Thread 283652102

Which Middle Schooler Monogatari character is the most powerful and beautiful?

>>283652102 (OP)
Hard to choose between Tsukeehee and Nade

Reminder that JC Sodachi exists

When is the first time we see Ougi in a boy's uniform? I'm trying to figure out something.

>>283652335
Hanamonogatari, Zoku may technically be earlier though but also may not count due to being in a mirror.

>>283652362
It's practically those 2 right? Meaning the whole thing started after the confrontation with Araragi in Owari. Why does she even do it after being established as Oshino's niece? What a bratty little contrarian.

>>283652493
She probably realizes that she has still lost a lot of purpose. She also knows enough about oddities to know that they are affected by perception. My theory is that she's probably checking her pants regularly. She wants to see if she convinces enough people, she'll become a boy oddity. It would be funny if the thing holding her back though is Araragi's belief alone. A mind so active and strong that it still holds sway over her form.

>>283652255
She is my wife and I get rid of people posting pics of her

>>283652799
>Wife? This loser's wife? That makes no sense, why would they say something so embarrassing? Hurry and disappear, disappear, disappear! I want to disappear!

>>283652959
I will hug her tightly and kiss her and she's going to like it

>>283652139
Nade is a premium Monogatari

>>283653342
You must really like getting pierced by stationary.

>>283653368
Why is she naked?

>>283653687
asserting dominance

>>283653487
She would melt in my arms when I tell her how beautiful and smart she is

>>283652598
I'm pretty sure there's a line somewhere in Off Season where Ougi explains the gender change as something like "I decided it was time for a fresh look" or something (except whoever he's talking to has no idea what the fuck he's talking about and are just confused).

So the gender change is Ougi's "haircut".

>>283653964
Shows how little you understand. Calling the protection services.

Sodachi

>>283654024
I like her switching around. I think it's time for girl Ougi since it's been a while.

>>283654208
Getting unsettling "Throw away the key to the beach house as a prank" vibes from this image.

>>283654051
Cut me with your boxcutter
I'll make her moans cover

>>283654438
Calling the police, you're clearly dangerous.

>>283654615
Bite and scratch
I know how wet is your snatch
My words proclaim eternal love
Sodachi's heart is overcome

>>283653687
Nadeko can't help herself

Why does she look like a slut?

>>283655114
Sodachi is so hot in her pajamas

>>283657306
She loves sitting on my lap like that

>>283657306
Fuck me I'm so fucking bad
>My words proclaim
>your lips are mine
That sounds so much better right?

>>283659348
Writing poetry for your favorite girl is very honorable

>>283659569
I have never tried before but Math drives me crazy

What do you think of your sister?

>>283652255
Math is too crazy (still better than crab).

>>283660796
What about loli Crab who got seggsed?

>>283661594
nise crab was not a loli

>>283662422
I'm talking about in Bake during the flashback

>>283662487
She fought back against her assaulter

>>283662538
By using her soles on his dick

>>283662487
She was in middle school. I think Senjougahara is the only Bake girl we haven't seen in loli form at all.

>>283663739
Plz accept this trying hag.

>>283663668
I want to touch her armpit with my penis

I just finished Bakemonogatari. It was nice, wish it had more chill episodes inbetween. Araragi didn't have a single moment to breathe and enjoy his life. Are all the other series that intense too?

>>283663870
Bake is a bit unique (and amazing) but the series keeps up a good pace. That said there are certainly episodes that are more chill, especially during summer when Nise takes place.

>>283655498
Plump...

>>283663739
Middle school is loli form

>>283663870
Like the other anon said. Some stories are completely chill.

>>283663910
>random very detailed close up of a mouth
Why do they do this?

>>283664135
To torture me specifically.

i just like monkey

>>283664263
That just means you have good taste.

>>283664263
Spats erotic

>start a novel
>get 1/3rd into it and enjoy it
>decide to listen to the ost
>stop reading the novel
What's wrong with me. I need to read before bed or something but I like taking a few notes.

>>283664541
If you live alone you could always play the music at night on a speaker or something

>>283664621
The music itself is not the issue plus I cannot read with music anyway. It feels like I just get too excited and end up distracted. I guess it's hard to describe.

>>283664263
Would you live together with a monkey? She has a ton of good points but is messy and absolutely terrible at housework because her grandparents always did it for her.

>>283664831
Learning how to do housework and take care of a baby with my beloved is what I desire

>>283664831
Her kind of messy is interesting. Piles of unique books and odd artifacts. You could get lost looking through it all. As long as she is clean with food you don't have to worry about any pests in the hoard either.

>>283665075
I guess she's not unwilling to learn, just admittedly inexperienced.
>>283665321
Araragi called it treasure diving iirc.

Soles for the souls

>>283664263
>>283664297
>liking dykes
>good taste

>>283652102 (OP)
Have we gotten tomboy loli monkey yet?

>>283666382
She appeared in Bake in that flashback

>>283666167
>not liking fit genki bi girls

>>283666536
That's a shota.

>>283666588
Imagine taking showers with her. She acts like it is no big deal. She even laughs if you give her a slap on the butt and does it back.

>>283667344
yeah but how would she react to me being permanently hard

>>283667344
It's all fun and games until she gets seriously turned on and reverts to the bashful coward that she is.

i just like hebes

>>283667488
That's when YOU get worse cold feet than she does

>>283667456
She may playfully give it a gentle slap to make it bounce back and forth.

>>283666382
She's also in the new book briefly. Unlike the anime, she has long twintails.

>>283668035
My heart

Is it normal for 17yo Japanese girls to have such enormous breastfeeding teats?

>>283668586
She wasn't meant to start having children years ago. All the hormones have just gone to her tits and made them swell. Her body is desperately begging for a mate.

>>283668655
*was
damnit

>>283668655
>>283668678
Her body literally screams for baby making sexo.
I wish I were 2D just to have a chance with Hanekawa. To live is to suffer.

>>283668710
This is probably the only good pic of her
She has always been just a stick with balloons to me

>>283668710
I want to stick it between her bewbs

>>283669430
>This is probably the only good pic of her
Wrong

>>283669962
You're right how could I forget her

>>283669962
Is it true she doesn't wear panties?

>>283670016
It is. I always violently steal them

Am I wrong for commissioning a pic of loligagara blowing old man's dick?

>>283670315
Yes, but you can redeem yourself by posting the image here.

>>283670315
You are never wrong for satisfying your cock in safe legal ways.

>>283670315
That is not a loli

>>283670408
ok, how old was she there? I don't remember

I love how you can tell that Tsukihi is the sister Araragi REALLY wants to fuck and he just kind of settles for Karen because he has to.

>>283670590
How dare you suggest that he doesn't "really" want to fuck either of them. He is a responsible brother and lusts for his sisters equally.

>>283670461
A loli

>>283670590
What about using Karen to get closer to Tsukihi?

>>283670341
I second this, he can use Catbox if it is too lewd

It took Nadeko a long time to realize why boys always had something poking in their pants when they were around her.

Hachikuji pees in the shower, even when Araragi is there.

ougi is so cute...

Look at this cat (cow).

>>283652102 (OP)
New episodes when?