>>283652799
>Wife? This loser's wife? That makes no sense, why would they say something so embarrassing? Hurry and disappear, disappear, disappear! I want to disappear!

I have confirmed information from a reliable source that the first arc of the next monogatari season is going to be Sodachi Fiasco. They have also decided not to hire any VAs for the side characters so the entire thing will be voiced entirely by Inoue Marina.