>>64122042
>strike-her fired gun
>smack my wife
>gun doesnt shoot
Fellas, i dont want to go to jail. How can i shoot this gun to justify the smack?

>go to sell gun
>guy is suprised the gun is oiled
>go to gun range, range faggot checks ammo and my gun happens to be there and he remarks hes suprised its oiled
>show gun to guy i know shoots
>hes suprised its oiled
Do people not keep their guns oiled? I dont want any chance of that shit rusting

>cops can just say they smell alcohol on any driver and haul them away and tow their car, and even if they get proven definitively wrong later it doesnt matter and the driver is just out the impounding fee, any damages and lost time possibly getting fired
How is this a thing?
>duh duh DUH JUS DONT DRINK
I never do, yet ive seen videos of niggas getting hauled off and their shit towed despite there being 0 alcohol in their car, "passing" their little gay roadside test with flying colors and blow a 0.00 on a breathalyzer and still get hauled off because the cop i guess just doesnt like the guy or something

>average american woman is 5'4 170 pounds
What the NIGGER? Im 6'1 145 pounds, how are these midgets that fat?

>>81916603
I need money tho nigga, i cant skip out on the first day for the umpteenth time

What are the symptoms of colon cancer? Asking for a friend haha