Hank Hill not only tolerates...but enjoys Soccer now? I'm done. I had to turn this episode off halfway through, it was just too unbelievable.

Hank always hated soccer. I don't think that living in Saudi Arabia and admiring the lawn on a soccer field would all of a sudden cause him to start watching and enjoying it. If he's on the compound for Americans there, they still let them watch American sports and have feeds for NFL games and such.

It's just absurd. Not only does Hank tolerate soccer, but he even knows enough about the rules to be able to coach it for kids? Get outta here.

What's next? Hank buys a Japanese hybrid vehicle? Hank becomes a vegetarian? Hank Hill starts drinking white claws and seltzers instead of beer?