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Anonymous No.718320462 >>718320556 >>718320649 >>718320665 >>718320864 >>718320961 >>718321246 >>718321361 >>718321507 >>718321527 >>718321659 >>718322196 >>718322201 >>718322708 >>718323225 >>718323374 >>718323482 >>718323712 >>718324151 >>718325489 >>718325765 >>718326068 >>718326463 >>718327587 >>718329219 >>718329541 >>718329843 >>718330012 >>718331492 >>718332328 >>718332804 >>718334108 >>718334468
Oh no. Big yikes
Anonymous No.718320550 >>718320685 >>718323701 >>718323749
Gonna need a tendie wojak edit of this STAT
Anonymous No.718320556 >>718329464 >>718331549
>>718320462 (OP)
You took a video of your friend to post on /v/
you’re a weirdo
Anonymous No.718320649
>>718320462 (OP)
>tendies play like this and think they don't look like fucking retards
Anonymous No.718320665 >>718320743 >>718320865 >>718321398 >>718323250 >>718324475 >>718325489 >>718328781 >>718334915
>>718320462 (OP)
I hate when I see these videos of someone who I assume thinks they're alone just trying to enjoy their hobby, but is secretly being recorded and mocked by someone. People who do this shit are the lowest scum of society who'd throw their own friends and family under the bus for free attention on the internet, let your friends enjoy their weird hobbies in peace.
Anonymous No.718320685 >>718323749
>>718320550
I hate wojak shit but this is a case where its fine. Preferably a GIF where he's moving his arms up and down the table
Anonymous No.718320743 >>718320942
>>718320665
>secretly being recorded
Yeah if he's literally fucking blind or has no peripheral vision maybe.
Anonymous No.718320778 >>718320987 >>718321389 >>718331285
What kind of tendie trash is played like this?
Anonymous No.718320812 >>718320893
is that his mom or his wife?
Anonymous No.718320818 >>718320857 >>718321045
Can someone explain the joke to me? He looks like a normal dude playing a game.

It looks like 10 billion mouse vids people make (even some I've made)
Anonymous No.718320857
>>718320818
Stop coping tranny. Nobody uses a mouse like this.
Anonymous No.718320864
>>718320462 (OP)
dude looks 15 and 45 at the same time
Anonymous No.718320865 >>718325308
>>718320665
he looks 40 and plays the switch at his mom's house. it bothers you because you relate to it
Anonymous No.718320893
>>718320812
his daughter
Anonymous No.718320940 >>718321063 >>718325169 >>718328191
https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch2/comments/1mmnpat/my_aunt_caught_me_playing_the_drag_x_drive_jam/

go back
Anonymous No.718320942 >>718321070 >>718321680 >>718328781
>>718320743
Not even just this video, I've seen quite a few where it's someone in their room or somewhere tucked away from other people playing a game or unaware in some way and then there's some faggot secretly recording em to embarrass them. But yes. My point stands that people who do this are annoying social media obsessed retards who don't deserve the friends they exploit.
Anonymous No.718320961 >>718323803
>>718320462 (OP)
is he playing that wheelchair game?
Anonymous No.718320987
>>718320778
cripple simulator
Anonymous No.718321037
Why were they filming?
Why did they upload it?
Everything is staged.
Anonymous No.718321045 >>718321098
>>718320818
>he looks normal

No he doesn't.
Anonymous No.718321063 >>718325024
>>718320940
>Even Redditors are mocking him
KWAB
Anonymous No.718321070
>>718320942
There's no secretly in this retard. Check the reddit post above. This dude asks a girl at work who he's been crushing on for a while on a date and she came over and his idea of a date was to show her the wheelchair game and he asked her to record him. She hasn't been returning his calls now and he doesn't know what he did wrong.
Anonymous No.718321098 >>718321248
>>718321045
He looks like his kids shoved a switch on the table and told him to play.
I don't get it.
Anonymous No.718321246 >>718321403 >>718321735 >>718325161 >>718328847
>>718320462 (OP)
Anonymous No.718321248
>>718321098
He doesn't look like a father.
Anonymous No.718321361
>>718320462 (OP)
Lifting would've saved him
Anonymous No.718321389
>>718320778
Joe Swanson cripple simulator 2025 to demo the Joycon 2 optical sensors
Anonymous No.718321398
>>718320665
iirc he actually he originally posted it on Reddit as a sort of ironic self-own
Anonymous No.718321403
>>718321246
I CANT BREATH HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.718321507
>>718320462 (OP)
For a second I thought it was Mr. classic game room.
Anonymous No.718321527
>>718320462 (OP)
Can you articulate your thoughts in your head about what I'm seeing here instead of speaking thottish at me? Thanks.
Anonymous No.718321603 >>718321709 >>718322196
>even reddit is laughing at him
>meanwhile tendies here are defending him tooth and nail and trying to convince us he looks alpha
What causes this?
Anonymous No.718321659
>>718320462 (OP)
whats funny is this is the tier of shit ye olde nobles used to do and spend thier money on.
Anonymous No.718321680
>>718320942
at least you admit you just wanted to bitch about something completely unrelated to this post
Anonymous No.718321709 >>718322145
>>718321603
>I agree with redditors therefore I am right
Cool, now you can go back, retard
Anonymous No.718321735 >>718322369 >>718323115 >>718323681
>>718321246
Can someone explain the joke to me? He looks like a normal dude playing a gamel
Anonymous No.718321996 >>718323295 >>718329403 >>718329759 >>718330149 >>718331002
Anonymous No.718322145 >>718322751
>>718321709
Hey did you know that redditors drink water and breathe air
Anonymous No.718322149
Lol sony faggots getting BLACKED by trannies because they have no TICKI GHAMES!
Anonymous No.718322196
>>718320462 (OP)
>>718321603
go back
Anonymous No.718322201 >>718322258 >>718322402 >>718322449 >>718322708 >>718323141 >>718323781 >>718329324 >>718329769 >>718331002
>>718320462 (OP)
The posting of these videos exemplifies how smartphones have made the world so unfun today. These people are just enjoying themselves inside their private homes, but someone feels the need to expose their moral failings (having fun in a way not explicitly approved by the current social consensus) for e-penis on social media, from where the video gets reposted everywhere in what basically amounts to a public shaming campaign by people whose only joy in life is taking away the joy of others, subtly discouraging others from having fun in unapproved ways in the private sphere.

Public shaming for acts done publicly has a purpose, homogenizing public social interaction to prevent intentional or unintentional disturbances. But in the age of smartphones and social media this social control extends to the private sphere. You can't do anything, even in your own home, without the constant pressure of conforming to society's standards lest you get shamed for it. Even in your own home, and even among friends, you must always be at your best public behavior.

Let people have their fun. Seriously.
Anonymous No.718322258
>>718322201
it's staged you spastic
Anonymous No.718322369
>>718321735
There’s nothing to explain. It’s a grown ass man playing with Nintendo cardboard.
Anonymous No.718322402 >>718323553
>>718322201
>NOOOOO!!!! I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DRESS UP LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND ROLL AROUND IN THE STREET AND NOT BE JUDGED!!
Anonymous No.718322449 >>718322661
>>718322201
He had his aunt himself playing the Switch 2 and uploaded the video, himself. I don't know why you guys are getting so defensive. He's just some faggy looking guy that decided to record himself doing something that makes him even faggier. Big whoop.
Anonymous No.718322614
Sorry snoys but all games are for manchildren
Anonymous No.718322661
>>718322449
Tendies were under the impression they looked like Tom Hardy when playing their bing machines. The truth is they look like Bruce Vilanch holding in a shit. Seeing the truth laid out in webm format is mind raping them.
Anonymous No.718322708 >>718329776
>>718320462 (OP)
>>718322201
Remember when 4chin used to mock normalfags?
Blatant faggotry like quentin posts were considered elaborate trolling.
Now everyone on /v/ is a phoneposter reposting from reddit and social media wishing to be a normalfag.
You aren't even safe in your own house. Quentin won.
Anonymous No.718322732 >>718323246 >>718323625 >>718324167 >>718329247
Anonymous No.718322751
>>718322145
Disgusting. I'll be boycotting these things and moving to a Mars base immediately. Anyway, I guess my point is, yeah guy in OP looks silly, but who fucking cares? The womanly judgmentalism in this thread is more embarrassing than just playing a video game.
Anonymous No.718322787
>*ROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLL*
>bing bing!
>*SCRECHSCRECHSCRECH*
>WAHOO!
*ROLLROLLROLLROLL*
>so long, gay basketball!
>*ROLLROLL*
Anonymous No.718323115
>>718321735
The joke is that he looks silly doing it.
Anonymous No.718323141
>>718322201
i fucking love these midwit posts where subhuman retards overanalyze some basic shit and act all smart and enlightened

slash your throat
Anonymous No.718323225
>>718320462 (OP)
He's literally me.
Anonymous No.718323246 >>718323369
>>718322732
bro's probably on a whole pharmacy of amphetamines
Anonymous No.718323250
>>718320665
Very good, very good HOWEVER
Why are you 30 years old and still living with your parents? At least be like all us other weirdos and live in the basement, don't hang around the kitchen all day playing on your bing bing wahoo console.
Anonymous No.718323295 >>718323568
>>718321996
I do this when taking a shit
Anonymous No.718323369 >>718329389
>>718323246
Believe it or not a person can concentrate on a task without needing to take amphetamines, not everyone has adhd.
Anonymous No.718323374
>>718320462 (OP)
It's how you carry yourself. AURA
Anonymous No.718323404
Dang is this what Nintendo expects people to pay 600$ for
Anonymous No.718323482
>>718320462 (OP)
what game ish eplaying?
Anonymous No.718323553
>>718322402
>reducto ad absurdum
This ain't it, unc.
Anonymous No.718323568 >>718323891
>>718323295
you're gonna blow a blood vessel in your booty hole, stop that before it becomes a recurring issue
Anonymous No.718323625 >>718331341
>>718322732
People who still play guitar hero deserve to be made fun of
Anonymous No.718323681
>>718321735
lol
Fucking dying to this thread
Anonymous No.718323701
>>718320550
>noooooo you can't use a mem which perfectly describes a subset of sub human trash

lol, tell you're a personification of the meme and a failure in life without telling me

KYS, now
Anonymous No.718323712
>>718320462 (OP)
How much DEI money did they got to make this stupid game?
Anonymous No.718323749 >>718323990 >>718327068
>>718320550
>>718320685
>tfw could make some
>thread will be dead way before its finished
Anonymous No.718323781
>>718322201
so true, tendie sister
Anonymous No.718323803
>>718320961
It looks like it based on his motions (especially the lift to coast).
Anonymous No.718323891 >>718324018 >>718329238 >>718329289
>>718323568
I can't help it, literally pic related
My digestive system has been fucked since I was 9, I go to the toilet once a week on average but one time it was two weeks
I push so hard I get nosebleed every other time and want to scream like I'm going super sayan
Anonymous No.718323990
>>718323749
Please anon. Imagine the butthurt
Anonymous No.718324009
Tendies are so gay.
Anonymous No.718324018 >>718324363
>>718323891
eat more fiber. like, a lot of it, every fucking day. fruits, leafy green vegetables, metamucil if you have to. youre probably already fucked from years of shitting wrong but its only going to get worse as you get older
Anonymous No.718324151
>>718320462 (OP)
This is genuinely the least cringe clip of anyone playing a Switch I've ever seen. Dude's not baseding over it, nor is he tard raging. Just playing some dumb motion control gimmick. If anything that's gay. Old farts can still play the Wii and have a better time than with the Switch.
Anonymous No.718324167
>>718322732
Sheldon cooper looking ass
Anonymous No.718324361
Did basedjackers fall off? I haven't seen much switch 2 related content.
Anonymous No.718324363 >>718328424
>>718324018
>eat more fiber
I already do that
Only when I eat like almost a kilo of plums at once for example I don't feel like shitting a cinder block.
Instead I get the runs for an entire week
My body knows no middle ground and with the years I got used to the pain
Anonymous No.718324475 >>718334915
>>718320665
Single based on entire /v/ right now. Obliterated OP to Limbo
Anonymous No.718324881
If you look at that video and actually think he looks normal, chad, or look like a father then I think you need to look at the videos of people with video game collections. They look exactly like the guy in OPs video and maybe because they're not die hard Nintendo fans you will finally be able to look at the video and yourself objectively.
Anonymous No.718325024
>>718321063
Redditards are just another breed of socially resentful people, they simply don't say the nigger word or other slurs
Anonymous No.718325161
>>718321246
Why is he eating that duck's ass.
Anonymous No.718325169
>>718320940
>has reddit links in his portfolio ready to post
Go back
Anonymous No.718325308
>>718320865
It’s his house. That’s his wife
Anonymous No.718325489 >>718328384 >>718329195
>>718320462 (OP)
Any man who would ever play with a children's toy like the Switch 2 is clearly still a child. He will never have a wife and kids unless he makes a serious course correction.
>>718320665
Are you going to cry? Bullying is a net positive for society, it's how we keep all the weirdos and losers in line and give them a chance at normalcy. We let people get away with too much for too long and look at the world now. We need a return to tradition. Make Bullying Great Again.
Anonymous No.718325765
>>718320462 (OP)
>Just let people enjoy things!!
He spent a fuck ton of money on an overpriced system to slide his hands around on a table. I'm going to laugh at how stupid he looks
Anonymous No.718325848
Sorry losers, you look like that playing any video game. You are laughed at.
Anonymous No.718326068
>>718320462 (OP) and this thread >>718324106 should duel
Anonymous No.718326463 >>718326517 >>718327526 >>718327976 >>718328619 >>718331002
>>718320462 (OP)
It's not THAT bad but yeah
Anonymous No.718326517
>>718326463
Holy fucking gigachad.
Anonymous No.718327068
>>718323749
chopper sexo
Anonymous No.718327526
>>718326463
My balls shrank to the size of raisins after witnessing this absolute testosterone beast, holy fuck I kneel.
Anonymous No.718327587 >>718327815 >>718328058 >>718328242 >>718331128
>>718320462 (OP)
women are so cruel..........
Anonymous No.718327815 >>718328058
>>718327587
plot twist: the second girl is saying "thats awesome" because she admires his appreciation of old games and hardware.
Anonymous No.718327976
>>718326463
dude kind of looks based
Anonymous No.718328058
>>718327587
>>718327815
it's more likely than you think, women are known to reflexively take opposing attitudes to one another
Anonymous No.718328191
>>718320940
>LOOK I was LE CAUGHT
>PLEASE GIB UPDOOTS
OP is yet again confirmed to be a faggot. What a surprise.
Anonymous No.718328242
>>718327587
Fucking rekt
Anonymous No.718328384
>>718325489
>it's a toy because I say so
>he should watch blacks play with balls like me and drink beer
Faggot.
Anonymous No.718328424 >>718328676
>>718324363
>kilo of plums
Anonymous No.718328619
>>718326463
when youre a balding manlet, it was over for you from the very beginning. at that level of 'its over', you might aswell indulge in playing DS games in public. its the only consolation you have given your tragic circumstances anyway.
Anonymous No.718328676 >>718330332
>>718328424
Wonderful.
Anonymous No.718328781 >>718329305 >>718329418 >>718329665 >>718329857
>>718320665
>>718320942
Even better when the person trying to mock succeeds only in making themselves look petty and tasteless.
Anonymous No.718328847
>>718321246
Classic humiliation ritual upon nincels
Anonymous No.718328857
nintendo players definitely have some type of autism
Anonymous No.718329030
If you enjoy anything, ESPECIALLY NINTENDO KIDSHIT, you should not be here
Anonymous No.718329195 >>718329330 >>718329432
>>718325489
>Are you going to cry? Bullying is a net positive for society, it's how we keep all the weirdos and losers in line and give them a chance at normalcy. We let people get away with too much for too long and look at the world now. We need a return to tradition. Make Bullying Great Again.
Well its clearly been a failing tactic for the last 30 years, retard.
Anonymous No.718329219
>>718320462 (OP)
I like how there's literally no one talking about this game
Anonymous No.718329238
>>718323891
squat
i do a squating exercise for 10-15, literally feel the shit
>sit on toliet
>it all flies out with the tiniest push
Anonymous No.718329247
>>718322732
were it not for those longer parts where you hold buttons his eyes would've literally dried up lol
Anonymous No.718329261 >>718329361
Mom or wife?
Anonymous No.718329289
>>718323891
you’re gunna be one of those people who die while taking a shit
Anonymous No.718329305
>>718328781
She wants to be ass fucked by her brother's massive cock
Anonymous No.718329324
>>718322201
bait
but also fuck every tendie retard on this board
Anonymous No.718329330
>>718329195
The situation we are in right now is because of bullying being demonized and frowned upon, retard.
Anonymous No.718329361
>>718329261
Both.
Anonymous No.718329389
>>718323369
>not everyone has adhd.
in the era of tiktok and short form content? doubt it
Anonymous No.718329403
>>718321996
me when controller vibrates
Anonymous No.718329415
nintrondie cope in this thread is delicious
Anonymous No.718329418
>>718328781
This ugly wannabe-Stacy's brother is a fucking Chad and she thinks she won. The meme is real, women really do hate how little it takes to make men happy. She probably posted this thinking it would make her more popular but only pretty girls can get away with being mean bitches for no reason.
Anonymous No.718329432
>>718329195
It is now and has always been an effective tactic.
Anonymous No.718329464 >>718331549
>>718320556
I'm not his friend, he should be happy I am even talking to him.
Anonymous No.718329541
>>718320462 (OP)
I AM A GAMER
Anonymous No.718329665 >>718332278
>>718328781
she wants to be rolled on his coaster of a tycoon
Anonymous No.718329759
>>718321996
me when my wife makes me mow the lawn
Anonymous No.718329769
>>718322201
T. 35 year old man playing games for children
Anonymous No.718329776
>>718322708
It's just zoomers. Zoomers are absolutely terrified by the idea of sticking out from the crowd. That's also the reason why they are so docile and easy to manipulate.
Anonymous No.718329843 >>718329915
>>718320462 (OP)
Anonymous No.718329857
>>718328781
Honestly can't see any issue with either of those two things.
Women sure are retarded if they think a man enjoying nice things is a bad thing, but I guess for women if you're not outside simping for a random femoid you're just a nerd loser.
Anonymous No.718329915
>>718329843
the webm that ends every YLYL thread
Anonymous No.718329998
BING BING


WAHOOOO
Anonymous No.718330012
>>718320462 (OP)
>MAMA MIA
>*1UP*
>BING-BING WAHOO!
Anonymous No.718330149
>>718321996
Me when my wife's boyfriend tells me it's bedtime (I have work in the morning)
Anonymous No.718330332
>>718328676
SCHOOL PRISON
Anonymous No.718331002
>>718321996
me when i coom and she keeps sucking >>718322201
shit bait
>>718326463
thr fucking boner of this dude is massive
Anonymous No.718331128
>>718327587
who cares what wahmen think they can't even drive properly
Anonymous No.718331285
>>718320778
Rocket League: Handicapped Edition '25
Anonymous No.718331341
>>718323625
Why?
Anonymous No.718331492
>>718320462 (OP)
>midwestern boomer mom is like "tommy what did I tell you about playing your nintendos at the dinner table?"
>cries herself to sleep at night knowing her son is in his mid 30s and still at home
>has all but given up hope on getting grandchildren
>worries about how he'll be able to take care of himself once she's dead
>sees no semblance of his father, a blue collar military man, in him
>wonders what she did to deserve this fate
grim.
Anonymous No.718331549 >>718331643
>>718320556
>>718329464
Imagine roleplaying having a friend to film
Anonymous No.718331643 >>718331769
>>718331549
>4chan links show up in your search engine results
what sorcery is this?
Anonymous No.718331769
>>718331643
4chan is literally one of the most popular website on the internet. Google archive everything here.
>>717872668
Anonymous No.718332030 >>718332576
Just walk around
Anonymous No.718332278
>>718329665
kek
Anonymous No.718332328 >>718332724
>>718320462 (OP)
Please do not make a new starfox. Please do not make us play it like this, just skip it over this round I beg you.
Anonymous No.718332576
>>718332030
i look like this and do this
Anonymous No.718332724
>>718332328
You do know you can just use a normal controller and play on a TV right?
Anonymous No.718332804
>>718320462 (OP)
i wish i could experience fun like this
Anonymous No.718334108
>>718320462 (OP)
i got the ick from this one
Anonymous No.718334468
>>718320462 (OP)
Yo this gameplay is fire!
Anonymous No.718334915
>>718320665
>>718324475
>Got btfod so hard he resorts to strawman on automatic.
Like clockwork.