>Download new strategy game (pirated)
>Set AI to braindead
>Cheat for resources as soon as the match starts
>Look at the pretty buildings as I build them
>Look at the outfits becoming cooler as I upgrade my soldiers
>Send my soldiers against the AI
>They completely outmatch the enemy in every aspect, single soldiers destroy entire enemy squads.
>Uninstall the game, since I clearly mastered it
>Look up the next one, repeat steps above
35 years unbeaten, here is to the next 35