My wife Ran is so perfect she'd even protect me from any danger as a former yakuza-equivalent in the animal realm just to keep me to herself. I love her so much.

Gensokyo Police! Come out with your pants down!

How do you take pics of your fumo with sunglasses? They are just too big for their face and I just can't seem to get them to stick to their hats or under their hair or whatever, they just fall off.