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a chinese mad scientist by the name of Chi-ken Xiaomen who was obsessed with swag (somethin we asians got)
lost in the sauce; he spilt syrup, jive and stirred with excessive motion until my embryo was formed and grew
at first my mayo like appearance caused him dismay, but in time my vrilliant ways amused him.
I was named blueberry porridge, his favourite english breakfast sachet.
in my formative years, I the experiment was found, expelled from the red country, I made my way to land of drunkards.
equipped with sinophile tendencies and unorthodox eating styles (See Chopsticks) i remain largely in the shadows, until the red wall opens once again