other dudes viewership increase on twitch
Holy fucking shit how pathetic can you people be

>>542459936
show us your butt

i might sleep
nighty night erg

zorban is tilting hard. turn on the stream

>>542460308
keep queueing so i'm not stuck with zorban and troons

>>542458709
That's not, actually.

>>542460426
good night hun

>>542460308
nice one anon, good job! es libra is really hard yeah but i had more losses to es bugs for some reason i always run out of gas during the later part of the fight.

>>542460270
Nah 30-50 is the same range

Twitch when small goes like this
>1-5
>5-15
>20-30
>30-50
>50-100


>>542460362
Anybody who vaguely shills their stream on /vg/ will get about that many viewers. I used to stream DaS2 invasions and when I shilled here I often hit 30-40 viewers.

I had a cool EKS Mage Knight build with Blue Flame where I'd invade and do mixups with heavy homing and normal soul arrows etc to make the dodge timings cancerous. Sprinkle in some occasional Crystal Soul Spears once they're totally panicked and failing to dodge properly and you've got some fun.EZ kills.

I just turned off Zorban's stream and unsubbed. stop being a retard.

>>542460506
Ouch!

>>542460596
the real redpill is that it inflates you above the single digit shitpit that is the category of whatever game you're playing. then people just look for whatever english speaking stream looks the most interesting and since you're in the top few rows of the page it's easy discoverability. it snowballs

>>542460668
Thats not what you said or what I did

>>542460767

>>542460394

He's not snowballing being the faggot 4chan streamer playing this dead game

>>542456153
post the whole thing

>>542460748
I know. I wish you guys weren't such a poisoned well because I'd hate to form my community based on such things. I'd happily stream my shit but you guys aren't who I'd like to chat with as I do lol. Back in DaS2 nobody talked but now I know you'd ruin my chat with garbage and create a feedback loop of people I'm disgusted by joining my community.

>>542458280
man why did you go on like an extended rant on-stream about how im "ragequitting" when i just went off route for like 30 seconds to get seals? I was even back in time to revive you guys at the poison ruins.

>>542460849
Yes he is. He's a griefbow retard but the real filter on Twitch is the boring as fuck 0 viewer tier. If you can avoid or escpae that it matters and even 10 viewers is enough to help escape.

>>542460930
BECAUSE HE'S A FAGGOT STREAMER. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, HIM NOT TO ACTING LIKE A TOTAL TOOL TRYING TO GET MORE VIEWERS?

>>542460907
you just have to make a clean break and appease the r/4chan crowd like pipkin pippa

>acegroomer creeping on zorban's random chatters
what a fag lol

>>542461169
Or just have a vagina

i like making lava
>>542460861
read the replies

>>542461223
If I gave a shit I'd be there to see it myself. Keep that shit in quarantine off site.

>>542461264
if I had a vagina I would be WORLD FAMOUS streamer

>>542461407
Probably not but you wouldn't have to grind this hard for 40 viewers

>>542460849
I don't know if he's gmi but its all fax no cap he has snowballed out of the 1view territory. thats all i meant

>>542461325
gg regular del

GG bugs

What are the odds...

holy crap 50 viewer erg stream

>Zorban at 49 viewers end of stream after 1 month of streaming
This is pretty fast growth for a twitch stream isn't it?

ok guys can we talk about the game again?

>>542462049
I want to see trannison's butt

>>542461989
Not at all. Most low tier streamer cross-pollinate. Smaller streamer has a streamer follower. They raid the follower to try and shed some viewers into their pool. Zorban doesn't do that right? Sure. But he's also shilling himself on the biggest english language imagebaord where Elden Ring discussion happens.

It would only be impressive if he didn't no shilling or networking but hit 50 RELIABLE AVERAGE VIEWERS per stream. I'm not sure griefbow faggot has that yet. People peak all the time. I had 70 viewers when I streamed the Control DLC years back. It was only because the DLC was new.

>>542462235
i clicked off extremists stream when i saw the wojak avatar and have never looked back.

>>542462192
shut up mush

>>542462386
don't tell mush to shut up

>>542462352
that guy doesn't qualify as a streamer because he didn't once try to entertain his audience, he never speaks and takes huge breaks between games and plays loud annoying music

>>542462192
kill yourself mush

>>542461989
He's good at streaming. He's good at talking to himself and talking to chat and he laughs at his own failures. Plus he's got a good amount of chatters that aren't scaring away new people. There's already 5-10 randoms who feel comfortable chatting with everyone else and with Zorb and have become regular chatters.

The only thing he needs to work on is how impatient he is with other players.

>>542462650
why is he so mean to his teammates

>>542462235
Do you really think most of the 49 viewers are from erg?

>>542462714
reee he's not carrying me hard enough!!!

>>542462792
no it's that the dozen or so from /erg/ are all it takes to beat the 70 losers beneath you who have no commuinities at all backing them and are trying to build them from scratch while they chat with the one or two loners who decied THIS three viewer stream was their vibe

>>542462650
Yeah my one Zorban pet peeve is that too, and the thing where he
>standing around looking to his teammates to route
>they stand around too
>"okay, what are we doing here guys..."
>he makes no move or indication where he wants to go
>all team just walking around each other
>eventually someone picks a spot
>zorban complains that it wasnt where he wanted to go
Well then fucking ping it then zorban, or at least head to or, or fucking anything man. This is the most annoying thing you do by far. You either get to ride in the back seat and take what you get, or you take the lead and get what you want, but you dont get to fence sit.

>>542456374
>>542456463
>>542456879
>>542457030
You blew his asshole out here

>>542449387
Beans is gross

>>542463035
So, care to explain us why you answer your own posts?

>>542462192
That’s for my eyes only sorry bud
>>542461407
Shut up cuck
>>542461017
>>542460849
>>542460362
True…

>>542462943
This is why I like playing with routechads because I'm like that too, the best being the ones that aren't afraid to pussy out of a hard fight and go somewhere else

>>542457963
KEK
>>542457303
you’re right but that’s not a concern for anyone here including (you)

>>542462714
People running off away from the group makes him think they are throwing or not caring about what the team is doing. He's not mean, but he jumps to negative conclusions about what others are doing. In his defense, he usually walks back his comments when he realizes what the person is actually doing.
>>542462943
That sounds about right. He's good at communicating with words, but not with pings in game. Other than that, he's a very good streamer. Much better than the other nightreign streamers.

>>542458061
>Getting good and stoned
Kys
>>542458410
Your tulpa isn’t real fag fuck off

>>542461871
GG dual rev and sorry I only used the starting sword, got no good fire drops and I believe the "Help discover X" it's bugged again because I got no greatspear at all during the whole run

>>542463278
>>542463389
stop

>d5 3 bugs with randoms
>i 1 barr about 5 minutes into phase 2
>ironeye walks up and point down emotes, doesn't revive
>executor comes by and rezzes me
>few minutes later ironeye downs
>then executor downs
>i come over and rez them
>ironeye downs again pretty much instantly
>so does the executor
>ironeye alt-f4s while i'm kiting the boss to rez
and then we lost, everybody clap

>>542463628
Hey buddy, you’re in the wrong general. We only post ugly bitches and boys here. >>542463476
Cry about it.

>>542458480
>>542458610
you owned him here
>>542459749
truth
>>542460008
you’re right but you’re still gay for typing this

>>542463628
She doesn't wear that

>>542464724
She kind of wears that but I don't understand what's happening in the image

i maek bubble and bubble accessories
i got 0(zero) fire weapons that entire run lol

>>542464986
That didn't happen, they're not even remotely near eachother and he doesn't care about Cathay and also their armies are strong against slaanesh stuff because they have guns

After finally completing Ironeye’s remembrance I find him extremely boring.
How do I play Recluse?

Assuming you're not spamming corpse piler, is the poleblade actually better than rivers of blood?

>>542464984
i could've used vykes i guess but i was greeding

>>542465079
you are so fucking stupid

>>542464984
dragon fuck almost death blighted me four times

>>542465164
Then what I say is so obviously right that even a stupid person can recognize it, that just proves how correct I am

>>542465106
>Chinese method
Stack crystallian sorcery and get one shot trying to charge it

>Human method
Stack magic+ or affinity+, get terra magica passive, get blood loss and damage on ult, spam Stars of Ruin until you fall asleep. Use cocktails based on what's available from your teammates, do not shoot for them

>Contrarian method
Stack affinity+ and try cocktail spamming for some reason by mixing in a variety of incantations and sorceries

>>542463836
And now you're gay for reading it.

>>542465106
Learn where staves and seals are. There's a seal pedastal at every Great Church (oracles, golem, fire monk,etc) and a stave rack at every fort (golem archer, virgin, godrick soldier, etc). She has an S in faith so you don't just have to stick to magicslop.
For combat really she doesn't melee at all, just keep a dagger or something on you for revives or 2H your staff so you can hit people with it. For long fights like the night 1, 2, and 3 bosses you don't want something that chunks your FP bar so pay attention to how much FP stuff is costing you whenever you cast.
Don't neglect shards just because you have infinite fp refills.
As for relics/passives just stack as much damage and fp as you can. she's pretty easy to build for. Crystallian Sorc is the most reliable buff to stack since the crystal staves are common and the spell they default with is great in NR.

>theres no glintstone sorc buff passive
lame. but makes sense. I'm sure a lot of people would funnel into it since it would make her starting stave OP.

>>542463628
>>542464238
who are these semen demons?

D5 please queue

>no Improved Guarding relic
>no greatshield talisman from the town merchant
why does ishizaki fucking hate shields and guardian

>>542466486
weird cuck fetish post. But anyway I'm gonna fucking queue right now bro whatever

>>542466483
Katarin
Alarielle and Ariel
All from Warhammer Fantasy

>>542466486
more like pov when you queue into gremlin and mellow

>>542466591
I thought warhammer only had gay dudebros and gay orcs and gay aliens

>>542466686
There's three warhammer settings, sci fi, lotr fantasy, and powermetal fantasy, you're thinking of the sci fi one
Those characters are from the lotr one where it's just on a pretty much earth planet thing with a bunch of fantasy races but with funny/interesting twists on some of the stereotypes. Fun fact, the idea of orcs being green came from warhammer fantasy

>>542466558
They're good enough already.

Playing with randoms feels kinda soulless compared to the password. There's no way to laugh about how a run went perfectly right up until we realize nobody brought lightning for fulghor and everybody 3 barred.

>>542467179
if its fulghors giga stomp or heolsters attack where he sharts everywhere i dont even bother trying to attack them

>>542466686
>i don't know anything about [setting] but I'm surprised [setting] isn't as I imagined
...duh?

>>542467494
that's not what i said, I said I thought warhammer only had gay dudebros and gay orcs and gay aliens

>>542466486
you arent even queueing. FUCKER

>>542467657
There's a couple warhammer settings, you're probably thinking of the sci fi one

Ggs Adel.

stupid dinosaur haha

i
am a gamer
and i am queueing
lets go gamers!

>>542467702
>>542467769
He literally didn't even get off a whirlwind. Didn't know you could break him out of it with an ult, that's neat.

>>542467657
There's no "Warhammer". In saying so, you prove you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>542467826
you're not queued stinky ahh

>>542467827
After he begins teleporting around he'll raise his head in the air and scream. Right after he finishes his scream you can ult him with wylder, ironeye, or Raider and make him skip tornado. If you do it while he's screaming he'll tank through it. Because he screams, being near him is spooky. That's why Ironeye is the best for it.

>>542468005
i am, the number's just borked.

>>542467827
its risky because if you time it wrong you will just get bodied instantly and look stupid but i like looking stupid so i try it every time

>arrive late and literally dont do a single thing
>both invaders aggro me
WHYYYYYYY

>>542468541
were you a ranged hero

HAHA FUCKING KNIGHTS NIGGERY LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND RAPING MY ASS

lmao sorry recluse you already jumped down the tower and forgot by the next poi to give you the talisman

Well that sucked. The very microsecond I went to cast a spell they would turn on a dime to fucking bitch slap me. Could only throw out fucking pebbles or risked getting downed and even that didn't help.

>>542469482
activate windows dude

>>542469482
You should activate windows.

>>542469482
activate windows or you will keep dying like this

>>542468656
bno im just fucking stupid dogshit

>>542469482
Activate me

>>542465370
not if i pass back to you *jizzes on you*

>>542465079
>because they have guns
Yeah, but aren’t they super primitive? I also thought that was ineffective against chaos in general?
>>542466686
You thought wrong. Warhammer isn’t primarily a visual medium so it’s not like there’s an abundance of stuff to work with but there’s plenty of attractive females depicted throughout its official artwork.

>>542469764
>>542470075
>>542470151
>>542470153
give three (3) reasons/benefits for why he or anyone else should do that.

>>542470231
That’s hot. Stop trying to turn me on.

>>542469482
A fitting end for you

video games!!

>>542471296
yeah I'm gonna be even more shit than usual for a while learning a non carried character my b guys thanks for the carry

>>542471346
>>542471296
i got this from magma wyrm so I didn't need to use the forge
blessed be, my entire build revolves around the enemy being rotted so this was really cool for a d5 heolster mans

>>542471296
>>542471346
gg thanks for the carry I put on the Halo Scythe fishing build and didn't get a Halo Scythe. Also I don't know the fight other than spam ash of war when its not looking at me so that was the result

>>542469371
>Try to play Incant duchess
>Have fire buff weapon passive, frenzy relic passive, invaders, etc
>Any time I try to cast it the entire universe stops to say fuck you to me specifically
I'm never playing anyone with less than 2000 starting HP ever again I'm not cut out for this lifestyle

>>542469482
Night's cavalary is a crime against videogames. Unfun design, unfun to fight, unfun period.

>>542469482
>>542472431
actual dogshit boss

>>542472509
>>542469482
>*runs in circle*
>*runs in circle*
>*runs in circle*
>*runs in circle*
>*runs in circle*
>*jumps across the arena to hit your ally in the back while they're trying to fight the other one*
>*runs in circle*

PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING BITCH

>>542470572
Sure. Its easy, free, and best of all it will fool anyone who sees your screenshots/webms into thinking you are literate in a 1st world language.

>>542430542
She looks like she likes her men on the Wyld side

>>542434036
sex with ‘rika
>>542454992
we need more of him in here

Practice we did it you'll get your points
gg d5 ed centaur

>>542460362
Where is this cutie from

GGs Bugboys. My heart sank for a moment when he decided mid charge he wanted my ass instead.

>>542464986
me on the right btw
>>542466684
those are both men

Dunno who the bug were going for in their last charge

GG ED4 Bugs
Thought picrelated was bugged but it worked with Wylder? Do we have to die for this thing to work?
>>542473892
>>542473927
Yeah it's silly when there is no red mark and you don't know who they are charging towards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POnhZQ5OBQM

3gods... its finally here.

>>542474040
I've seen the red mark start on one person then switch to someone else very quickly. It still just counts the first person as the target.

lmao /dsg/ is fucking dead. lmaoooooooooooo

>>542469482
Holy oy vey. Fighting these guys when you have no Ironeye is just one of the worst experiences you can have in this game. These knights and the wolf need to be toned down regarding their mobility so they're not an absolute chore to get through.

even doe we merged

>>542469482
I like this fight but only because I can parry the halberd dude off his horse asap
I just wish my teammates wouldn't hit him and get his aggro in the meantime

>>542463319
Nah man the thing that makes me not so charitable to mr zorban the main character of every run is that instead of genuinely caring what the teammate is up to he instantly elevates it into a tantrum about ohhhn everyone is splitting off from me ohh he's rage quitting oh hhh I guess little ol me has to solo everything wahhh wahh fuck this faggot dude. One time I was a caster who stopped by merch for just a sec to pick up shards when the day was ending anyway. I go back to see what he was saying during our run and he starts complaining how I'm splitting off not sticking with him all the time dude fuck this fucking asshole

>>542474456
Just parry them

>>542474689
What's your ign? If so I know if I'm with you not to hit him.

>>542474783
I can't parry shit with this netcode and schizophrenic aggro switching. I even fuck up crucibles in this fucking game during trios. No wonder they made executors deflect so forgiving.

desu the only thing i dislike about archer raiders is that they never bring melee weapons to rez with and would rather fire their shitty bow

>>542474862
Do you really look like that?

>>542474967
Yes

>>542474836
sorry I only play randoms

>>542474967
Yes I look exactly like that, basically 1:1

>>542474985
>>542475076
Wow so many cute girls in erg

>>542474880
Hey I revive with my melee! I'll shoot if it's gonna be faster/safer to shoot though. It's only 2 shots for a 1bar and 5 for a 2bar.

>>542475017
O-oh.

let's go gamers lets go!
one more game, gamers

>>542475210
Go to bed salad dodger

>>542475248
i'm gonna dodge ur salad

>>542475391
*toss

>>542475416
mm.. nyo
nyo, nyo...

Why are you like this /erg/

>>542475521
no bitches

Video games?

>>542473802
Smiling friends season 3 episode 1

I'm quitting this game for real this time. I already uninstalled and deleted my save file.

my frames went to shit on lightning but i somehow got the crimsonwhorl off, too bad it was normal

I just unistalled. erg it's faggots like terr and shittyduck. randoms it's literal chinese hackers who suck shit at the game. no winning. fuck this game and this community lol

i was so far away from fulghor after he did the 3 golden charges i couldnt help zap him to stop his giant spears that was almost so fucking bad gg ironeye recluse

Sorry my computer overheated and died for the first time ever for some reason. Maybe I was too strong

>>542476452
I actually agree in a way

>>542476498
>>542476430
I swear something got fucked up with the patch

>>542476452
cry me a river bitch boy

>>542476452
Lol fuck terr. Worst person I've ever met on 4chan.

>>542476452
What is your name?

Can’t believe I lost 800 points for that adel run. Would’ve been back at 9999 for the second time too

>>542474169
bless that autist

>>542476141
>>542476452

should I q with erg for the first time ever

>>542476939
>losing an adel run as a 9999er
what sort of a freak accident caused that kek

>>542459936
I PREFER SOULFUL, HAND DRAWN GAY PORN, MADE. BY. MAN.

ok one
what the FUCK was up with the beast queen on night 2
two
i froze two fire dogs lemao

GG D5 Dogs.
Sorry on afking at that starting gaol, had to get door.

>>542477996
>>542476498
What makes it worse was he was base and was at 30% hp before he even started his phase 2 but he popped his lightning bubble and my computers fans just started going mental and shut down

>>542478272
We cheese her with invisibility so she cheeses us by walking out of the circle lmao gg dogs

>>542478272
sorry night 1
>>542478376
she just WALKED

>>542478507
>walks into storm
>comes back
>onetaps aschev
>leaves again

>>542478962
>>542474169
>>542477135
>>542474613
Get back in >>>/co/ntainment immediately dsgtrooner

>>542479364
Didn't you read what I said? Go through with >>542479248 you brown maggot

>>542478656
it's because you guys were staring at her ass, have some manners will you

I transheart when the boss has a meltie.