>Gah! Back in my day, we hadda bonk the shiny new adventurers ourselves! Drag 'em screamin' back to the warren, and we was happy if less than half the mob ended up as a pile of xp! Now you just sit on yer bums getting all fat-tiddied and wide hipped while the 'green fever' brings 'em right to ya. You dunno how good you gots it! Not a clue!"