>>718324018
>eat more fiber
I already do that
Only when I eat like almost a kilo of plums at once for example I don't feel like shitting a cinder block.
Instead I get the runs for an entire week
My body knows no middle ground and with the years I got used to the pain

>>715014368
>where did the first gay come from?
Ok time to do some research...
>Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum, two Ancient Egyptian officials from around 2400 BCE, are widely considered the oldest known same-sex couple depicted in recorded history.
IT'S ALWAYS THE FUCKING SAND PEOPLE!